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Matt Barnes

@msbarnes

Data scientist. Former political scientist. PWD enthusiast. Crow enabler in Seattle.

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Matt Barnes@msbarnes· 22d

Brad Garrett

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Jun 24

missed opportunity tbh

The Bosnian Croat war criminal drinking poison in court

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Jun 13

Needs more scaffolding

I need the biggest scaffolding you have. No that’s too big.

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Jun 11

The official game ball is extremely oversized. Somebody get FIFA on the phone

Science World in Vancouver, but make it a giant soccer ball

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Jun 10

Getting estimates from contractors in 2026 amid an oil supply shock

Meme of Joe Exotic saying “I’m never going to financially recover from this.”

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· May 28

costco hot dog + soda all day

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· May 27

They forgot to include open-ended responses about @jcsalterego.bsky.social

FT social media graphic but with a dumb "jerry, no!" edit

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· May 23

You in jail yet?

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Apr 28

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Apr 24

black and white photo of antonio gramsci with laser eyes and zooming blur

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Apr 18

Chris Traeger from Parks and Rec providing tips on avoiding depression

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Apr 18

Liz Lemon from 30 Rock saying “Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever”

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Apr 13

In the McBain remake, Pope Leo stars and infiltrates Mar-a-lago

McBain busting out of the ice sculpture before saying "Ice to see you" and gunning down the bad guys

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Apr 11

Checking in on the Mariners

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Mar 5

"Shrek Pillow" is not a google search I want to repeat, but...

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Mar 5

“How to cook forty humans” from Simpsons Treehouse of Horror

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Mar 3

A true man of the people:

Gennings Dunker

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Mar 2

call cousin jerry

sim city text box where vinnie is definitely not bribing you

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Mar 1

Talk about spooky

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Feb 28

Timeline cleanse

A freshly groomed black PWD lookin all snazzy

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Feb 10

According to realfood.gov / Grok, RFK Jr could have eaten that bear. It's a healthier pizza topping than pepperoni or sausage

Adding It to Pizza as a Topping
If you're talking about properly cooked bear meat (e.g., the one associated with RFK Jr.'s story, though that specific bear was a roadkill cub dumped in Central Park and not eaten), using it as a pizza topping could incorporate those nutrients into a meal. Pizza itself isn't inherently "healthy" (due to refined carbs, cheese, and potential high sodium/calories), but swapping in lean bear meat instead of processed pepperoni or sausage could make it a bit more nutrient-dense—higher protein, more iron, less processed additives.
However, "healthy" depends on the overall diet, portion size, and preparation. It's not a superfood, but it can be a solid, lean protein source.

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Feb 10

I asked if properly cooking Elon's flesh and using it as a pizza topping would be healthy. Grok said even cooking to 165 degrees wouldn't eliminate prions, viruses, etc.

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Feb 3

DOJ attorneys:

This is the maddest I've ever been!

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Jan 19

Post a car picture you took

Red Honda Fit driver who loves Red 40

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Jan 19

Malala, an actual Nobel Peace Prize laureate, in the house for the Seattle Torrent game

Malala at the Boston Fleet vs Seattle Torrent hockey game

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Jan 8

Just gonna post this pic of our ridiculous PWD from last summer

Yellow and pink roses in the foreground and a black Portuguese Water Dog sticking his head out the window in the background.

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Jan 7

Undefeated

Robert Bullard

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Dec 24

Driver’s Ed sketch from I Think You Should Leave

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Oct 24

Seven says he’s helping with yard work

a black Portuguese water dog fresh off a quality diggin’ session

Matt Barnes@msbarnes· Oct 21

Already in consolation mode