Janey Godley, as ever, was right.

Private Eye magazine, UK.

Puffins on the next island, Treshnish Isles.

Patch the Polar Bear: 'Hmmm, a tasty orange snack'.

I recommend the Electric Lobster Fisherman on Instagram. His fishing boat is the Lorna Jane and we also sail Seminole out of Tayvallich

I can anchor offshore - they can't get me (This is Lowlandmans Bay at the north of the island).

The big bad Royal Navy operates undercover........

You had better keep hold of this to deploy as and when - in case he tries a comeback.

This will be me:

The late Scottish comedienne, Janey Godley, had him correct.

Afternoon all from a soggy Britain - currently sitting out Storm Ingrid today.

Mr FT 'Cousin Albert doing a good clean up there!'.

Some single malts to tickle your fancy.

If they were more appreciative it would be nice.

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026.

Greetings from Poros - this was last September.

This is the Daily Mail - not recognised in the UK as a reliable source of news. Yes, it is foreign-owned.

I think I can moor stern-to just to the left of the jetty, Mediterranean-style!

Ooh! We could long-line our boat off those rocks - if there is a solid metal ring secured there. My Greek holiday from last year.

Perhaps he was counting individual Scottish islands like Lunga with its Puffins?

Kiparissi sunrise, Greek Islands, 2024.

Me and my boat.

Also Scottish ladies of comedy.

Yup and this bunch of Russian conies need calling out.