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shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· 1d

#firstprincefic rec! one-shot. 16.1k words. rated E. A Deliberate Life by readtolove archiveofourown.org/works/59985439 “Alex's smile expands until it becomes contagious. It bridges the gap between them and appears on Henry’s own face.” So so lovely 🥹🥹 #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

A Deliberate Life
readtolove

Summary:

Henry doesn’t fit.
In his town. In his family.
But he finally knows where to go and what to do. His decision. No one else’s.
He sits at his desk in the little cabin, giving birth to the words — to the book — that will wake his neighbors up to the reality that there’s more to life than fine clothes and the latest carriage.
He’s pouring himself into the book. It’s his place to belong.
The industrious scratching of quill over paper harmonizes with the calls of the forest birds. He smiles.
And then he freezes.
The scratching stops, and even the birds are hushed and waiting, listening to the whistle floating up toward their perches. A heavy tread approaches on the narrow, overgrown path that leads up from the pond to Henry’s cabin.
Someone’s coming.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· 1d

#firstprincefic rec! multi-chapter. 17.4k words. rated T. My bisexual best friend thought he was homophobic AMA by SkyGem archiveofourown.org/works/615549... HILARIOUS 😆 #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

My bisexual best friend thought he was homophobic AMA
SkyGem

Summary:

The story of Alex and Henry, as told through various Reddit posts over the years.

SkyGem

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· 4d

#firstprincefic rec! one-shot. 5.2k words. rated E. (i once was poison ivy) but now i'm your daisy by coffeecatsme archiveofourown.org/works/51212299 #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

(i once was poison ivy) but now i'm your daisy
coffeecatsme

Summary:

“You’re not gonna, like, go all Edward on me if I ask you to fuck me, right?”

Henry freezes. His lashes flutter against Alex’s skin, and then he’s hovering over his body, staring at him like Alex grew another head. “Come again?”

Or, 5 times Alex takes Henry to bed and 1 time he finds him in it.

Or, 6 times Alex and Henry take care of each other in bed.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· 4d

#firstprincefic rec! multi-chapter. 9.1k words. rated T. DAE use pet names for their platonic best friend? by SkyGem archiveofourown.org/works/612381... This was too funny! 😆😆 #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec #redditfic

DAE use pet names for their platonic best friend?
SkyGem

Summary:

Alex Claremont-Diaz has the world's slowest bisexual awakening. Reddit has some choice words for him.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· 5d

#firstprincefic rec! one-shot. 12k words. rated E. Making Out Inside Crashed Cars by sunflowerjpg archiveofourown.org/works/59527873 Smut with FEELINGS! #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

Making Out Inside Crashed Cars
sunflowerjpg

Summary:

“Katrina cursed me after our, ah, ‘showdown.’ I will continue to grow fatigued unless I.” Henry stops. The words get stuck in his throat.

“Unless…?”

“UnlessIgetcreampied,” he rushes out at once, hoping his accent garbled that enough.

“Okay? So, what’s the problem? I know pulling men isn’t a problem for you, sweetheart. You’ve got poor bastards groveling at your feet for one chance.”

“I can’t let a stranger in me without protection and I certainly won’t let them fill me,” Henry responds with clear disgust and disbelief because Alex knows how careful and strict he is about safe sex.

“What about, uh, a non-stranger?”

Henry pauses. “What do you mean?”

“I mean. Well. I can do it. I’m not a stranger. I’ll creampie you.”

--
Kinktober Day 6: Car sex & inappropriate use of magic.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· 5d

#firstprincefic rec! one-shot. 3.3k words. rated G. I don't wanna dance, if I'm not dancing with you by theprinceandagcd @theprinceandagcd.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/49858576 🥺🥺♥️♥️ #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

I don't wanna dance, if I'm not dancing with you
theprinceandagcd

Summary:

"You want me at a ball?"

"I want you with me as often as possible," Henry says, immediately, as if it's obvious. Maybe it is. "But yes, it would be nice to have you there. I'm not necessarily actively trying to anger my grandmother, which you being there might, but... Well, she hasn't exactly extended an invitation but I have just as much right as anyone to bring a date and--"

"Baby." Henry's rambling stops short on what nearly sounds like a gasp, and Alex grins to himself. Sometimes, his boyfriend is too easy. "Do you want me there?"

"Yes."

"Then I'll be there."

----
or, Henry wants Alex at a ball and Alex is anxious about it.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· 5d

#firstprincefic rec! multi-chapter. 12.5k words. rated T. Dear Alex,  I wish there wasn’t a wall.  Love, Henry. (Aka, S̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶ Audible Temptations) by Djokodal_Fan archiveofourown.org/works/643336... 😆😆😆 #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

Dear Alex,  I wish there wasn’t a wall.  Love, Henry. (Aka, S̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶ Audible Temptations)
Djokodal_Fan

Summary:

Alex Claremont-Diaz is definitely the best housemate Henry could ever ask for. He'd already known Alex tangentially for a few years before they worked out their apartment share arrangement. After all, they are what could be termed 'friends-in-law' - Henry's best friend Pez and Alex's best friend Nora have been a couple since their undergrad years.

So now that they're all in Georgetown U - with Alex in Law School and Henry pursuing his Masters in Literature, it had seemed to make perfect sense to share the apartment. And things really were going swimmingly - Henry and Alex had become close friends themselves. There was the not-inconsiderable part that Henry had fallen head over heels for his spellbindingly charismatic and extremely affable friend - but it was no biggie. Henry was sure hopeful that he could manage his burgeoning infatuation without serious consequences.

Until, that is, the bane of his life emerged.

The wall. That bloody thin wall between his and Alex's bedrooms, which seemed rather permeable to sound waves. Especially when Alex started getting more than a little loud with his moans and sighs; apparently unable to contain himself during his 'self-care' sessions.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· 5d

#firstprincefic rec! multi-chapter. 18k words. rated E. radio, someone still loves you by catdadacd archiveofourown.org/works/560419... so funny and so sweet! 🐈‍⬛🐶 #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

radio, someone still loves you
catdadacd

Summary:

"You are listening to 108.2 R-W-R-B FM, I am Henry Fox, your local radio veterinary assistant, pet behavioral specialist and host for the next two hours. Find us here every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, 6 to 8pm answering your questions to help you help your pet. We have our first caller on the line, Alex, I believe. Alex, are you there?"

Or

Alex is roped into taking home a cat at the end of a case. He has no idea where to even begin so he calls his local radio vet for help.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· 5d

#firstprincefic rec! one-shot. 2.5k words. rated G. How I Wonder What You Are by ash_morrison @ash-morrison.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/603992... So sweet 🥹🥹 #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

How I Wonder What You Are
ash_morrison

Summary:

Alex and Henry experience their daughters’ first words.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· 5d

#firstprincefic rec! one-shot. 4.1k words. rated T. Flowers Only Grow Where There Are Seeds by chamel @chamel-writes.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/58742875 Gardener!Henry and FSOTUS Alex 🥹🥹🌹🌹💐💐 #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

Flowers Only Grow Where There Are Seeds
chamel

Summary:

“You should go talk to him,” June interrupts blithely, already sauntering away.

“What? No,” Alex scoffs.

“Why not? He’d probably be flattered he caught the attention of the First Son.”

“He’s working, June,” Alex says. “He doesn’t want to be bothered.”

(Or, Alex finds himself enraptured by a very beautiful gardener who works at the White House)

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· 15d

#firstprincefic rec! one-shot. 7.6k words. rated E. I Am Yours, I Am Yours by Dawg1515 archiveofourown.org/works/88956936 feat David! 🐶 #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

I Am Yours, I Am Yours
Dawg1515

Summary:

“I’ll text you, then.”

Alex finishes his drink and slides off the stool. “I’m gonna be so normal about it and not reply within thirty seconds.”

“Rooting for you,” Henry snarks. Alex flips him off as he leaves the bar.

Or: Henry is coming out of a rough breakup. He spent two years dating a man whom his dog, David, hated. Now that he’s single, Alex is unabashedly flirting with him—and Henry must make a decision when David meets Alex and loves him.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· 15d

#firstprincefic rec! one-shot. 10.6k words. rated G. we're lovers and that is that by milschn @milschn.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/88653031 SOULMATES! 🥹🥹🥹 #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

we're lovers and that is that
milschn

Summary:

At twenty-one, everyone receives a magical portrait of their romantic soulmate.
Alex Claremont-Diaz gets an unfinished painting, like some do.
By the time it reveals Henry Fox, they're already halfway in love.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· 15d

#firstprincefic rec! one-shot. 10.1k words. rated E. you used to call me baby, now you're calling me by name by judasofsuburbia archiveofourown.org/works/70555051 Kensington divergence! So beautiful 🥹🥹 #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

you used to call me baby, now you're calling me by name
judasofsuburbia

Summary:

“If there’s anyone who knows even remotely what I’m going through right now, by God, I think it’s you,” Henry says with a tense chuckle.

Alex relaxes back into the seat a bit, feeling lighter than he has all night. He raises his glass and says, “To amicable divorces?”

A genuine laugh bursts out of Henry as he lifts his glass to cheers him.

Oh, Alex missed that laugh.

or: after getting divorced from other people, alex and henry see each other for the first time in a decade.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· 18d

The 1st time they go to Mexico, Henry tries “café de olla.” It’s made in a clay pot with coffee grounds, Mexican cinnamon sticks, and “piloncillo” (a very raw sugar, it’s v dark brown). Henry suddenly understands Alex’s love for coffee. He also realizes he’s been making Alex’s coffee all wrong.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· 28d

Good morning #RWRBsky! Deal alert for anyone who doesn’t own a copy of One Last Stop by @caseymcquiston.bsky.social It’s on sale for $1.99 on kindle www.amazon.com/One-Last-Sto...

Screenshot of Bookbub email:

One Last Stop by Casey McQuiston

For fans of The Seven Year Slip, this New York Times bestseller is “a dazzling romance” (Time) with over 93,000 five-star Goodreads ratings: When August moves to New York, she meets Jane on the subway… but Jane is from the 1970s, trapped in the present! “This time-slip rom-com is an absolute delight” (Publishers Weekly starred review).
Because you're interested in LGBTQ+

$1.99 ($9.99 crossed out)
Limited time only!

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· Jul 12

#firstprincefic rec! one-shot. 4.3k words. rated E. and i love you, don't you know by whisperedstory @whisperedstory.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/66219199 Alex and Henry go to pride together. 🌈 🥹 #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec #friendstolovers

and i love you, don't you know
whisperedstory

Summary:

They haven't spoken about it, but recently their casual affection seems to have become a lot less casual, their banter tipping over into flirting, and it has Alex feeling a bit like a teenager with his first crush.

—

Alex and Henry go to Pride together.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· Jul 12

#firstprincefic rec! one-shot. 17.6 k words. rated E. the wind picks up and i'll never let you down by whisperedstory @whisperedstory.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/75286001 This is so sweet and lovely 🥹🥹 #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

the wind picks up and i'll never let you down
whisperedstory

Summary:

Henry not only comes from a family of incredibly powerful witches and is Arthur Fox's son, as far as Alex is concerned he's also an absolute prick and utterly beautiful—and Alex has never wanted to both kiss and punch someone in the face more. Until an act of kindness makes Alex wonder if maybe Henry isn't all that bad and there's hope for his unrequited crush after all.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· Jul 12

#firstprincefic rec! one-shot. 2.9k words. rated E. Things That Go Bump in the Night by claremontdiazfox @clrmntdzfx.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/85283076 #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

Things That Go Bump in the Night
claremontdiazfox

Summary:

“Are you alright?” Henry asks. When Alex frowns at him, he adds, “You’re bleeding.”

Alex swipes the back of his hand across his mouth. “Must have cut myself shaving.”

Henry blinks. “Shaving,” he repeats, looking at the five o’clock shadow gracing Alex’s angular jawline. “Right.”
Henry’s new roommate has some peculiar qualities.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· Jul 3

#firstprincefic rec! one-shot. 5.1k words. rated E. i've loved you for a hundred years by whisperedstory @whisperedstory.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/65213809 Friends to Lovers! 🥹🥹🥹 #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

i've loved you for a hundred years
whisperedstory

Summary:

Alex has always known Henry is the person he wants to spend his life with—it just takes him a while to figure out what exactly that means.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· Jun 30

OH MY GOD BOOK SEQUEL CONFIRMED IDC WHAT ANYONE SAYS I AM SCREAMING

Screenshot from quoted article reads:

Late last year, as we were getting into production on the sequel [film], I was like, “I really want to give book Alex and Henry their time, too. I want both [versions] to get to live on.” So I pitched this epistolary idea to my editor. I wanted it to be detailed and rich enough to give all of the greatest hits of what’s going to happen for the next 20 years of Alex and Henry’s life, but also leave room for if I ever wanted to do a full sequel. I wanted it to come out around the time of the film so that we would have, like, all of our kids fed.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· Jun 29

#firstprincefic rec! one-shot. 4.3k words. rated M. i pick up the phone, dial your number and wait by whisperedstory @whisperedstory.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/86186836 #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

i pick up the phone, dial your number and wait
whisperedstory

Summary:

Alex
Help
this is an EMERGENCY
what are the chances of me being lowkey into guys?!
Junebug
What's going on? Where are you?

ChaosDemon
lmao

–

aka: Alex and Henry meet at a bar and fall in love – told entirely through text messages.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· Jun 29

#firstprincefic rec! one-shot. 2.4k words. rated E. Bite Me by ghosttooth archiveofourown.org/works/85254321 #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

Bite Me
ghosttooth

Summary:

Henry goes to a vampire bar for the sole purpose of being bitten during sex.

Alex is happy to oblige.

Then, those beautiful eyes fluttered open and Alex grinned so wide his fangs gleamed in the dim light.

It’s official. Henry was obsessed.

“Ready?”

He just nodded, unable to speak or even think anything other than AlexAlexAlex.

Alex leaned forward, pressing a soft kiss to Henry’s neck before burying his fangs in.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· Jun 25

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

meme of a 2D drawn cat, in black and white, with blue tears in their eyes, holding onto a door, which reads:

wait. hold on a minute. I think I need a moment wait. wait, wait. hold on. I need a moment. I need. To sit down I think wait. Wait. Old honh on, wait, please I am breaking down. Hold on, wai-

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· Jun 22

#firstprincefic rec! one-shot. 2.6k words. rated T. part 67 of Little Loves series. One Daddy, One Papa, Two Daddies by sugarycloud1 @sugarycloud1.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/87147551 Their second Father’s Day! 🥹🥹 #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

One Daddy, One Papa, Two Daddies
sugarycloud1

Summary:

Once the girls are distracted enough with their toys, Alex and Henry hand each other their cards from ‘the girls.’ Henry had used the last day he was at home with them, while Alex was at work, to get them to ‘draw’ on Alex’s card, giant big squiggles all across the page with a variety of brightly coloured crayons.

---------

Alex and Henry celebrate their second Father's Day.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· Jun 22

#firstprincefic rec! multi-chapter. 63.3k words. rated E. Don't Initiate a Handshake, Always Address Them Properly, and For God's Sake, No Tiaras Until 6pm by TuppingLiberty archiveofourown.org/works/493351... I’m at about 70% and having a blast! PLS MIND THE TAGS #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

Don't Initiate a Handshake, Always Address Them Properly, and For God's Sake, No Tiaras Until 6pm
TuppingLiberty

Summary:

What happens when the White House decides to be proactive rather than reactive? Alex is brilliant and kind, but he's in need of a little polishing before he attends the royal wedding, and who to provide it better than Prince Henry? After all, they're both beholden to NDAs and with Princess Bea visiting as well, it's easy to pass off the two week visit as goodwill ambassadorship for both countries. No one has to know Henry is tutoring Alex.

So Alex is going to be left alone in the White House with his mortal enemy and three meddling sisters learning all about royal etiquette and protocol.

What's the worst that can happen?

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· Jun 21

#firstprincefic rec! multi-chapter. 15.4k words. rated G. Tastes Like Forever by dani_dabbles @danidabbles.rwrb.social archiveofourown.org/works/738571... Renowned baker Alex and very difficult to please customer Henry. Age-gap. I loved it! 🥹🥹🥹 #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

Tastes Like Forever
dani_dabbles

Summary:

“Oh Christ. You’re the baker?”

His words pluck Alex’s most sensitive nerve. It’s the same pompous skepticism people use when they’re trying not to say the offensive thing out loud. You’re a bit young, aren’t you? or Someone like yourself should have more realistic expectations. and his least favorite Maybe you should tone yourself down a bit to appeal to a wider customer base. Annoyance vibrates through him.

He crosses his arms. “That’s my name on the building, sweetheart. Is that going to be a problem?”

OR, Alex is hired to make a wedding cake and Henry is his most annoying customer ever.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· Jun 8

I need this sweater www.instagram.com/p/DZNe-v4CMiz/

Nicholas Galitzine in a photo with Dolph Lundgren while shooting MOTU. Nicholas is swearing a grey sweater with a graphic of a kitten in a tea cup. “Alpha Male” is written in pink font beneath it.

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· Jun 7

#firstprincefic rec! multi-chapter. 6.8k words. rated M. A Taste of You by everwitch @everwitch.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/503738... SO GOOD! #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· Jun 3

“Are they lovers? Worst.” - @anyroomsrio.rwrb.social

shrugging emoji@oohthephysicist· May 31

#firstprincefic rec! multi-chapter. 15.4 k words. rated T. Sir, This is a Hallmark Christmas Movie by paintingadream archiveofourown.org/works/763738... #RWRB #firstprince #ficrec