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jorbs@jorbs· 25d

me reading your posts:

slay the spire map with five question marks in a row

jorbs@jorbs· Jul 13

the last know image from the BC time period (before carlos)

roberto carlos about a tenth of a second away from making contact wit the ball to execute the most obscene free kick in history

jorbs@jorbs· Jul 12

why do i need caveats to that claim? it's true in england and globally and not contested as far as i know. like here's a graph this is not a nuanced thing.

graph showing global literacy rising from 20% to 80% over the course of the 20th century

jorbs@jorbs· Jul 4

zephyr is unshakeable and xenia is deaf <3

jorbs@jorbs· Jul 3

this image represents a region slightly larger than texas!

jorbs@jorbs· Jun 19

gonna go fucking wild here and say that this mostly just looks like what bodies of water look like in summer and it's somewhat of an aesthetic improvement. like here's the reflecting pool at hadrian's villa in summer for comparison.

the canopus at hadrian's villa, a 119-meter-long reflecting pool, completely green on a gorgeous summer day.

jorbs@jorbs· Jun 4

every time someone asks me to use dark mode on stream i think of this comic, which was taped to the door of my office when i did a 3 month volume thing during my poker career.

guy staring at computer screen is upset by fireworks outside, goes to close the curtains, and then sits back at his computer, which is now the only light source in the room.

jorbs@jorbs· Jun 2

i had NO idea how hard this music video went.

vanessa carlton being towed around by a car while she plays piano and performs a thousand miles. currently in front of a child's birthday party with a bouncy castle in the background.

vanessa carlton being towed around by a car while she plays piano and performs a thousand miles. currently in the mountains with some guys on choppers in the background.

jorbs@jorbs· May 23

sometimes stuff in shows makes me laugh a lot and this moment was an example of one of those times. bleak self-undercutting absurdism? i think? dtf st. louis has a lot of moments like this that i liked a lot.

jorbs@jorbs· May 17

i'm not entirely sure how but every time i go to youtube live is shows me the stream end stats for one of the first livestreams i ever did, and it calculates the subscribers gained since then based off [subs now] - [subs at that stream's beginning]

stream finished, frosthaven +3 brutal campaign! 1167 views... 14448 new subscribers

jorbs@jorbs· May 3

the world isn't so bad

jorbs@jorbs· Apr 27

SORRY MS JACKSON,

jorbs@jorbs· Apr 26

holy fuck america you gotta get it together

jazz night, tv in background shows shirtless shooter apprehended

jorbs@jorbs· Apr 18

another very enjoyable datapoint. sometimes ironclad just wants to get fcked up.

damage taken from act 1 overgrowth elites. norm is 25 or less, but there are 4 instances of ironclad taking 50+ damage, all of which he survived.

jorbs@jorbs· Apr 18

learned about kalman filters for estimating binomial variables where p changes over time today! fun to see improvement. probably half getting better and half clicking on the fun random stuff i want to try less often.

graph showing estimations of winrates for slay the spire 2 characters over time.

jorbs@jorbs· Apr 4

Turn one against the Door. 4x Innate Hello World.

jorbs@jorbs· Mar 26

content creation lol

consecutive comments on a yt video, one which says it is the worst take ever and another which thanks me for a good video, good take, and good communication.

jorbs@jorbs· Mar 19

why is noone talking about USDcoin it has been mooning

google's graph of how many btc a us dollar has been worth over the past 6 months, which makes it look like usd has come out of nowhere to be worth a huge amount more than before partially because of a very poorly framed y-axis.

jorbs@jorbs· Feb 28

i am having way too much fun with this. found a way to save ~200mb ram per instance so i'm up to 32 workers, and batching gpu updates (running them synchronously every ms instead of immediately every time a worker reports in) got me ~4x throughput as well.

spirebird, neural network for losing at slay the spire, progressively getting worse at losing.

jorbs@jorbs· Feb 26

i have been coding a bit to get through whatever cold/flu thing i have

jorbs@jorbs· Feb 25

spirebird updates: bought 32gb more ram switched to PPO w/ increased buffer size programmatically smoothed curriculum learning (>60% over last 500 runs = -1 aoe dmg per turn, -10% max hp) it has spent 40,000 runs failing to learn how to consistently kill the superelite and pick up the green key.