Kelly

@kellydf

Hi, I’m Kelly! I’m an #Apple girlie, and I also love #FFXIV, #tabletop, #politics, and more. She/her, 18+. I will probably repost a lot of political content because I am a News Junkie™️. Reposts are not necessarily endorsements of the post or poster!

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Kelly@kellydf· 3d

The poster for the film Keeping Mum. In front of a white background, Maggie Smith, Rowan Atkinson, Kristin Scott Thomas, and Patrick Swayze pose in a row. Smith, wearing a cream-colored cap and a purple coat, holds a gloved finger up to her lips. Behind them is a wooden chest with an ax buried in it. The tagline is “some family secrets are best kept buried”.

Kelly@kellydf· 4d

These

Kelly@kellydf· 10d

I did the thing undertale.jadenthejaded.uk

The results page for my Undertale/Deltarune-themed "Soul Virtues Extraction" personality quiz. I got the green soul, Kindness, represented by a green, pixelated heart. This was my highest virtue, at 71%. The rest, in descending order, are: Perseverance (64%), Justice (53%), Determination (44%), Bravery (34%), Integrity (30%), and Patience (22%).

Kelly@kellydf· 10d

In hindsight it's kind of embarrassing b/c of what a nut she turned out to be. However,

Gwyneth Paltrow in Shakespeare in Love. Paltrow, as Viola de Lesseps, stands in a doorway with her torso wrapped in a bedsheet, her shoulders bare, a radiant smile on her face. Her long, blonde hair is wavy and goes all the way down to the small of her back. She is, tragically, stunning.

Kelly@kellydf· 14d

Unironically the first role I think of when I think of him 😭

Actors John Leguizamo and Bob Hoskins stand next to each other in a frame from the 1993 film Super Mario Bros. John, as handsome young Luigi, is wearing a blue collared shirt under green overalls; Bob, as the older, fatherly Mario, is wearing red overalls but matches otherwise. They are gazing in apparent amazement at something off-screen. Behind them, a crowd of people can be seen out-of-focus behind a railing.

Kelly@kellydf· 19d

No thanks Etsy?? I don’t think I will???

A search bar on the Etsy app that is prompting me to “Search for ‘resident evil bomb’” for some reason.

Kelly@kellydf· 20d

No cheating; post your lockscreen.

A picture of my lockscreen on the latest version of iOS. The wallpaper is a series of narrow dark gray stripes of various lighter and darker shades, evocative of dark water. The top-left indicates that I am using Cricket Wi-Fi, the top-right shows that I am connected to wifi and my battery is almost fully charged. The topmost widget shows that it is Sunday the 2nd, 71 degrees F, with a high of 72 and a low of 65. Below the time (7:00 in large numbers), two more widgets are blurred for privacy. The bottom-left button is a calendar symbol with a plus next to it, while the bottom-right button is a Remind Me Faster button for quickly entering tasks.

Kelly@kellydf· Jul 19

QTP a heroine with a sword

Agrias Oaks, a knight from the video game Final Fantasy Tactics, stands with her back to the viewer. She has long, blonde, braided hair and is wearing pieces of plate armor over a blue tabard and brown breeches and boots. Her gloved hand holds the hilt of a silver sword. Princess Ovelia, a younger woman with straight, blonde hair, is clinging to Agrias with a mournful look on her face. The art is rendered in FFT’s signature, anime style.

Kelly@kellydf· Jul 13

Is it???

A screenshot of the “Similar To” section of Apple Arcade, which is suggesting that skateboarding game True Skate+ is similar to the action RPG Trials of Mana+. The icon for True Skate+, featuring a drawing of a skateboard with the game’s title on it in a bold, red and white font, can be seen.

Kelly@kellydf· Jul 4

Spending all of Independence Day leveling my rogue in Diablo 4, as George Washington intended

A screenshot of a rogue character in Diablo 4. She has a short, black bob and dark skin. She is wearing a red mask, a short-sleeved red top with a silver shoulder guard, a pair of strappy, short leather leggings that expose her right thigh, and shin-plates. She is holding an ornate crossbow in her arms.

Kelly@kellydf· Jul 3

I see (or rather, I don’t see) that the devs have been vibe coding again

A post from the Tennis Updates account explaining that Arnya Sabalenka won a match against Jelena Ostapenko. The picture for the post is not loading, and an off-white rounded rectangle is displaying in its place.

Kelly@kellydf· Jun 26

Quote with a game you’re currently playing

Box art for the video game The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales. The titular Elliot, wearing a feathered cap and red scarf and holding a sword in a reverse grip, stands in a grassy field surrounded by mountains and looks off to the side. A fairy, perhaps 1’ tall with butterfly wings and wavy hair, hovers at head-height to Elliot and looks at him. Above them, the game’s title is rendered in a bold, stylized font.

Kelly@kellydf· Jun 23

The album cover for French electronic duo Justice’s debut album, Cross, featuring a black cross, outlined in gold, so that its base appears to be angled toward the viewer. The word “Justice” is written above the cross in a stylized, angular font and a small, flat cross is below. The large, bold cross in the middle is inside a golden rectangle.

Kelly@kellydf· Jun 21

The combat in this game (Adventures of Elliot) becomes extremely satisfying over time

Kelly@kellydf· Jun 21

There’s even AI bros in the Age of Magic, smdh

A screenshot from the video game Elliot the Adventurer. The titular Elliot, wearing his signature feathered cap and cloak, is speaking to an Ambitious Researcher in a broad hat and white robe. The researcher is saying, “If you wish to obtain modern conveniences, some sacrifices are inevitable.” The scene is rendered in a lush HD2D style.

Kelly@kellydf· Jun 5

Age yourself with a childhood crush

Rebecca Chambers, from the video game Resident Evil (2003), poses before a black background. She is a white woman with short brown hair dressed in a STARS tee and tactical vest, fingerless gloves, cargo pants with the legs rolled up over her ankles, and boots. A belt with a first-aid kit attached is strapped to her waist. The back of her left hand is pressed to her chin, and her elbow is resting on the opposite hand. She has shifted her weight onto her right hip, and her right knee is bent.

Kelly@kellydf· May 28

Mimolette. It’s a salty hard cheese that goes great with jam, but more importantly than that, it’s one of the most striking-looking cheeses you’ll ever see — a craggy, cantaloupe-like rind and bright orange interior. Cutting into it is like breaking open a Martian rock. A stunner on any cheese board

Two thick chunks of bright-orange mimolette cheese rest rind-down on a wooden board.

Kelly@kellydf· May 24

If you don’t like it here you can just leave dude

A Bluesky post that reads, “i think, end of the day, the real problem with Bluesky is that most of its users are here *because* they want to be in a bubble. and they can tell themselves that it’s just about not being around Nazis it supporting Musk, and that’s part of it, but also there’s a palpable desire to be ensconced.” It was posted at 6:37 AM on 5/24/26. Replies are restricted. The username has been cut off in the screenshot.

Kelly@kellydf· May 12

A frame of the character Steve McCroskey from the movie “Airplane!”. Steve, an older man with a head of tousled gray hair in a half-undone tie and a white button-up shirt, is hastily retrieving something with his hands. The line he’s saying, which would ordinarily be “Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue,” has been lazily edited to say “Looks like I picked the wrong era to come out”.

Kelly@kellydf· Apr 30

It is my birthday 🍰 Playing MGS2 for the first time and having my birthday be a major plot point was one of the wildest gaming experiences of my life. There's an in-game kiosk where you put your b'day in at one point and I thought that the story had somehow been customized around mine lmao

Two screenshots from the video game Metal Gear Solid 2 are arranged vertically. In the first, Solidus Snake — a man who appears to be between 50-60 years old, wearing an eyepatch and an absurd, tentacled power suit — looks at someone out of frame and says, "Do you know what day it is today?" In the second, Raiden, a young man with flowing, white hair wearing a tactical sneaking suit, stands before several ruined and dusty buildings. He replies, "... April 30th?"

Kelly@kellydf· Apr 23

Is this literally every video on this app r/n or is it just me

A window that ought to be playing a video, but instead an error message in a generic white font reads, "An error occurred while loading the video. Please try again." There is a white "Retry" button with rounded corners and a circular arrow icon.

Kelly@kellydf· Apr 14

99% of the emails I get from Twitch these days are notifications that I have received gift subs to channels that I feel confident I’ve never ever watched Like, no shade to xprayz, I know nothing about him — but who the fuck is xprayz???

A screenshot of an email from Twitch that says “Congrats! You’ve been sent a gift sub. You are now subbed to /xprayz.” There is a large, white “Watch now” button towards the top. In the middle, a cringing white man’s face — presumably xprayz himself — stares out from a circular portrait hole.

Kelly@kellydf· Apr 7

The first Mario movie was also bad

Norman Rockwell’s oil-on-canvas painting, “Freedom of Speech”, in which a middle-aged white man in a blue checkered shirt and a brown jacket and pants stands up while others look on him with curiosity and admiration.

Kelly@kellydf· Mar 22

Quote this post with your top GBA games I feel like there’s some great game I forgot about and I’ll regret not putting it on here later, but I don’t feel like thinking about this any more lol