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norman emailer@maximumchips· 25d

Whats up landlubbers, I now live on a boat in London

Ext of a narrow boat on a canal in an urban environs type of biome

Ext of a narrow boat on a canal in an urban type of environment among some canal boats with the spire of some type of church and a bridge

Canal from inside the boat, it looks deceptively bucolic but don’t be fooled

norman emailer@maximumchips· Jul 13

Can check

norman emailer@maximumchips· Jul 8

Life’s pretty straight without… 🤌

norman emailer@maximumchips· Jul 5

Checking in on 4th of july footage

Still from Terminator 2 of a human clinging to a chain wire fence being eviscerated to the skeleton by a nuclear explosion and then the skeleton being obliterated into dust by the shockwave

norman emailer@maximumchips· Jul 3

This one?

Insane looking ocean swimming spot among cliffs

norman emailer@maximumchips· Jul 3

Is it just me or does this siren seem to be beckoning two 767s towards the world trade centre

Kinda tacky print of a woman with a harp in front of what looks like some ancient roman buildings and then the new york skyline, prominently featuring the world trade centre

norman emailer@maximumchips· Jul 3

Youtube thumbnail

Image of an Amish guy pointing at a house which is cool, presented in comparison to a house that is insanely hot. A pipe leads into the cool house

*dramatic text*

ATTIC IS A TRAP
75°F
YEAR ROUND

160°F
DEADLY HEAT

BURIED SINCE 1824

$4 TO BUILD

NASA HID THIS

The $4 Amish Fix for a Deadly Hot House (Save
$3000 This Summer) Elias Yoder • 1.3M views

norman emailer@maximumchips· Jun 30

Γειά σου from Corfu old town where they ask if you’re israeli before serving you

Old european cobblestone street scene, higgledy piggledy three storey buildings rendered earth tones, blue sky, bikes and scooters

norman emailer@maximumchips· Jun 27

Acoustic guitar has prominent ghosting of a checkerboard pattern on its top, most likely because someone painted a checkerboard pattern on the top, potentially with permanent marker, and someone removed it several years and potentially decades later. Reddit caption:

What caused the checkered pattern on this guitar.

I was in Japan earlier this year and fell in love with this guitar I found at an op shop, couldn't bring it home...more

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norman emailer@maximumchips· Jun 23

https://www.reddit.com/r/AusMemes/s/iT0WwYsQ2s
But “geelong mentioned”. Photos: the refinery, Cats beanie, routley’s pie, little creatures, the sphinx, darren lyons showing his fake six pack, some bollarsa

norman emailer@maximumchips· Jun 19

I write down lyrics I come up with when I’m half asleep or remember from dreams and sometimes there’s some bangers. But sometimes there are some genuine stinkers. Lol. Free to a good home

When I hold ya
That's the only time I've got a good head on my shoulder

norman emailer@maximumchips· Jun 17

Inherited dad’s Conan painting and unfortunately it goes substantially hard in the living room

A giant red painting of a panel from a conan comic, above a large square dining table. Painting: a heavily muscled man with a long shock of black hair swings a short sword, trailing blood, a headless man and the severed head of said man; several more foes armed with swords and shields scattering in alarm. He says “…nor to give them away”

norman emailer@maximumchips· Jun 16

https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-does-the-man-looking-at-three-fingers-meme-mean-the-inglourious-basterds-reaction-image-explained

norman emailer@maximumchips· Jun 14

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Small child in a Scotland kit standing on a table, in front of the TV (standard behaviours)

norman emailer@maximumchips· Jun 14

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Do you know how much a billion is? If I worked as a dish pig for ten dollars an hour in 1997 dollars, and that increased at cpi, taking into account tax bracket creep and assuming an extra cash shift every fortnight, adjusting for one staff meal a shift except for split shifts, plus cashing the hospo night discount booze every tuesday, and I continued working 35 hours a week with three weeks unpaid holiday a year where I picked up one shift a week except the third week, plus for a month illness and injury every two years except for a patch of good health over 2003-2005, and becoming a shift manager from 2002 and venue manager for 2006 until the place closed down in 2009 (not my fault), assuming income support when I fell under the threshold (not including cashies), and small gifts of under $200 for christmas from mum, and once my girlfriend lent me 50 bucks but then dumped me and wrote off the debt, and then in 2010 | went back to uni for two years and got qualified in advertising but didn't get work in the field for 18 months, and thereafter earning a full time wage starting at 80 grand per annum with benefits and assuming the median career progression, neither progressing overly fast or getting demoted, and typical time out of work for changing jobs and mental breakdowns, over the course of a working life I still wouldn't have a trillion dollars yet

norman emailer@maximumchips· Jun 9

To me it’s crazy to be seeing this on your phone in a built-up urban area like Sunshine

iphone status bar. 8:26 SOS [satellite icon] battery 93

norman emailer@maximumchips· Jun 7

Fucking hell man,

"Third: TISM is scheduled

to perform in Melbourne on

October 7,2026, the third an-

niversary of the Hamas mass-

acre when 1200 Jewish men,

norman emailer@maximumchips· Jun 6

Become ungovernable

A pigeon defying the casual tyranny of pigeon spikes

norman emailer@maximumchips· Jun 6

Prayers up for the truckie who flipped his B double on the ring road overpass at the M1. All eastbound lanes closed, carpark conditions from about Laverton. Had to divert via Boundary road. Every day truckies have to face the chance that this will happen. Praying for his recovery. Real 1s know.

Overturned B double on a freeway overpass with one of those tow trucks they get for trucks that need a tow.

norman emailer@maximumchips· Jun 3

From reddit: Cops tracked down 50 grand US of stolen vintage guitars (pictured) and they decided to clunk said vintage guitars down on the footpath to get a photo of their haul. I wonder if gearheads get shitty about 50 grand of coke getting scuffed up on the footpath