Dagger? I hardly know her. 🗡️🫦
@momebie
Get up and create, darling! 🍃 // 80s baby // they/them // 💖💜💙 ✨️ archivist ✨️ writer/poet ✨️ collage artist ✨️ too many hobbies enthusiast ✨️ the "they" in "that's what they said" ✨️
Hey, hey Wiki? You’re not making me feel better about looking into this thing I might be struggling with.
Trying to scare myself straight by reading journal articles about cola consumption and bone density, but also, WHAT? Does winter literally freeze your bones???
Me: I missed two days of workout videos, I should double up today and tomorrow. The app taking better care of me than I do:
Planning my week. I super rec this book if you like to cook, but don’t often have the energy for complicated meals.
Turning on the dining room ac and freezing the fruit so @jrmoockjr.bsky.social and @bloodyhades.bsky.social don’t melt on my watch!
I do believe this is exactly what Rob Thomas meant when he said ‘it’s a hot one, bout seven inches from the midday sun.’
Lestat is a cunt, but he’s also a bitch and I think that’s beautiful.
Welp! I guess I have to watch Only Murders in the Building now.
I managed to get boiling water all over my head and my right arm while putting gnocchi in a pot, AMA.
Yesterday, the OT had herself convinced I was in my 20s because Liz and Kait and I live together (you grow out of it) and I type on my phone with two thumbs like “younger generations”. She was genuinely shocked when I said I was 43. Meanwhile, this well lived in face was there the whole time!
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY-YOU CAN HAVE OTHER GUYS FOR LEGS!
I will not explain why I made this. I think it explains itself.
I bought these jumbo hair clippies to use as my hair grows out and as a Floridian, catching them out of the corner of my eye has sent me into fight or flight more than once.
They're going into their 8th meeting of the day and the light in their eyes is quickly fading. Why am I here? Every day I have meetings.
Me, just trying to look professional and also not melt in the heat. My beloved spouse: You look like a boardwalk, but complimentary! 🫠🫠🫠
But I don’t WANT to leave my dark little cave and sweat to death at my computer like it’s July. 😭😭😭
Went back to the tree we were married at, to sit in the shade and think about the last year. I love them more each day. I hope that never stops. 💜💜💜
Pick a Bond villain from pics you already have on your phone.
Update: first stupid sunburn from sticking my elbow out the car window of the season.