Lish McBride

@lishmcbride

Former indie bookseller and cursed object, current feral goblin bard spinning coffee and spite into books about necromancers, werewolves, and delightful weirdos. (She/her)

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Lish McBride@lishmcbride· 22d

Tonight’s film

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Jul 9

Tonight’s film. Smalls is making me watch all of them this summer.

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Jun 15

Hold Me Closer, Necromancer is on sale for 2.99! Right now, I’m only seeing it on Amazon, but I know some sites price match… The publisher doesn’t put this one on sale often, so grab it up while you can!

The book cover of Hold Me Closer, Necromancer on a sparkly purple background. Two adorable crows are at the bottoms pointings to the 2.99 Kindle Deal announcement

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· May 23

Introducing Smalls to this classic.

Movie poster for So I Married an Ace Murderers.

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· May 17

Sunset showing off on the dog walk tonight

Picture of a sunset with pink highlighted clouds over the black outline of trees

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· May 4

Because I’ve decided, Internet, that you absolutely want a T-shirt with Jim the Minotaur from my Uncanny series. The shirts are super soft! Right now we’re just doing the two colors to see how they do. 💕

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Apr 29

I want to be my dogs right now.

Two black and white dogs lay asleep on a purple couch. They look extremely comfortable and cozy.

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Apr 21

FB is terrible and I want to leave it for so many reasons, but the comedy gold that is the local community page is one thing that keeps pulling me back in.

FYI, at 8:25 pm someone just threw a hotdog at my windshield going down 44th between the high school and the kidney center.
I get it is funny, but I didn't know what hit my windshield until I pulled over at Arco. I had thought I had hit something

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Apr 19

Also, please enjoy this photo of Boo. You will never be as cozy or comfortable as she is right now.

A black and white dog sprawls over the cushions of a purple couch

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Apr 19

Life is hard and you all deserve a little treat. Here is a picture of my dog, Athena, sleeping in a laundry basket despite having two different dog beds to choose from.

An Australia cattle dog mix is curled up in a blue laundry basket full of laundry

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Apr 18

Smalls: is someone depressed? Me: why? Smalls: someone moved the can of Emotional Support Pasta. Man Friend: I just needed to put the phone holder on something. Me: do you ever think our house is kinda weird? Behold, our Emotional Support Pasta.

A can of Garfield Spaghettios that are 22+ years old. They have a phone holder on top.

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Apr 8

If I ever get rich, I won’t say anything, but there will be signs.

Goose statue on porch wearing a Frankenstein’s monster costume

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Mar 26

Most Likely to Murder is one of Kobo’s best YA books of the month! I’m not sure how this works, but I think now I have to get into some kind of dance off/Thunder dome style competition with the authors until one book is crowned supreme.

The cover of Most Likely to Murder by Lish McBride, which has yearbook style photos covers in duct tape strips that have the title and author’s name. The background behind the image is purple and pink.

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Mar 24

Most Likely to…have my face in a book. Most Likely to Murder is out in the world today! 🎉

An old picture of a girl with purple hair reading a book which sitting at a counter. The picture is made to look like a Polaroid with a background of school lockers and copes of the book Most Likely to Murder

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Mar 22

Most Likely to…write a teen slasher comedy. Literally no one who knows me is surprised. Most Likely to Murder is out 3/24!

A girl in a goldfinger t shirt with a party hat and blower decorates a cake.

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Mar 21

Since Most Likely to Murder come out on Tuesday, and it’s about yearbook superlatives gone wrong, I decided to make a frame and show you lil’ ol teen me. Most Likely to Judge You For Your Reading Choices. (Specifically for choosing not to read.)

A Polaroid photo of a white girl with glasses and a black beanie and purple hair looking disgruntled at the camera

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Mar 19

New bookmarks by @vertvoltapress.bsky.social arrived today for Most Likely to Murder and I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

Bookmarks for Most Likely to Murder by Lish McBride featuring a school mascot cat holding its head up with its own hands. The backdrop is spooky green lit trees and the Wild Cats cheer.

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Mar 8

Tonight’s film:

The movie poster for the Burbs (1989) with Tom Hanks standing in The road, a hose in one hand and a spatula in the other,. The background is full of ominous clouds

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Mar 7

For current me, I’m going with this pink robe. For someone with a wardrobe that is almost entirely black, this really pops.

Lish, a very pale while woman with tattoos lounges in a pink robe with feather trim. She has a glass of wine in one had, an old fashioned pipe in another, and a can do attitude. She sits in an old green velvet chair and is absolutely wearing sweat pants with this ensemble.

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Mar 7

So, it’s a toss up. For past me, I feel I was absolutely iconic in my choice of comfort item. Most kids had a blanket. I had a blue trucker hat advertising a fertilizer company. My dad hated it and kept throwing it away. I dug it out of the trash. I made my grandpa sew the bill back on.

A small child wearing a blue trucker hat from a fertilizer company attempts to commune with some goats.

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Mar 6

A very nice review of Most Likely To Murder from School Library Journal!

Book review of Most Likely to Murder by Lish McBrie that says, “In this fast-paced page-turner [ ... ] The multiple murders, varied perspectives, suspense, and romance make this an enjoyable and engaging read.” An image of the book is set against pink school lockers with a teal torn page below it.

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Mar 3

Everything is pretty garbage-y but hey here is my new book which comes out on the 24th! I love it when my author copies show up. 💕

Picture of Lish McBride, a very pasty white lady with tattoos, holding her new book, Most Likely to Murder. Behind her is a very adorable dog-shaped creature named Boo.

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Feb 22

Tonight’s film is one of my favorites.

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Feb 17

Smalls has decided that we need to watch Predator 2, which I’ve either never seen or blocked out completely. So tonight’s film is Predator 2: Electric Bugaloo.

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Feb 15

Tonight’s film, because nothing says “romance” like Predator.

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Feb 14

🎶I can build myself flowers…🎶

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Jan 17

Tonight’s film because Smalls needs to see the classics.

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Jan 16

Backstory—my MIL, who is a lovely person, is also a big crafter. She’s very skilled but also makes some truly WTF creations. She is permanently wilding. I somehow missed what she made my oldest kid this year. He just showed me and…we don’t know what it is.

An abstract creation of yarn, glitter and beads done in green, blues, whites and gold

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Jan 15

The way I absolutely devoured this show. Everyone needs to watch it so I can talk to them about it.

The cover of the TV show Bookish. A couple dressed in 1940s attire stand in a maze of books.

Lish McBride@lishmcbride· Dec 25

A very fancy glass of bourbon for Santa