This will finally put the speculation to rest.

Wait, was Gilgamesh a bird?

Glad you found an expert on vicious sneering odium to weigh in.

He was a man of contradictions.

No brain at all.

So handsome

Pro tip:

At least this pack of lies has aliens.

Easy peasy.

RIP

They did. It was.

It doesn’t like emojis.

Here’s a picture of Mr. Rundo in his natural habitat.

I didn’t get the appeal the first time around and I definitely don’t get it now.

There’s a second possibility, but it’s not much better.

Regime change?

I thought that name sounded familiar. Maybe someone ought to colonize your kidneys, Richard.

Improve your Bluesky experience today!

Eh, it’s all going to be “Miss me yet” when the Republicans get this guy in the Whitehouse.

And so the prophecy comes to pass.