Lish McBride
@lishmcbride
Former indie bookseller and cursed object, current feral goblin bard spinning coffee and spite into books about necromancers, werewolves, and delightful weirdos. (She/her)
Hold Me Closer, Necromancer is on sale for 2.99! Right now, I’m only seeing it on Amazon, but I know some sites price match… The publisher doesn’t put this one on sale often, so grab it up while you can!
Because I’ve decided, Internet, that you absolutely want a T-shirt with Jim the Minotaur from my Uncanny series. The shirts are super soft! Right now we’re just doing the two colors to see how they do. 💕
FB is terrible and I want to leave it for so many reasons, but the comedy gold that is the local community page is one thing that keeps pulling me back in.
Also, please enjoy this photo of Boo. You will never be as cozy or comfortable as she is right now.
Life is hard and you all deserve a little treat. Here is a picture of my dog, Athena, sleeping in a laundry basket despite having two different dog beds to choose from.
Smalls: is someone depressed? Me: why? Smalls: someone moved the can of Emotional Support Pasta. Man Friend: I just needed to put the phone holder on something. Me: do you ever think our house is kinda weird? Behold, our Emotional Support Pasta.
Most Likely to Murder is one of Kobo’s best YA books of the month! I’m not sure how this works, but I think now I have to get into some kind of dance off/Thunder dome style competition with the authors until one book is crowned supreme.
Most Likely to…have my face in a book. Most Likely to Murder is out in the world today! 🎉
Most Likely to…write a teen slasher comedy. Literally no one who knows me is surprised. Most Likely to Murder is out 3/24!
Since Most Likely to Murder come out on Tuesday, and it’s about yearbook superlatives gone wrong, I decided to make a frame and show you lil’ ol teen me. Most Likely to Judge You For Your Reading Choices. (Specifically for choosing not to read.)
New bookmarks by @vertvoltapress.bsky.social arrived today for Most Likely to Murder and I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
For current me, I’m going with this pink robe. For someone with a wardrobe that is almost entirely black, this really pops.
So, it’s a toss up. For past me, I feel I was absolutely iconic in my choice of comfort item. Most kids had a blanket. I had a blue trucker hat advertising a fertilizer company. My dad hated it and kept throwing it away. I dug it out of the trash. I made my grandpa sew the bill back on.
A very nice review of Most Likely To Murder from School Library Journal!
Everything is pretty garbage-y but hey here is my new book which comes out on the 24th! I love it when my author copies show up. 💕
Smalls has decided that we need to watch Predator 2, which I’ve either never seen or blocked out completely. So tonight’s film is Predator 2: Electric Bugaloo.
Backstory—my MIL, who is a lovely person, is also a big crafter. She’s very skilled but also makes some truly WTF creations. She is permanently wilding. I somehow missed what she made my oldest kid this year. He just showed me and…we don’t know what it is.
The way I absolutely devoured this show. Everyone needs to watch it so I can talk to them about it.