Calvin Kasulke

@kasulke

surprisingly tall transsexual, author of Several People Are Typing, work in various comics, websites, etc.

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Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· 27d

good LORD

subject line: "your participation has already been arranged"

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Jul 8

I am... possibly the wrongest person in the world to send this to

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Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· May 27

found my new favorite chum ad

low-res chum box ad reading "10+ scary phone numbers to call" and an image of an iPhone dialing what I presume to be a terrifying phone number

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· May 23

truly no one doing it like Dave was

Willem Dafoe as "Gas" and Don McKellar as "Yevgeny Nourish" in David Croenenberg's 1999 film "eXistenZ"

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· May 2

someone has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

LinkedIn hiring notification: Director, Editorial and Social Video, The Free Press

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Feb 21

found some good art

oil painting of four figures looming over a fifth, who is curled up on the ground in a concerning fashion. The painting is titled "You Good Bro?"

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Jan 25

once they arrive & I wrestle them on him. He also has a little coat. He loves his little coat

a medium-sized brown dog in a red winter coat. he cuts a handsome figure

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Jan 1

only surprising because it seems like the kind of thing LaGuardia might’ve done to consolidate his voter bloc

Screenshot of an NYT headline: “Mamdani Is First NY Mayor to Use the Quran at His Swearing-In”

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Dec 12

LinkedIn here assuming the role of "slop vizier"

A LinkedIn notification reading "Your network is having a Zip party, and you're not there. Tap to fix that." The button beneath has a call to action: "Solve now (it's free!)"

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Nov 8

he plays for the Mets AA team, right?

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Oct 23

"Rose called the New Yorker "school," studying hard, reading back issues, and writing notes to her boyfriends, a trio of married writers she nicknamed Europe, Mr. Normalcy and Personality Plus" the obits in publishing newsletters are usually a bummer but sometimes you get to learn about a legend

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Aug 11

the FCC recorded 170 instances of pirate radio station operation from 2020-23. Sometimes they record the station and DJ name in their filings, which is a real treat

screenshot excerpt of an FCC filing notice regarding a pirate radio station broadcast, which reads: "...operating an unauthorized radio station on 90.7 MHz (Station) in Geneva-on-the-Lake, Ohio, by which Baran (using the alias “Jumpin’ Jammin’ Jimmy”), ..."

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Jul 2

consider: Jeff

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Jun 19

does anyone know why google maps thinks I work on the equator somewhere in the Gulf of Guinea

a google map screenshot with the “work” pin placed on the equatorial line in the middle of the ocean, for some reason. Crucially, this is not my place of work.

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· May 23

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· May 16

it's not HIGH on the list of why I'm ranking him #1, but it's definitely a consideration. hellgatenyc.com/2025-nyc-may...

A paragraph from the linked Hell Gate article. "One thing the city has lost that they'd like to bring back? Mamdani said he misses the science fiction-themed restaurant Mars 2112. Lander said he misses the Kentile Floors sign by the Gowanus Canal. And Stringer? "Big events.""

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Apr 7

I realize this is probably a Strava competitor but it reads like a threat

ETERNAL: SO YOU NEVER HAVE TO STOP RUNNING

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Mar 23

some unlabeled screenshots from my desktop

Google AI search result: "Beagles are known for being vocal dogs, and some have been known to sing and play the piano"

Craigslist screenshot of a post title: "Hit the splopeps (Queens)"

Letterboxd screengrab of a collection titled "movies where if you fall off the Brooklyn Bridge, you'll time travel from the gilded age to the modern day" with two films in the collection, Kate & Leopold and Winter's Tale

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Mar 21

I don't especially care if my book is pirated by human beings, and obviously I'm incensed that Meta is stealing my book to train their bullshit machine. That said: guys. You REALLY don't wanna feed this one into your LLM, I promise. It, uh. It won't help.

A LibGen lookup where "Several People Are Typing" by Calvin Kasulke has been found to be in the directory.

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Dec 18

counterpoint: no, it isn't

Screenshot of a LinkedIn post declaring "the Baby Boomer population is growing"

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Dec 15

it’s so important to have role models

Shot of a framed newspaper headline reading “SUCCESS WITH A GLAMOROUS DONUT SHOP”

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Dec 2

I knew about the Redbox going out of business thing; I was unprepared to learn who owned Redbox

"The bankruptcy of Chicken Soup for the Soul Entertainment, Redbox’s parent company, has left retailers around the country struggling to figure out what to do with the more than 24,000 abandoned machines."

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Nov 26

not sure what's worse, the despotic demands I make of @daltondeschain.com or that they actually keep track of them

A screenshot of two texts from me:
I just googled “math rock cover of hallelujah” and came up empty
And I am gonna need you to fix this for me

And Dalton's reply:
I owe you a ska Paradise By The Dashboard Light first

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Nov 25

in the course of prepping my part of the Gender Ordeal show next week I found the exact correct image for someone's next Partiful event

ADULT CONNECTION HOTLINE: SINGLES-TRANSSEXUALS-PARTY PEOPLE

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Nov 19

if you are in or around Philly, come see @tuck.bsky.social, @lubchansky.bsky.social, and I as we re-enact this poster in real life! also: comedy! johnnybrendas.com/event/gender...

A poster for the Dec. 3rd event, Gender Reveal Podcast presents Gender Ordeal: Gender On Wheels. The event is at Johnny Brenda's at 7pm and tickets are $15, but tbh I haven't used my comps so if we know each other even vaguely and you want to come let me know. Anyway the image depicts Tuck, a trans guy in a black tanktop with a cool lil' mustache, driving a red convertible off a cliff Thelma and Louise-style. In the back of the car is Mattie, a tattooed trans femme also in black, throwing her arms to the sky like she's on a cool and fun roller coaster. In the passenger seat is a depiction of me, a bearded trans guy having an absolute panic attack w/r/t the whole car-hurtling-over-a-cliff thing. Mattie drew the poster and it's very good, imo.

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Oct 31

I am a chimp and I will vote early for a special sticker with a little guy on it

“Halloween Voter” sticker featuring an illustration of a pigeon in a witch hat holding a jack-o-lantern bucket. The pigeon is my best friend

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Oct 28

heyy, so glad to hear your man's going back to school!

screenshot that says "NYC Trash Academy"

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Oct 7

hey, sorry, I just heard the news. really awful. how's your man holding up?

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Sep 29

my man is the worst playoff shooter in history if you don’t count guys who landed on Omaha fucking Beach

Calvin Kasulke@kasulke· Aug 28

very cool that the weather channel website is 95% chum ads and blog posts designed to stress out your dumbest great-uncle and, begrudgingly and with enormous reluctance, 5% information about the local weather