June Gloom in July

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June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· Jul 4

Can we make these fan vests a thing?

One of those vests with the fans that cools you off by forcing air over your thorax and core.

June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· Jun 3

Every time Walt Whitman comes up I think of this...

June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· May 2

This stuff tastes like unmedicated DayQuil, 10/10 I want more.

A hand holding up a half empty bottle of Irn Bru

June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· Apr 29

These Zyn ads are getting to the point at least.

Screenshot of a Zyn ad where the image is just white text on a black background reading "WARNING: This product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical."

June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· Apr 12

If we wake up one day and see this guy replace Starmer, we'll know nominative determinism has gone too far.

Rowan Atkinson as Johnny English making a finger gun, looking to the side at the camera, wearing a tuxedo.

June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· Apr 4

Simpsons characters at the bottom of a hole, caption reads: "We'll dig our way out! No, no. Dig up, stupid."

June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· Mar 25

Master Shake leaning over angrily telling Meatwad "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this."

June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· Mar 22

"There's something bothering me about this story... That's it! This lesbian scifi story doesn't have psionic powers!"

Homer Simpson looking uneasy in a lesbian bar, because it doesn't have fire exits.

June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· Feb 16

Everyone with fountain pens has one of these for cleaning their nib section.

Image of a pair of bulb syringes, one blue and one white, on a blank background.

June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· Jan 12

The Los Angeles River

A dry canal in the LA river system, with The Terminator and teenage John Connor on a motorcycle. You occasionally see teens in the LA river, riding motorcycles, it's usually dry.

June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· Jan 11

Use this image responsibly, bluesky.

Image of a cafe on the corner of 4th and Ximeno streets, the cafe is named Egg Heaven and is a small corner cafe with awning and faded signs.

June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· Dec 21

Sad there's only one album in the genre of "goth autism funk".

Cover of Talking Heads, Fear Of Music album, a dark grey diamond plate pattern with the band name and album title in the upper left corner.

June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· Dec 20

Estrogen could have saved her...

Chairface from The Tick. Image is of a human body in a suit with a chair for a head, standing, laughing maniacally, in a room on fire.

June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· Nov 22

1: This polyamory compass isn't very good for asexual spectrum folks. 2: What the fuck is penis heroin?

Screenshot of "your nonmonogamy compass results" showing my result as strongly doesn't limit other, and weakly interested in other

At the bottom there is a link to something called "guide to hooking women on your penis heroin" and I'm kinda disturbed.

June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· Oct 21

How some of y'all sound talking about Platner...

Two panel Simpsons screenshot:
First panel: Sideshow Bob with his shirt open, revealing a tattoo that says "Die Bart, Die" and saying "No, that's German for "The Bart, The.""
Second Panel: A courtroom with the parole board smiling and a lady saying to another board member "No one while speaks German could he an evil man."

June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· Oct 12

The "are you writing in French" pop-up is kinda funny here.

Bluesky screenshot of the reply screen to the post I'm replying to, asking if I'm replying in French.

June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· Oct 12

Is this the other white monster? Also Viking Berry sounds like a euphemism for castrating a monk in a raid.

Monster can, viking berry, it's a sunset over a fjord with a longboat and a sexy viking lady with an axe next to a wolf.

Monster can, viking berry, it's a sunset over a fjord with a blonde bearded viking dude with a sword and shield standing next to a bunch of skulls.

June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· Oct 11

PepsiCo has just the product for that.

June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· Oct 4

Yes you can.

Screenshot of the post interactions settings menu with "allow quote posts" set to no, and "allow replies from" set to nobody.

June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· Sep 25

If someone you know says they were abused, believe them. If someone rich, who you don't know, is saying MDMA hypnotherapy made them remember harrowing abuse, and now they're making tons of money selling their story with Oprah's help, you should have questions. Different situations.

Screenshot from article:
Then someone posed the most challenging question of the night:

"“Do we believe all women, or do we not?”

Across Amarillo, many said they believe Ms. Griffin’s account, because they admire her family and do not see what she had to gain by writing “The Tell.”

An advocate for assault survivors in Texas said that reporting sex crimes can be especially challenging in a patriarchal culture."

June Gloom in July@mxmetaphor· Sep 1

It is definitely A Decision on the part of the admins to have alt text requirements off by default. If they moved it from opt in to opt out, alt text rates would go up.