I recommend the Electric Lobster Fisherman on Instagram. His fishing boat is the Lorna Jane and we also sail Seminole out of Tayvallich

I can anchor offshore - they can't get me (This is Lowlandmans Bay at the north of the island).

The big bad Royal Navy operates undercover........

You had better keep hold of this to deploy as and when - in case he tries a comeback.

This will be me:

The late Scottish comedienne, Janey Godley, had him correct.

Afternoon all from a soggy Britain - currently sitting out Storm Ingrid today.

Mr FT 'Cousin Albert doing a good clean up there!'.

Some single malts to tickle your fancy.

If they were more appreciative it would be nice.

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026.

Greetings from Poros - this was last September.

This is the Daily Mail - not recognised in the UK as a reliable source of news. Yes, it is foreign-owned.

I think I can moor stern-to just to the left of the jetty, Mediterranean-style!

Ooh! We could long-line our boat off those rocks - if there is a solid metal ring secured there. My Greek holiday from last year.

Perhaps he was counting individual Scottish islands like Lunga with its Puffins?

Kiparissi sunrise, Greek Islands, 2024.

Me and my boat.

Also Scottish ladies of comedy.

Yup and this bunch of Russian conies need calling out.

Forever in my dreams my heart will be Hanging on to this sweet memory A day of strange desire and a night that burned like fire Take me back to the place that I know

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?

The story is from a few years ago

I'm just feeling so happy in this place, I've posted a picture of the Clipper Round the World race as it set off on it's final leg from Oban.

As Captain Ted's PA I am just dipping my toe into this platform before Betty tells him to move across.