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Steamed Hamtaros

@mustachiosaurus

DO NOT PRINT IN THE NEWSPAPER THAT I SHIT MY PANTS

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Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· 22d

Checked into surgery. About to get this done. Glad to finally be doing it!

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· 26d

Omg how have a never heard the Hayley Stevens “I SEE ISRAEL IN MY DREEEEEAMS” sound byte holy moly

Picture is a closeup of a salmon-colored, windowed door (the window is diamond-shaped), and we can see Peter Falk as Lt. Columbo smiling while peering in LIKE A SICKO

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· 26d

Or my dream vcr

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· 26d

MY DUDE!!!

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· 27d

How your email finds me:

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· 28d

Breaking all the rules

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· Jul 13

Nothing means anything anymore

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· Jul 12

Jesus Christ did Eric Bischoff book this shit??

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· Jul 10

No YOU just stayed up to 3am playing Tiny Harvest

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· Jul 8

Keith Hernandez should never be allowed a quiet, peaceful day in public for the rest of his fucking life

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· Jul 8

The cactus trimmings our friend gave us are now sprouting little cactus wangs

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· Jul 7

Guess who appeared on the syndicated live action Night Man series based on the Malibu Ultraverse comic!

DONALD TRUMP

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· Jul 6

Brooke Shields doing some extremely cool shit with her fame and money! Fuck Stone & Parker.

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· Jul 6

I spent a solid portion of the past few days dressed in what I now realize is OtisCore

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Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· Jul 3

I c e c o l d b e e r San Diego, C a l i f o r n i a

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· Jun 30

Kinda want this Subaru Kei Van for driving the dogs around

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Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· Jun 28

IT’S HERE

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· Jun 27

AS FORETOLD IN THE SACRED TEXTS!!

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· Jun 25

I got four words for ya: MOVIE THEATER CHILI DOG

It’s an Instagram ad for the Evil Dead Burn official concession tie-in item at Regal Cinemas in the USA, the Dead By Dawn Chili Dog. There is a picture of the chili dog sitting atop a book floating in an ominous foggy yellow broth.

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· Jun 23

Y’all know you’re eventually getting this fucking guy as Prime Minister, right?

Mr. Blobby in a tux with tails

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· Jun 21

Oh, Myrna Loy…

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· Jun 17

Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· Jun 17

Finally getting around to watching Thunderbolts* and wasn’t ready for this to basically be The Sentry

Screenshot from “Ruthless People,” a close-up of a passport with a mugshot of Bill Pullman, with bleach blonde hair, making a dumb idiot face.

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· Jun 15

Salami fans squad up and represent

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· Jun 13

A pair of my favorite stupid jackass 1992 GI Joes. Outback may or may not be a war criminal, but I’m not sure where the line worker gear comes into it. Bazooka meanwhile just misses fishing because he spends all his time driving a tank, apparently.

Steamed Hamtaros@mustachiosaurus· Jun 8

So come on down to SIMPLOT, we got miles and miles of simps to meet all your simping needs!