The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur

@longhaulhoss

Long Haul Trucken' Clydesdale horse. Drone photographer. Drinker of coffee and whiskey. Friendly redneck. Very occasional fursuiter. Occasionally delusional. 🇨🇦 Happily engaged to starlightserpent.bsky.social 🐴💗🐉 (18+ only at this truckstop, please.)

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The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· 21h

It was so great chilling with you briefly at lunch and at the Sauce panel!!! Another phenomenal convention!

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· 1d

Made it home safely! It was so wonderful seeing all of you! Wish I could have hung out with everyone, but that's the nature of Cons! #CanFurence

A man in a Horse fursuit doing the "Draw me like one of your French girls" pose on the hood of an older Toyota Tacoma .
Damn I need to Defog my headlights

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· 3d

I went to the vore panel at CanFur, and at one point "Quebec Vore" was brought up, the host said that they had never seen anyone depict it before. I had to change that. @tr0utty.bsky.social

A shittily drawn mouth about to eat a fleur-de-lis

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· 9d

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· 11d

Tonight's is worse lmao

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· 12d

I know damn well better than to follow any kangaroo into ANY body of water. I ain't trying to drown!

An image of a kangaroo in the middle of a pond, staring at the camera. This one is commonly used when giving the example that threatened kangaroos will occasionally try to lure predators or pursuers into the water so they can drown them

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· 12d

Trying to get a horse version of the boy kisser down.

A crudely drawn boy kisser in the style of a horse done in Sharpie on cardboard

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· 16d

Made some bear food tonight :3

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· 18d

Getting into New York city was one thing. Now I get to deal with daytime traffic trying to get out.

The poster from the movie escape from New York

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Jul 7

I forgot to mention, but @starlightserpent.bsky.social managed to capture Peter Thiel. We ended up releasing him in a park near town hall.

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Jun 26

This tiny little truckstop in southern Virginia has a even smaller Taco trailer on the lot and it's the only place I hope found it so far. Also one of the few ones I'll drink full sugar 💞

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Jun 26

Been a good day for rare sodas in me.

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Jun 26

*Thrilled horse noises*

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Jun 26

Lmao amazing rig. You think it chases around the Redbull car?

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Jun 24

The other night @starlightserpent.bsky.social made me the happiest stallion possible with one simple word: yes.

An image displaying two characters, a draft horse and a dragon, laying in bed, both asleep, and both wearing wedding rings.

A hand with a golden engagement ring around one of its fingers.

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· May 28

Let me know when you start getting the REALLY big orders lol.

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· May 13

A dumb idea I had for a sketch when I should have been sleeping lol.

A very short two panel comic featuring the bust of a horse smoking a cigarette, first battle has him looking off to the middle distance with the words "all I know is Truckin' & fuckin,
And brother"
The second panel shows a bigger plow of silk from his cigarette, with bags under his eyes
"Diesel just hit 7 Bucks a gallon"

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Apr 25

My '10 Tacoma has about a 5 inch lift on it, and the sight lines from the driver's seat are so much better than they were on my bone stock '18 Silverado. ....

A black Toyota Tacoma sits in a parking lot under a Canadian flag

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Apr 21

Me when the 420 festivities have been invited to end.

A screenshot from The Simpsons with Mr Burns holding a bong and the caption "AND ALL THIS TIME, I'VE BEEN SMOKING HARMLESS TOBACCO."

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Apr 21

The skyline provides

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Apr 19

Who in Roku city has captured the autism creature?

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Apr 13

Haha, that one does share some traits, but it's more closely modeled after a western star, I believe. The other onethe Linerunner is more closely modeled after a Peterbilt. And then there's the obvious Jobilt Phantom lmao.