Kelly

@kellydf

Hi, I’m Kelly! I’m an #Apple girlie, and I also love #FFXIV, #tabletop, #politics, and more. She/her, 18+. I will probably repost a lot of political content because I am a News Junkie™️. Reposts are not necessarily endorsements of the post or poster!

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Kelly@kellydf· 11d

In hindsight it's kind of embarrassing b/c of what a nut she turned out to be. However,

Gwyneth Paltrow in Shakespeare in Love. Paltrow, as Viola de Lesseps, stands in a doorway with her torso wrapped in a bedsheet, her shoulders bare, a radiant smile on her face. Her long, blonde hair is wavy and goes all the way down to the small of her back. She is, tragically, stunning.

Kelly@kellydf· Jun 21

The combat in this game (Adventures of Elliot) becomes extremely satisfying over time

Kelly@kellydf· Jun 5

Age yourself with a childhood crush

Rebecca Chambers, from the video game Resident Evil (2003), poses before a black background. She is a white woman with short brown hair dressed in a STARS tee and tactical vest, fingerless gloves, cargo pants with the legs rolled up over her ankles, and boots. A belt with a first-aid kit attached is strapped to her waist. The back of her left hand is pressed to her chin, and her elbow is resting on the opposite hand. She has shifted her weight onto her right hip, and her right knee is bent.

Kelly@kellydf· May 28

Mimolette. It’s a salty hard cheese that goes great with jam, but more importantly than that, it’s one of the most striking-looking cheeses you’ll ever see — a craggy, cantaloupe-like rind and bright orange interior. Cutting into it is like breaking open a Martian rock. A stunner on any cheese board

Two thick chunks of bright-orange mimolette cheese rest rind-down on a wooden board.

Kelly@kellydf· May 24

If you don’t like it here you can just leave dude

A Bluesky post that reads, “i think, end of the day, the real problem with Bluesky is that most of its users are here *because* they want to be in a bubble. and they can tell themselves that it’s just about not being around Nazis it supporting Musk, and that’s part of it, but also there’s a palpable desire to be ensconced.” It was posted at 6:37 AM on 5/24/26. Replies are restricted. The username has been cut off in the screenshot.

Kelly@kellydf· May 12

A frame of the character Steve McCroskey from the movie “Airplane!”. Steve, an older man with a head of tousled gray hair in a half-undone tie and a white button-up shirt, is hastily retrieving something with his hands. The line he’s saying, which would ordinarily be “Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue,” has been lazily edited to say “Looks like I picked the wrong era to come out”.

Kelly@kellydf· Apr 30

It is my birthday 🍰 Playing MGS2 for the first time and having my birthday be a major plot point was one of the wildest gaming experiences of my life. There's an in-game kiosk where you put your b'day in at one point and I thought that the story had somehow been customized around mine lmao

Two screenshots from the video game Metal Gear Solid 2 are arranged vertically. In the first, Solidus Snake — a man who appears to be between 50-60 years old, wearing an eyepatch and an absurd, tentacled power suit — looks at someone out of frame and says, "Do you know what day it is today?" In the second, Raiden, a young man with flowing, white hair wearing a tactical sneaking suit, stands before several ruined and dusty buildings. He replies, "... April 30th?"

Kelly@kellydf· Apr 23

Is this literally every video on this app r/n or is it just me

A window that ought to be playing a video, but instead an error message in a generic white font reads, "An error occurred while loading the video. Please try again." There is a white "Retry" button with rounded corners and a circular arrow icon.

Kelly@kellydf· Apr 14

99% of the emails I get from Twitch these days are notifications that I have received gift subs to channels that I feel confident I’ve never ever watched Like, no shade to xprayz, I know nothing about him — but who the fuck is xprayz???

A screenshot of an email from Twitch that says “Congrats! You’ve been sent a gift sub. You are now subbed to /xprayz.” There is a large, white “Watch now” button towards the top. In the middle, a cringing white man’s face — presumably xprayz himself — stares out from a circular portrait hole.

Kelly@kellydf· Apr 7

The first Mario movie was also bad

Norman Rockwell’s oil-on-canvas painting, “Freedom of Speech”, in which a middle-aged white man in a blue checkered shirt and a brown jacket and pants stands up while others look on him with curiosity and admiration.

Kelly@kellydf· Mar 22

Quote this post with your top GBA games I feel like there’s some great game I forgot about and I’ll regret not putting it on here later, but I don’t feel like thinking about this any more lol

The box art for Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance for the GBA, featuring white-haired vampire hunter Juste Belmont holding a whip between his gloved hands.

The box art for Riviera: The Promised Land for the GBA, featuring the armies of Heaven and Hell charging toward each other while wielding fantastical, anime-style weapons.

The box art for Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones for the GBA, featuring the game’s two blue-haired protagonists — a young ma wielding a spear on the left, and a young woman holding a rapier on the right.

The box art for Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories for the GBA, featuring series protagonist Sora posing stylishly and holding a fanned hand of cards. Behind him, Disney characters such as Donald and Goofy are represented on the cards, as well as various Kingdom Hearts characters.

Kelly@kellydf· Mar 13

A poster for the James Bond film Tomorrow Never Dies. Pierce Brosnan as Bond is astride a classic, silver motorcycle that is sliding across the pavement, the contact causing sparks to form. He is clinging to Michelle Yeoh as “Bond girl” Wai Lin, the pair of them looking distressed but determined.

Kelly@kellydf· Mar 7

For a 20+ year old game, Blizzard does a pretty good job of making World of Warcraft look good

The Lightbloom within Eversong Woods in the video game World of Warcraft. There is a large pond dotted with lily pads in the foreground, bamboo-like sprouts in the middle distance, and winding trees with autumnal leaves in the background. A dragonfly can be seen zipping across the pond, which is glowing with motes of light mana that hover over its surface. Against the horizon, a sentinel's tower and the peak of a mountain can be seen.

Kelly@kellydf· Feb 26

I’m reminded of my favorite MMO healer meme

A meme captioned “HEALERS IN MMO ANIME” above and “ACTUAL HEALERS” below. The above image features an effeminate healer in a cap and robe, anxiously clutching a staff with a hook on the end. They are apologizing for their healing not being good enough. The bottom image features the same healer, but they’re morose and jaded, lambasting their party as idiots and refusing to heal them for pulling early.

Kelly@kellydf· Feb 25

A poster for the film The Legend of Drunken Master, featuring Jackie Chan circa 1994 seeming to punch through the poster itself, his fist ripping apart its white paper. Bold red font spells out "JACKIE CHAN" above his head and "THE LEGEND OF DRUNKEN MASTER" below his hand. The tagline is, "He's got a secret weapon with a lot of kick." Up top, the poster quotes a review from Roger Ebert raving about the film's 'JAW-DROPPING ACTION SCENES!'"

Kelly@kellydf· Feb 23

Apple's Journal app, minutes after I've taken a moment to reflect in my journal

Kelly@kellydf· Jan 25

"Wow! What an amayyyyzing documentary."

Apple CEO Tim Cook stands before an abstract white background criss-crossed with thin, swirly black lines. He is a white man with short, silver hair and glasses. He is wearing a black sweater over a collared shirt and a pair of off-white slacks. His hands are in front of his sternum and he is looking off to one side, in the midst of speaking.

Kelly@kellydf· Dec 31

who could have seen this coming

A beige news card from 9to5Mac with a headline reading “9to5Mac Product of the Year: iPhone 17”. The byline is by tech journalist Chance Miller. The article excerpt reads “As 2025 comes to a close, it’s time to reflect on Apple’s year and determine what stood out the most. It was an exciting…” a small picture of a white iPhone 17’s camera bump is featured. The article was posted 52 minutes ago.

Kelly@kellydf· Oct 31

"My external appearance is down 5%. Shion, I need to be cleaned."

Official art of KOS-MOS from the Xenosaga series. A pale android with long, blue hair holds two enormous, futuristic weapons bursting with blue energy. She is wearing a white, full-body power suit and a headpiece that covers her forehead and wraps behind her head.

Kelly@kellydf· Oct 30

I'm the biggest Resident Evil fan I know so the fact that I've not yet beaten this game because it's fucking terrifying is the blackest of black spots on my RE-fan record

A screenshot from the video game Resident Evil 7. A pair of hands are held out in front of the viewer's face to block Jack Baker — a balding man with a scruffy beard, wire-frame spectacles, and a dirty, striped shirt — from coming any closer. Jack is holding a shovel, ready to swing. Behind him, a decrepit hallway in the Baker family home can be seen.

Kelly@kellydf· Oct 28

The box art for the video game Luigi's Mansion. Luigi, wearing his signature green hat with 'L' emblem, is screaming at the viewer, his white-gloved hands clapped to his cheeks, just below his bushy black mustache. Behind him, several cartoonish ghosts with gleaming yellow eyes, and a couple of round Boos with their tongues hanging from their fanged mouths, soar down a dark forest path toward him. The game is advertised as being "Only For Nintendo Gamecube" and is stamped with Nintendo's Seal of Approval. It is rated E for Everyone by the ESRB.

Kelly@kellydf· Oct 26

Beat the main story of @hellclockgame.bsky.social What a game! The core gameplay loop and variety of absolutely busted builds you can put together has (rightly) gotten a lot of praise, but for me, the story was the highlight — I was really moved by it and learned a lot about Brazilian history

The protagonist of Hell Clock, Pajeú, looks determinedly off into the distance. He is a dark-skinned man wearing a cap and high-collared shirt with a thick black beard. The painterly image is captioned, “Pajeú: Our fight continues.”

Kelly@kellydf· Oct 26

The box art for EarthBound. In front of a psychedelic, multicolored, swirling background stands a spiky, golden robot — a Starman — with a little boy — Ness — wearing a cap and striped shirt sitting in its cockpit. The game's title is superimposed over all of this, written in a stylized retrofuturist font.

The box art for Persona 3 FES. A gathering of Japanese high school students stand on top of the circular symbol for Gekkoukan High School. There are boys, girls, and even a shiba inu dog in the bottom-middle. "P3F PERSONA3 FES" is superimposed over all of this in a pixelated font.

The box art for Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories. Sora, a spiky-haired tween wearing a short-sleeved hoodie and baggy shorts, and Riku, a long-haired teen in a sleeveless top and long, baggy pants, stand with their backs to the viewer, looking up at a sky where translucent phantom images of calssic Disney characters Mickey, Donald, and Goofy can be seen, as well as a mysterious blonde-haired girl. The title text reads "Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories in a spiky, stylized font, superimposed in front of a valentine-style heart with a crown on top.

The box art for Tactics Ogre Reborn. A young man in white and a woman in a flowing black dress stand on a rocky cliff, facing each other but not looking at each other. Behind them, a large white flag with a draconic coat of arms in the center flutters in the wind. "Tactics Ogre Reborn" is superimposed in front of them in a golden, flowing font.

Kelly@kellydf· Oct 19

Define “perfect ending”?

The final frame of season 2 of Severance. Mark, played by Adam Scott, and Helly, played by Britt Lower, are holding hands and sprinting down a white hallway backlit with red. Mark is wearing a bloodstained button down shirt and tie, a suit jacket, and slacks; Helly is wearing a long-sleeved shirt and pencil skirt. Their faces are identical masks of apprehension.

Kelly@kellydf· Oct 10

25 Games to Get to Know Me Similarly, I don't consider these games to be the best or even necessarily my all-time favorites, but collectively they've probably had the biggest impact on who I am as a human being! I went by system. The rows from top to bottom are: - Genesis - PC - N64 - PS2 - PSP

A 5x5 chart on a black background featuring the box art for 25 video games. There are labels on the right-hand side for each game. From left-to-right, the games are: Streets of Rage 3, Contra: Hard Corps, Ristar, Dynamite Headdy, Mortal Kombat, StarCraft, Diablo II, Disciples: Sacred Lands, World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy XIV, Bomberman 64, Quest 64, Mischief Makers, Hybrid Heaven, Majora's Mask, Metal Gear Solid 2, Resident Evil Outbreak, Persona 3 FES, Final Fantasy XII, Clock Tower 3, Monster Hunter Freedom Unite, Tactics Ogre (PSP), Final Fantasy Tactics: The War of the Lions, MGS: Peace Walker, and Valkyria Chronicles II.

Kelly@kellydf· Sep 5

If you see this, QTP with a title screen that's iconic to you

The title screen for the video game Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. The game's title is spelled out in a large, bold font; above it, "Tactical Espionage Action" is written. Copyright information lines the bottom of the screen, just below a faded "Press Start Button" prompt. In the background, Solid Snake's face has been rendered in bold, red strokes; he is staring directly at the viewer. The top and bottom of his face gradually fade out into an abstract gray background.

Kelly@kellydf· Sep 2

A picture of a woman in a plain dress levitating out of her small bed while remaining completely horizontal. Her stringy blonde hair is hanging below her head, but the rest of her body is stiff. She is in a spartan bedroom decorated only with an end table and lamp.

Kelly@kellydf· Sep 2

No!

A spam text message that just says “Reply me!”

Kelly@kellydf· Aug 30

If you see this, QTP with your favorite pokemon! (wrong answers only) #animesky #promosky

A drawing of Pommy, a round, rabbit-like creature from Bomberman 64: The Second Attack. He has a round, cream-colored body with darker accents on his long ears. His eyes are black and shaped like slots, his mouth is a thin, 3-shaped line, and he has small, ovular blush marks. His hands are round balls and his feet are flat ovals. He is aggressively cute.

Kelly@kellydf· Aug 2