The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur

@longhaulhoss

Long Haul Trucken' Clydesdale horse. Drone photographer. Drinker of coffee and whiskey. Friendly redneck. Very occasional fursuiter. Occasionally delusional. 🇨🇦 Happily engaged to starlightserpent.bsky.social 🐴💗🐉 (18+ only at this truckstop, please.)

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The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· May 28

Let me know when you start getting the REALLY big orders lol.

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· May 13

A dumb idea I had for a sketch when I should have been sleeping lol.

A very short two panel comic featuring the bust of a horse smoking a cigarette, first battle has him looking off to the middle distance with the words "all I know is Truckin' & fuckin,
And brother"
The second panel shows a bigger plow of silk from his cigarette, with bags under his eyes
"Diesel just hit 7 Bucks a gallon"

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Apr 25

My '10 Tacoma has about a 5 inch lift on it, and the sight lines from the driver's seat are so much better than they were on my bone stock '18 Silverado. ....

A black Toyota Tacoma sits in a parking lot under a Canadian flag

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Apr 21

Me when the 420 festivities have been invited to end.

A screenshot from The Simpsons with Mr Burns holding a bong and the caption "AND ALL THIS TIME, I'VE BEEN SMOKING HARMLESS TOBACCO."

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Apr 21

The skyline provides

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Apr 19

Who in Roku city has captured the autism creature?

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Apr 13

Haha, that one does share some traits, but it's more closely modeled after a western star, I believe. The other onethe Linerunner is more closely modeled after a Peterbilt. And then there's the obvious Jobilt Phantom lmao.

The LineRunner semi truck from Grand theft Auto San Andreas

The Jobilt Phantom semi truck from Grand theft Auto v

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Apr 13

I'm about to get really annoying about my truck.

A clean white Peterbilt long nose truck sits in a sunny yard

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Apr 2

Big if true.

A combination of the horse emoji and the eyes emoji. 🐴 👀

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Apr 1

This is what it's like dating a bisexual man, btw

A screenshot of a discord chat, with a picture of a pie like object in an oven and the text
"Making a keich"
"Keysh"
"Keesh"
"Sheesh"
"EGGPIE"

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Mar 28

I really don't get a hell of a lot of time to practice art out on the road. Decided to take 25 minutes to myself last night.

A very simple drawing of a very simple tree on a very simple Hill with two very simple outlined people underneath it

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Mar 19

You got to be fucking kidding me

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Mar 18

It got cold again

A white man wearing a harvest sweater, a plaid trapper hat, and a black face mask looks at the camera surrounded by a cold parking lot

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Mar 14

Oh no!

A screenshot from The Simpsons showing that nerdy science character whose name I can never remember holding up three fingers dramatically with the caption "PI IS EXACTLY 3!"

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Feb 27

A screenshot from the show futurama, featuring an image of professor Farnsworth and the text "afterwards, he'll be lucky if he has any bones left."

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Feb 24

Are you fucking kidding me

A post complaining about the call to function error featuring The call to function error

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Feb 23

Bad day today. Hit a deer about 200 km away from my house, and while waiting for the tow truck I slipped and seriously injured my knee. Can barely put any weight on it right now.

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Feb 15

Haha, it's a beer you drink in the shower. If you haven't tried it, and you enjoy cold beer, I highly recommend it. The hot water on your skin and the cold beer in your throat is a feeling that I have yet to find replicated anywhere else in nature.

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Feb 15

Lol I had to bring it in, but luckily my shower has its own beer holder

A green silicone pocket stuck to the wall of a shower

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Feb 15

Happy Valentine's Day to the most magical dragon I know. They are the kindest, most thoughtful and the most creative person I know and they never fail to make me feel loved. Every day I consider myself to be the luckiest man to have them in my life. I love you, @starlightserpent.bsky.social

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Feb 9

Modern advertising on the internet has just kind of stopped giving a shit lol.

A Facebook screenshot showing an advertisement for a long tentacle dildo featuring a scantily clawed woman in a Velma cosplay

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Feb 9

Finally sitting down to watch the final episode of this season #Fallout

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Feb 7

Feeling more and more like a functioning adult bit by bit.

A white laundry unit sits in the back of a pickup

The Long Haul Hoss➡️🚛 CanFur@longhaulhoss· Feb 7

Got home from work to a snowbank. Shoveled that, and the driveways for almost an hour, since I got a buddy coming over first thing tomorrow. What happens as SOON as I get inside ? It starts snowing, HARD.