Mike Myler

@mikemyler

Award-winning freelance game designer, editor of EN5ider, design manager of Level Up: Advanced Fifth Edition, author of various campaign settings, Storytelling Collective instructor, designer of other RPG books, yinzer (from Pittsburgh), friend of doggos.

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Mike Myler@mikemyler· 7d

NO NO I am not gonna pay you, city of Pittsburgh, to take my god damned aluminum so you can scrap it for money NO Excited to see what the hoard is worth. FOR ME. MY HOARD.

Mike Myler@mikemyler· 14d

I can't get over this This has to be the most nuanced and contemplative gatchapon prize ever (he had the mirror packed with him, it is not an addition) #StreetFighter #Blanka

A small figurine of Blanka from Street Fighter, kneeling down and with a contemplative expression as he stares at his reflection in a little mirror

Mike Myler@mikemyler· 14d

Mike Myler@mikemyler· 19d

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image

City intersection from above at night. On a corner sidewalk a (too drunk but otherwise fine) man lays on the ground being attended to by 3 emergency workers and his wife, his shoes neatly sitting by his feet. In the street there is a blurry go-kart being driven by someone in a dinosaur costume.

Mike Myler@mikemyler· Jun 23

#dog #doggos

Large black and white dog (tibetan mountain dog and labrador mix) belly up on a couch and grinning widely. A blurry hand is rubbing his belly.

Mike Myler@mikemyler· Jun 17

Groupon: are you OK?

Screenshot from an email. "Gift for Dad this Father's Day" then an advertisement for a matchmaking or other romantic service from a place called LoveFort. It is from Groupon.

Mike Myler@mikemyler· Jun 13

Do you want a ghost? Because this is how you get a ghost.

Plethora of white UFC employees outside of the Lincoln Memorial. Their ad-hoc stage is set up at the bottom of the steps, and in the center of the background lit up ominously is the sitting statue of Abraham Lincoln.

Mike Myler@mikemyler· Jun 11

scooooore

Hand holding copies of Once Upon A Katamari and Marvel Cosmic Invasion for Playstation 5

Mike Myler@mikemyler· Jun 10

This is my robodragon. It was illustrated by @claudiopozas.bsky.social and carved into me by Luis Valdovinos (@lu_skywalker elsewhere), but it is *my* dragon. (honorable appearance and mention for Captain Scaley by @jacobblackmon.bsky.social) QRP with your dragon!

Tattoo on right shoulder. It is of a black and cyan robotic dragon. The mouth on its sinister face is open revealing a coruscating ball of white and blue energy. On its back are wings of blue energy from which many small cubes are rendering, and its tail whips back up to the top of the shoulder where it ends in a wicked stinger.

A large red dragon with an eyepatch and some kind of firearm across its back. It is holding a treasure chest from which several small dragons (black, blue, red, white, and green) are emerging). You can see the green dragon's butt.

Mike Myler@mikemyler· Jun 3

Show me a picture that captures your essence.

A dodo bird (which looks a bit like a fat chicken with a seabird face and beak) stands on an egg. It is wearing a big gold chain necklace and turquoise/white Nike sneakers. At the top it says "flightless bird my ass" and at the bottom it says "this mf fly as hell".

Mike Myler@mikemyler· Jun 2

#BG3 #BaldursGate

Screenshot of Matthew Mcconaughey in Wolf Of Wall Street. He is wearing a blue suit with thin gray stripes, white shirt, and red tie, looking very intently at someone off screen and gesticulating wildly. Along the top it says "Gotta pump those numbers up". At the bottom is a snip from Steam for the Sins of the Father achievement which has a wicked skull symbol and reads, "Claim your Throne of Blood: take control of the Netherbrain for Bhaal and break the world." Then "3.3% of players have this achievement" and the meme continues normally with "are rookie numbers".

Mike Myler@mikemyler· May 31

Screenshot from Sponge Bob Squarepants. A yellow hand is holding a long sheet of paper that reads "RESTRAINING ORDER This order hereby declares that 'this shit' is not to be allowed within 15 feet of 'my fuckin eyes'. The background behind the paper is a floor made of nailed down green planks of wood.

Mike Myler@mikemyler· May 30

BREAKING NEWS The Hong Kong Cavaliers and star Buckaroo Banzai have removed themselves from the Freedom 250 event. When asked for comment Buckaroo looked directly into the reporter's soul and said "No matter where you go, there you are." ‪

Grainy screenshot from "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension" featuring four people on a musical stage (a woman with a saxaphone, a man with a trumpet, another with a bass guitar, and one with a...regular electric guitar; the musician on the right has a gun out for some reason, I think this was like right before the show gets interrupted but tbh could just be for vibes it is a great, weird movie go check it out).

Mike Myler@mikemyler· May 30

Go for the robot pirates Stay because a titanic angler fish has Matrix-ed you #DnD #LevelUp #A5E www.kickstarter.com/projects/ver...

Screenshot from Veranthea Codex: Into the Veil. A truly gigantic angler fish, which has a massive maw and a light that hangs from a tendril that extends out of its face, is swallowing a sailing ship.

Mike Myler@mikemyler· May 26

The words "Tekken Ultimate" but like they are a Waffle House sign (bold black letters with no serifs, yellow block for each letter, pole holding it all up)

Mike Myler@mikemyler· May 24

🐸

ukiyo-e scroll of black-striped dark green frogs wrestling like sumo wrestlers and wearing grass skirts. One larger frog in the background sits with arms and legs crossed looking disapprovingly, another on the right is standing and waving an orange leaf excitedly at a pair of frogs that are locked up grappling. Another frog sits calmly in the foreground watching it all.

Mike Myler@mikemyler· May 19

there is only one response to today

Mike Myler@mikemyler· May 19

Once again I am compelled to reshare this horror to the world.

A half-man, half-donkey or half-horse with equine hind legs and a tail, but human arms (and only human arms) with a human torso. Four limbs total. He has straggly brown hair and a beard, standing on a patch of indeterminate yellow and gray landscape.

Mike Myler@mikemyler· May 13

This is obviously hilarious but some things to keep in mind: —Scammed $6 million out of people. —These are what the terms have *CHANGED* to. —If this goes unpunished (minimum, what? 2.5 years until that process might even start?) it sets up an insanely pro-swindler environment that is nationwide.

Screenshot of a contract from Trump Mobile.

Enlarged excerpt reads: Trump Mobile does not guarantee that: the Device will be commercial released; regulatory approvals...will be obtained; carrier certification will be secured...or delivery will occur within any specific timeframe.

Mike Myler@mikemyler· May 12

Are #WH40k orks the best orcs? #DnD #TTRPG I'm pretty sure they are by a country mile but maybe being **AWESOME** is not as great as I think

Fake red cereal box for "Kap'n Krump" featuring a lovingly painted Warhammer 40,000 ork...space pirate with a mechanical power claw. Above the bowl of generic circular grain cereal with sprinkles it says "Bloody Squig & Git Siryal", "Krumpify yer Enemiez", and below it "Nutrishunal Valyoo Real Gud".

Mike Myler@mikemyler· May 1

lol savage I don't blame them btw (who doesn't want to forget...the others) but still feels savage

Screenshot from Capcom's website for Onimusha: Way of the Sword (around the centered marketing text is the cover for Onimusha 1 on the left and Onimusha 2 on the right).

Mike Myler@mikemyler· Apr 12

how am I supposed to use Roll20 for playtesting

Mike Myler@mikemyler· Apr 9

hi another creator here also forever haunted yw

snapshot of the excellent webcomic pointing out an innocuous typo

Mike Myler@mikemyler· Apr 9

finally delivering the content #DnD players truly want

screenshot from a word document "On a success, you win the game."

Mike Myler@mikemyler· Apr 3

you do you hearthlights I'm not gonna judge nobody

screenshot from a word document
"the scant moonlight. Ahead the city sits cupped by the towering ridge of /
crepuscular light, hearthlights twinking as if all were right with the world."

Mike Myler@mikemyler· Mar 18

Cashier told me "You look like an assassin. I love your glasses." There is no way assassins dress like this, or that he would know how assassins dress BUT I am definitely out here killing it 😉

middle-aged white man in scuffed rainbiw heart-shaped sunglasses over regular glasses, a nondescript gray hat, a face mask, and a trenchcoat.

Mike Myler@mikemyler· Mar 15

Me: Are we going to go back to Nara? Wife: No. We have deer at home. The deer at home:

Three deer foraging through a trash-strewn hillside either late at night or very early in the morning. One is looking back at the camera like it's been offended.

Mike Myler@mikemyler· Feb 27

Bought Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart immediately when it came out 3 years ago I still have not watched it—I am too afraid to let #VentureBros go. If I never watch that it never ends Got a mortgage, wife, 2 dogs Too afraid to watch a cartoon Is this a me thing? If not, what's yours?

Screenshot of a bookshelf with a bunch of DVDs. There is only one Blu-Ray disc: Venture Bros Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart.

Mike Myler@mikemyler· Feb 25