max knightley (real)
@maxknightley
composer, podcaster, game designer, and novelist. you have probably seen screenshots of my tumblr posts
This month on Three Grown-Ups, @crystal.undertow.cards, @skarchomp.bsky.social and I will be discussing 1998's "The Wedding Singer!" Ask us about New Wave, heterosexuality as a cultural institution, and (checks notes) wait, he officiated her wedding? Like a week ago? I swear we didn't plan this.
because the girls and I have been watching Lord of the Rings lately, I found myself wondering what some of those actors have been up to over the past decade and I'm gonna be honest I think Orlando Bloom needs to shoot his agent with a gun.
tadc spoilers or whatever. here is the only jax post I will ever make (lying)
Can any ornithologists help me identify this weird bird in my house
Bad news, everyone: Pomni Digital Circus has exploded badly and is now goo on a sheet. Memorial services will be held in Rochester, New York at an undisclosed date
I feel like I would be genuinely less embarrassed if Tidal just displayed a stock image of someone pointing and laughing at me whenever I booted it up.
Careful, Motosuwa-kun! That 「Pᴇʀsᴏᴄᴏᴍ」 might be beautiful, but if you have sex with her, it's game over.
steam narrowly avoiding the "guy in the foreground looking at a town in the background with possible fascist undertones" trifecta
found a perplexing and vaguely ominous entry in my note-taking app
Mike did you know that people were posting theorycrafting videos ONE DAY after the pilot dropped
This month on Three Grown-Ups, @arcanecrystal.bsky.social, @skarchomp.bsky.social and I will be discussing 1996's buddy(?) cop comedy(?) "Bulletproof!" Send us questions about illegal drugs, homoerotic road trip experiences, and the incredible power of a metal-reinforced headbutt!
I'm taking "average trainer" literally. Four pokemon out of a possible six. Fuck type coverage. I'm teaching my Heracross Strength and Rock Smash, and it better get used to whacking trees with Megahorn because I'm not getting a whole 'nother guy just to Headbutt apricorns out of the branches.
FUUUCK I FORGOT GAOL FROM KID ICARUS. she's silly with it but still badass.
Okay Looking Glass Knight is gonna be It unless I remember a really really cool one.
Ugh I still haven't made myself a proper dinner yet. All I had was a smoothie and one of those maple sandwich creme cookies... (๑﹏๑//)
it would give me an excuse to reply to everything with this