Amber

@mgamber

profoundly queer babe with punk vibes 💋 she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ & 🏳️‍🌈 | 31 sometimes I watch movies:

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Amber@mgamber· Jul 14

had a great time in Japan btw

Wife and I doing our version of the pointing wojak at the Unicorn Gundam statue in Odaiba

Amber@mgamber· Jul 13

I was mercifully out of Florida for almost three whole weeks and I feel as though I've literally returned to hell

weather screenshot showing a "feels like" temp of 112 degrees Fahrenheit

Amber@mgamber· Jun 8

I am going to fucking scream

Google suggesting Culver's for fucking coffee when searching "coffee near me"

Amber@mgamber· May 22

for anyone else coping with the new Google office icons this week

SpongeBob “WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE” meme with Patrick but it’s the new google office icons

Amber@mgamber· May 5

lmfao at the block list I was just added to

Amber@mgamber· Apr 17

sometimes if you send a celeb a random connection request on linkedin bc you find it funny they'll actually accept it but then you have to live with the consequences of your actions

screenshot showing logan paul as a linkedin connection

Amber@mgamber· Mar 31

guy with a sissy fetish ≠ trans woman

Bryon (why is his name spelled this way???) Noem, wearing a tan/nude tshirt with balloons shoved up it to simulate tits.

Amber@mgamber· Feb 9

fwiw they still can’t send DMs without first performing shenanigans

A screenshot showcasing age verification requirements to use messaging features on bluesky

Amber@mgamber· Feb 8

almost blacked out getting my nose pierced and my friends had JOKES

maybe the most unflattering photo of me ever, reclined on the piercing artist’s table. nose is freshly pierced and I’m barely conscious. I have stubble bc I just had a laser session done and couldn’t shave.

a painting of a morose, sickly, blanched figure in a bed. she looks on the verge of death.

Amber@mgamber· Feb 2

was feeling lonely traveling without my wife so I’ve replaced her with this cutie I got from the bri’ish museum gift shop

Plush of a Bastet cat from the British Museum gift shop

Amber@mgamber· Jan 29

I’ve had enough of these breks to know that I’m really okay to eat just about anything else, but I’m half asleep w jet lag and this is all my palate is capable of appreciating rn

Full English with back, from a Cafe Concerto in London

Amber@mgamber· Dec 31

my constant shadow 🥰

a beautiful russian blue cat stares up at the camera with big yellow eyes. she is sitting on a wood floor. she almost looks serious, but her eyes betray the depth of her love and strong devotion.

Amber@mgamber· Dec 8

pulling up with the Magikarp purse

My most favorite purse of all time, shaped like the pokemon Magikarp. Little tassels form his whiskers and he’s made from I wanna say real leather? But he’s beautiful and I love him and it was money well spent.

Amber@mgamber· Nov 28

Rhapsody is also fantastic live, cannot recommend enough. Giacomo is incredibly sweet — I have a video from him taking my phone on stage 🥰

wife and I with Giacomo Voli, lead singer of Rhapsody of Fire

Amber@mgamber· Nov 28

…yeah, I guess you could call us enjoyers 😅

my wife and I with John Goblikon, hype-goblin of Nekrogoblikon

Amber@mgamber· Nov 15

Dio from JJBA saying “you were expecting Trump but it was me, Dio!!!”

Amber@mgamber· Nov 14

EXCLUSIVE - Artist’s rendition of Donal Trump sucking off Bill “Bubba” Clinton

Cropped panel from Semantic Error showcasing the upper half of a man’s face with the thought bubble “I never thought I’d be sucking on another guy’s dick, yet here I am…”

Amber@mgamber· Nov 12

Amber@mgamber· Nov 10

I know that took a lot of restraint meme (girl in drivers seat of a car talking to her passenger, saying “thanks for not taking away my rights, I know that took a lot of restraint.”

Amber@mgamber· Nov 4

Officer down star meme captioned with Cheney Down

Amber@mgamber· Oct 3

…hon I see your tags, I know you’re not here arguing in good faith. “Trying to silence the hate speech IS hate speech!” 🤓

A screenshot showing user Sturm Liouville has been tagged with Transmisogyny and Transphobia (General)

Amber@mgamber· Sep 17

she needs woke to live

Amber@mgamber· Sep 12

“the bsky mods are on a power trip! they’re unfairly banning people for talking about how he was an awful person!”

Amber@mgamber· Sep 9

real talk my wedding recessional was the final fantasy victory fanfare as we walked under an archway of swords, so that song will always be special to me lol (ps here’s my fav photo from the wedding)

two hot gay women kiss under a sword archway held up by their bridesmaids. everyone is dressed I fantasy accoutrement as it’s a D&D themed wedding.

Amber@mgamber· Jul 17

discovered I had a ton of counterstrike cosmetics from 10+ years ago in my Steam inventory and I sold them all on the market and got enough credit for a Steam Deck. I am an investment guru and will next be conquering Wall Street.

Amber@mgamber· Jul 14

Anime girl jumping up with a gun captioned with “Shut the fuck up” and when the gun fires it says “TERF”

Amber@mgamber· Jul 3

this has given me psychic damage

Danny Devito as Frank Reynolds holding a gun, captioned “Danny Deleto”

Amber@mgamber· Jun 8

I am banishing you to the shadow realm

An image of Charley Day from IASIP edited to look like Maximilian Pegasus with the caption “Looks like your luck just ran out, Yugi boy.”

Amber@mgamber· May 31

I goon, you goon, he/she goons. It’s basic math, SpongeBob.

Patrick explaining “Wumbo” to SpongeBob SquarePants

Amber@mgamber· May 5

I had the immense honor of attending @mythical-artist.bsky.social’s gay ass Star Wars wedding at our local comic shop for May the Fourth. 🥹 shout out to @smallpressshann.bsky.social & @mattlive.bsky.social for hosting & officiating at Bat City Comics!!