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Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣 (@mountain-abyss) · DIRTY

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣

@mountain-abyss

King of the Smooth Dogs

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Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Jul 15

Movie poster for “A Man Called Horse”

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Jul 7

This will finally put the speculation to rest.

Jax from TADC in a maid outfit.

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Jul 5

Wait, was Gilgamesh a bird?

Cuneiform

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Jul 3

Glad you found an expert on vicious sneering odium to weigh in.

Pollard says that he began to think about
Judaism seriously and to feel loyalty to Israel in his mid-thirties."! Pollard has called Amnesty International a "woke joke" and accused them of allying with "groups that lionise Islamist terrorists." 34] He has also written that
"Amnesty is a worthless, morally bankrupt sham that gives succour to terrorist states."[35]
Pollard supported the 2003 invasion of Iraq, while acknowledging failures in reconstruction,
[36][37, and called the Stop the War Coalition
"traitors"
"traitors", saying that their opposition to the invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan equated to
supporting dictators. 38]

In September 2010, Stephen Pollard and The Spectator apologised and paid damages and costs to the organisers of the Islam Expo conference, in a defamation case involving a blog post written by Pollard and published in July 2008. The apology regretted the suggestion that "Islam Expo Limited is a fascist party dedicated to genocide which organised a conference with a racist and genocidal programme" and accepted that "Islam Expo's purpose is to provide a neutral and broad-based platform for debate on issues relating to Muslims and Islam. '[12]
During his editorship, as of October 2020, the Press Complaints Commission and its successor IPSO made fourteen rulings against the paper. 131|14. The publication was also forced to pay damages for libel on several occasions throughout his tenure.

Stephen Pollard started at the Evening Standard.'' He then worked at the Daily Express, leaving in 2001. In his final article for the paper, he used the first letter of every paragraph to spell out the phrase "Fuck you Desmond".8[9]

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Jul 1

He was a man of contradictions.

The covers of both of Nimoy’s autobiographies. One is titled “I am not Spock” and one is titled “I am Spock”.

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Jun 29

No brain at all.

Asschapel Roan
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Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Jun 29

So handsome

Mr. Jones making a weird face from panel 3

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Jun 25

Pro tip:

A screenshot of the muted words feature on Bluesky with the words Stancil, Eurovision, conditioning, and conditioner muted

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Jun 15

At least this pack of lies has aliens.

Book cover of Communion by Whitley Strieber featuring a drawing of a grey-type alien.

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Jun 13

Easy peasy.

Will Stancil and Eurovision muted in Bluesky

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Jun 12

My 3-month-old son is now TWICE as big as when he was born.
He’s on track to weigh 7.5 Trillion pounds by age 10.

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Jun 12

RIP

Symbol for 1998-2018 indie hip hop label Anticon.

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· May 29

They did. It was.

The movie poster for Men (2022).

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· May 26

AI Google results for “can I teach my dog karate” reads “Yes, dogs can learn karate kicks. Some say that teaching dogs martial arts can help them make new friends. Others say that teaching dogs in a similar way to traditional martial arts can be effective when other training methods fail.”

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· May 23

It doesn’t like emojis.

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· May 23

DS9 fake title card for “Not Without My Nagus”

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· May 4

Here’s a picture of Mr. Rundo in his natural habitat.

Robert Rundo holding a person to the ground with one hand.

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Apr 30

Temple Square - Salt Lake City, UT

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Apr 22

I didn’t get the appeal the first time around and I definitely don’t get it now.

The cast of Friends, smiling

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Apr 7

There’s a second possibility, but it’s not much better.

Apollo looking at a dodgeball

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Apr 6

A glowing green cartoon skeleton saying “Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?”

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Mar 23

George W Bush giving the thumbs up in front of a big banner saying “Mission Accomplished”

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Mar 21

An illustration of a man cutting off a child’s thumb with enormous scissors, from Struwwelpeter.

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Mar 12

The eye of Sauron with text that says “disrobe”

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Mar 11

Regime change?

Red Uno Reverse Card

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Mar 5

I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Feb 5

I thought that name sounded familiar. Maybe someone ought to colonize your kidneys, Richard.

The Kidney Crisis

It’s time to let people buy and sell organs on the open market.

By Richard Epstein

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Jan 30

Improve your Bluesky experience today!

A screenshot of the user muting the word “stancil”. The word Eurovision is already muted.

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Jan 20

Eh, it’s all going to be “Miss me yet” when the Republicans get this guy in the Whitehouse.

Mecha Hitler from Wolfenstein 3D

Mike’s Hard Mayonnaise𓅣@mountain-abyss· Jan 14

And so the prophecy comes to pass.

A cartoon where a man under an umbrella labeled “whiskey sours” is protected from storm clouds labeled demanding kids, nagging ex-wife alimony due, probation, and collection agency jackals

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