Misty M

@mmmccarthy

Loud laugher. Parent of a poorly trained dog and decently trained kids. Wife to one of the good ones. You’ll have to repeat that because I wasn’t listening.

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Misty M@mmmccarthy· 1d

Our family bought two: the digital and printable. My amazing husband came home with our new coffee table book.

A printed and bound copy of the Turfman’s College Foot-Ball Almanac 2026 on the coffee table in our grown up living room (where we are currently sitting and listening to a Patreon Shutdown Fullcast episode).

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Jul 9

That’s the most flattering photo of this reptile I’ve seen. I much prefer the VF on that highlights gravity’s effects.

Vanity Fair photo of a slouching, pouched, shapeless form of Stephen Miller. The photo highlights his extraordinary slight shoulders and dropping physical features. In it, he wears a poorly tied red tie that hangs below his protruding stomach.

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Jul 2

I bought movie tickets for a 1pm showing of the Minion movie tomorrow for me and 2 kids and my total was $57. Just the tickets.

A photo of a receipt for movie tickets for 1 adult and 2 kids. Subtotal: $46.47. Convenience Fee (because I purchased our tickets online today) of $6.57 and tax of $4.38 for a total price of $57.42. I’m totally sneaking in our snacks instead of purchasing them there.

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Jun 21

Doggy Dare

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Misty M@mmmccarthy· Apr 24

$100 to PTKU. I have two degrees from this university that gave me two full scholarships to do so. I’ve always said I will pay back that money. Instead, I’m paying it forward. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Feb 24

Our old man does not like the cold. At all. Glad to see your guy exploring.

Old man beagle warming himself in front of a roaring fire on one of the few cold days in Austin, TX. Not shown: his bathrobe that he sports during extended cold snaps.

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Feb 1

My old guy can’t make it on the bed but loves his chair.

Precious old beagle mix asleep on his chair.

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Jan 26

Sad story in 3(ish) words: 999 piece puzzle

A delightful 1000 piece puzzle of a popsicle mosaic with one small problem

A blank spot where a final piece should be in a fully complete 1000 piece puzzle.

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Dec 18

My favorite one this year. It’s for my dad and the wrapping fits him perfectly.

A Christmas gift wrapped in red plaid paper and tied with an oversized and matching red plaid bow.

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Dec 8

And to you, good sir.

A good old beagle asleep under a Christmas tree

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Nov 9

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Aug 30

Arch as chaotic good feels right.

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Jul 5

This is from the press conference yesterday. My friend is still looking for her child and this is from the leaders of our state.

Tx DPS quote:

"We don't want to get up here and brag about the success when there's life lost," he said, "but every resource the DPS has is being used here today."

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Jul 1

Ahahahahha. This is amazing.

Rainbow rocking chair on the porch at Cracker Barrel. Angry MAGA not pictured (though delightfully imagined by this author).

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Apr 16

Mike Leach’s winning percentage at Texas Tech plus fees. Sometimes a pirate beats a soldier and wouldn’t that be great right now. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social #charitibundibowl #wreckem

The resplendent visage of Spencer Hall adorning a charitable giving receipt in an amount intended to throw shade at both Texas A&M and the United States government.

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Apr 3

They know their stuff. This was last month.

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Mar 24

My highlight is the “[sic].” A demonstration of their incompetence and ignorance. Impressive work.

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Mar 8

Terry blacks was outstanding a couple of years weeks ago.

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Mar 7

If you’re in Austin for #sxsw or any other reason and want really good tacos, Vaquero Taquero is the call. Avoid the scene and get the food.

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Mar 1

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Jan 26

I love it.

Blair Waldorf Vera wang cocktail dress from Gossip Girl.

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Jan 23

Reagan appointed judge blocks Trump order after eviscerating any attempt to defend this blatantly unconstitutional act.

Quote from judge mocking a Trump attorney for even attempting to defend Trump’s blatantly unconstitutional order

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Jan 21

Let’s not forget his standard of beauty: a gold albatross in the midst of creative and dynamic cities.

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Jan 6

How interesting…

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Jan 4

I have a ton to do but I can’t possibly move from this exact position.

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Dec 29

Come on kids! Let’s hop in the minivan and head to BunSlut for a burger. You can get a milkshake if you will eat all of your meal!

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Dec 28

Les Miles stuffing then taunting a child while playing basketball.

Misty M@mmmccarthy· Dec 20