you didn't say which one, so

This month on Three Grown-Ups, @crystal.undertow.cards, @skarchomp.bsky.social and I will be discussing 1998's "The Wedding Singer!" Ask us about New Wave, heterosexuality as a cultural institution, and (checks notes) wait, he officiated her wedding? Like a week ago? I swear we didn't plan this.

because the girls and I have been watching Lord of the Rings lately, I found myself wondering what some of those actors have been up to over the past decade and I'm gonna be honest I think Orlando Bloom needs to shoot his agent with a gun.

Boromir Junior wouldn't stop being mean to Gollum

a lovely yellow gentlemen.

tadc spoilers or whatever. here is the only jax post I will ever make (lying)

Can any ornithologists help me identify this weird bird in my house

Bad news, everyone: Pomni Digital Circus has exploded badly and is now goo on a sheet. Memorial services will be held in Rochester, New York at an undisclosed date

finally completed my collection

I feel like I would be genuinely less embarrassed if Tidal just displayed a stock image of someone pointing and laughing at me whenever I booted it up.

Careful, Motosuwa-kun! That 「Pᴇʀsᴏᴄᴏᴍ」 might be beautiful, but if you have sex with her, it's game over.

there we go

Discord that is my Wife.

images that go hard

swings and roundabouts, as they say

steam narrowly avoiding the "guy in the foreground looking at a town in the background with possible fascist undertones" trifecta

found a perplexing and vaguely ominous entry in my note-taking app

Mike did you know that people were posting theorycrafting videos ONE DAY after the pilot dropped

doing literary analysis

This month on Three Grown-Ups, @arcanecrystal.bsky.social, @skarchomp.bsky.social and I will be discussing 1996's buddy(?) cop comedy(?) "Bulletproof!" Send us questions about illegal drugs, homoerotic road trip experiences, and the incredible power of a metal-reinforced headbutt!

There are two, in fact! ☀️🌙

I'm taking "average trainer" literally. Four pokemon out of a possible six. Fuck type coverage. I'm teaching my Heracross Strength and Rock Smash, and it better get used to whacking trees with Megahorn because I'm not getting a whole 'nother guy just to Headbutt apricorns out of the branches.

FUUUCK I FORGOT GAOL FROM KID ICARUS. she's silly with it but still badass.

Okay Looking Glass Knight is gonna be It unless I remember a really really cool one.

Ugh I still haven't made myself a proper dinner yet. All I had was a smoothie and one of those maple sandwich creme cookies... (๑﹏๑//)

@newvgadvisor.bsky.social

it would give me an excuse to reply to everything with this