Matt Wallace
@mattfnwallace
I write. On purpose. Novelist, screenwriter, game dev. Narrative Writer for VOID Interactive. Author of series Savage Rebellion and Sin du Jour. MG novels Bump, Nowhere Special, The Supervillain’s Guide to Being a Fat Kid.
Goodnight only to Angus MacGreggor the character from the old Atari Jaguar fighting game Kasumi Ninja who’d lift up his kilt and shoot fireballs from his dick presumably
Shoutout to @deadmeatjames.bsky.social for creating a special award for Indy from GOOD BOY at this year’s Dead Meat Horror Awards. Perfect way to handle that. GOOD BOY remains my favorite horror movie of last year. Love it more every time I watch it.
Spent all day sorting thru and assembling vintage 1980s GI Joe vehicle parts and accessories because how I manage my anxiety is my business.
It’s been a while since I’ve had a new book published. There’s no one reason for that. I just want to say, mostly to myself, that I’m far from done. Also feel it’s worth noting I’ve written 15 books that most people haven’t read. So I do in fact have new stuff out there right now. A lot of it.
I wrote a short film about a legendary ex-underground tournament fighter. It’s called LEAVING JACKSON COLORADO and is directed by @brandxjon.bsky.social. It’s premiering on his YouTube channel TheBXI on June 17th. Would love it if you all checked it out, and helped us spread the word!
He was getting too close to the TRUTH don’t you understand this was no accident
You know how sometimes instead of writing you meticulously accessorize your vintage My Pet Monster?
Crepe à la @ewords.bsky.social who was kind enough to hand-make me a bunch of these and deliver them to my house. Boss move. It was fire too. Thanks, brother.
Some vintage paperbacks I found cleaning out my office a while back.
Anybody wanna come over and help me give the Bionic Woman a glow up
Imagine you run a ninja school and one day up rocks the Joker like, “Can I fill out a member app??”
Damn. Thought @grumpymartian.bsky.social had a shot at this gig til that very last part.
I have been playing episodes of Highlander: The Series on YouTube while I work and this comment on one of them is just an absolute banger. 😂
That time Roger Ebert assigned top energy to Martin Scorcese for… ordering… a cutlet? In a restaurant? (I like the implication the chef wasn’t going to season the chicken until Marty directed them to. That’s an entire microcosm of auteur theory right there.)
The Ex-Tournament Fighters Support Group in our short film “Go Gentle” which I wrote. I also play Buzz, the former pro-wrestler. Big acting stretch for me, range-wise. 😂
Weird cool day yesterday. @brandxjon.bsky.social started production on a short film I wrote called “Go Gentle” which stars Chris Casamassa who is legit a childhood hero of mine. So I got to watch him play a character I created and even tour my collection and sign my Red Dragon action figure of him.
Blessing your timeline with this 1987 Limited Edition 25th Anniversary Commemorative Doctor Who Diorama Playset.
Good afternoon only to the fit on actor Chris Larkin as immortal 1990s Parisian nightclub owner Steven Keane in the season five Highlander: The Series episode “Forgive Us Our Trespasses”
Blessing your timeline with this Mexican bootleg Toxic Avenger figure which is honestly a more valid and better crafted piece than 90% of the bullshit you see in modern art galleries.