Pale Centaur

@palecentaur

A weirdo who likes to snowboard and observe The Horrors of Being Alive. Occasional photography, maybe some music. Socialist of some sort. He/him New band name: The Screaming Viziers

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Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jul 12

Pitched it in for birdie. Absolutely perfect lob wedge shot with an immaculate read. Can I get a hell yeah, please? 🥺⛳

View of where my shot was from. Maybe 25, 30 yards out by my read?

Zoomed in shot. You might be able to make out my ball sticking out of the hole.

Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jul 12

Hopefully a very, very narrow window in which I can post this one.

Death at a claw machine meme

"Lindsey Graham? Is Mitch McConnell even in this thing??"

Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jul 10

Thousamds. (Repost with alt text)

I've never had my dick sucked. New to 4chan, was told this was the place to vent. I used from and chatgpt to calculate how many bjs my friends got over the years. Thousamds. Literally full months of head on cock action from their gfs based on theor builds and money. Im

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Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jul 7

Nope. At the time the ball was kicked, there was another defender closer to the goal line than the Belgian player. (In fact, there are two.) It only looks like it because he was ahead of the defender next to him.

The pitch a moment after the ball is kicked. The Belgian attacker who scored is circled in green; 2 American defenders near the ball are circled red. The defenders are closer to the goal line than the attacker.

Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jul 6

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Chris Sosa
@ChrisSosa on Twitter

"DSA is destroying the Democratic Party." Uh, y'all realize you lost to literal Donald Trump after he did an insurrection, right? We should be thanking these folks for dragging the party out of a reputational gutter and bringing in disillusioned young people who sat out 2024.

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Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jul 5

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10 minutes ago

Aishvarya Kavi Reporting from the National Mall

It is a chaotic scene on the National Mall. Several hundred people have refused to leave despite an order to evacuate because of severe inclement weather that is approaching. Some are even arguing with Secret Service agents. At one point, a crowd of people began running back toward the stage. An officer is sternly repeating the order over a bullhorn and the crowd is booing. Many have begun chanting "U.S.A., U.S.A." A federal law enforcement officer is trying to assure people that the event has not been canceled. Many are not convinced. One man walking by blamed the situation on "liberals in the weather service," adding,

"I think this is baloney."

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Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jul 4

Why are his legs so small though??? Repost with alt text

A mustached man in a pink tank top, jeans with holes in the knees, and what look to be cowboy boots is strapped into what appears to be a black vinyl lawn chair of sorts, with belts crossing over his front and other holsters for his legs. There's a caption that says "the chair you've been hearing about". It looks to be maybe a magazine ad from the 80s.

I'm not 100% sure but I think this might be a kink thing?

Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jul 2

In fairness, Kazakhstan is really hard to spell. Still easier than its southern neighbor, but definitely not easy.

Map of central Asia, showing Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Tajikistan...and Kyrgyzstan.

Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jun 30

Something I didn't really know until I moved to Vermont is that fireflies are real, actually. Kinda feel like a made up animal, like unicorns or dragons or cats.

Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jun 29

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2 graphs, one of Carbon Capture Capacity and the other of Solar Power, each with actual capacity/production vs various projection models over time.

For carbon capture, projections show rapid ramp up of production, starting around 2020, with massive production growth over time. In reality, production is still at zero to date.

For solar power, projections show moderate growth over time, though some projections are somewhat promising. Actual solar power production has vastly exceeded even the most optimistic projection models, with current production over 2000 terawatts (2 petawatts, I think?) of power output.

Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jun 23

Cheating slightly: 10,000 Days by Tool (I just stop listening after Right in Two) No cheating: Space Cadet by Nigel Good

Cover art for 10,000 Days by Tool. Artwork by Alex Gray of a head in 3 different profiles in black and white with eyes in a bunch of places all over the head

Album artwork for Space Cadet by Nigel Good. An astronaut stands in a field at sunset as spaceships depart the planet he's on

Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jun 20

No idea who he's having this conversation with.

Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jun 20

Squidward saying "oh no, he's hot" but edited to say "oh no, it's hot!"

Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jun 14

As you can clearly see, I've been holding out for this one for quite some time.

Death at a claw machine meme

"Dick Cheney? Is Mitch McConnell even in this thing??"

Death at a claw machine meme

"Charlie Kirk? Is Mitch McConnell even in this thing??"

Death at a claw machine meme

"Joe Lieberman? Is Mitch McConnell even in this thing??"

Death at a claw machine meme

"Henry Kissinger? Is Mitch McConnell even in this thing??"

Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jun 12

Reposting with alt text. Except I can't do that as a quote post because the OP disabled quote posts. Robin Williams in World's Greatest Dad (2009)

Robin Williams sitting at a desk in front of a blackboard

"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is ending up with people who make you feel all alone."

Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jun 10

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Screenshot from Twitter

Posted image is a screenshot from an article. Quoted below.

"Last month, Leo mentioned to Mr. Lovera that his brother, John Prevost, still called the pontiff from Chicago for I.T. support.

"And Roberto says, John, I'm the pope,"" Mr. Lovera recalled.

"'Oh, sorry, pope,"" the pope's brother responded, according to Mr. Lovera. "My computer is broken.""

Caption in tweet: hahaha, brothers will always be brothers, even if one is the Pope of Rome

Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jun 8

Trans Derangement Syndrome (repost with alt text)

@SmashJT on X the everything app

"This is unnecessary and intentionally signaling Trans.
They know what they're doing.

Once you notice bisexual lighting being used, you can not unsee it. This is intentional.

I will not be gaslit."

It's a picture of Master Chief for Halo Campaign Evolved. There's a cloud that has sunset colors that he's circled. (The funniest part is that the sun is behind the clouds, so the rainbow effect is artistically accurate Rayleigh scattering)

Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jun 8

I do get reprimanding the cat though, I do that to this little bastard all the time, like when he knocks things off a shelf right in front of me or jumps up on the kitchen counter.

Some pictures of Mr. Biscuits, a white and orange cat, sitting on a table next to some plants. In this photo, he's looking to the right of the frame.

Some pictures of Mr. Biscuits, a white and orange cat, sitting on a table next to some plants. In this photo, he's looking to the lower left of the frame

Some pictures of Mr. Biscuits, a white and orange cat, sitting on a table next to some plants. In this photo, he's looking out the window past the plants.

Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jun 7

The DJ called out "alright, I need every table to decide who has the fastest car at their table." So in this one instance, I picked the exact wrong car for me.

A picture of my car, a (very dirty in this photo) Toyota GR Corolla hot hatch.

Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jun 7

Holy shit, this album artwork is BEAUTIFUL

$Album artwork for August Burns Red's new album Season of Surrender. It depicts a dusky sun right behind a tree that's all branches, in a nice gold-tan hue all the way across the image. The tips of the fractal tree branches form a perfect circle, which extends through a gap in the branches near the bottom of the tree to complete the circle with the roots. In the center of the image, within the heart of the tree and right in front of the sun, is ABR's "flame" logo. The corners of the image have swirling grass on the ground and flowy wisps of cloud or smoke in the sky.$

Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jun 7

Decided to leave my work party early because I was one of the people elected to go to the dance floor after dinner. If I'm going to be forced to dance, particularly with another person that I did not choose, I will choose to exit the venue.

DA SHARE ZONE meme, showing a skeleton in a sprint pose. Text:

JUST WALK OUT
you can leave!!!

work
social thing
movies
home
class
dentist
clothes shoppi
too fancy weed store
cops if your quick
friend ships

IF IT SUCKS... HIT DA BRICKS!!
real winners quit

Pale Centaur@palecentaur· Jun 2

It's a long road to go, but I'm definitely getting better at this.

Photo of a practice green at my local golf course. There's a handful of flag pins scattered across the green.

The target pin is the second one back dead ahead, for the record. I do have one orange ball that came up several feet short and to the right, but there's a ball just a foot or two behind the hole...

...and walking up to the hole itself, I have 2 balls right next to each other just 2 or 3 feet past the hole, and another one dropped right in.

Pale Centaur@palecentaur· May 29

Here's the thing: In the right context, I don't think this house would look terrible! It is a very pretty design, and it's well made and put together. It looks atrocious next to palm trees, crystal blue water and a suburban cut lawn. This house only works if it's surrounded by oak trees and marsh.