had a great time in Japan btw

I was mercifully out of Florida for almost three whole weeks and I feel as though I've literally returned to hell

I am going to fucking scream

for anyone else coping with the new Google office icons this week

lmfao at the block list I was just added to

sometimes if you send a celeb a random connection request on linkedin bc you find it funny they'll actually accept it but then you have to live with the consequences of your actions

guy with a sissy fetish ≠ trans woman

fwiw they still can’t send DMs without first performing shenanigans

almost blacked out getting my nose pierced and my friends had JOKES

was feeling lonely traveling without my wife so I’ve replaced her with this cutie I got from the bri’ish museum gift shop

I’ve had enough of these breks to know that I’m really okay to eat just about anything else, but I’m half asleep w jet lag and this is all my palate is capable of appreciating rn

my constant shadow 🥰

pulling up with the Magikarp purse

Rhapsody is also fantastic live, cannot recommend enough. Giacomo is incredibly sweet — I have a video from him taking my phone on stage 🥰

…yeah, I guess you could call us enjoyers 😅

EXCLUSIVE - Artist’s rendition of Donal Trump sucking off Bill “Bubba” Clinton

…hon I see your tags, I know you’re not here arguing in good faith. “Trying to silence the hate speech IS hate speech!” 🤓

she needs woke to live

“the bsky mods are on a power trip! they’re unfairly banning people for talking about how he was an awful person!”

real talk my wedding recessional was the final fantasy victory fanfare as we walked under an archway of swords, so that song will always be special to me lol (ps here’s my fav photo from the wedding)

discovered I had a ton of counterstrike cosmetics from 10+ years ago in my Steam inventory and I sold them all on the market and got enough credit for a Steam Deck. I am an investment guru and will next be conquering Wall Street.

this has given me psychic damage

I am banishing you to the shadow realm

I goon, you goon, he/she goons. It’s basic math, SpongeBob.

I had the immense honor of attending @mythical-artist.bsky.social’s gay ass Star Wars wedding at our local comic shop for May the Fourth. 🥹 shout out to @smallpressshann.bsky.social & @mattlive.bsky.social for hosting & officiating at Bat City Comics!!