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✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jun 23

It’s only taken me a year BUT 😍

A factory Blythe doll with dark brown hair and grey eyes

The Blythe doll has been customized with new face paint, glasses, and hazel eye chips

The dolls eyes are closed and the eyelids have been painted green and gold to resemble an old leather bound book

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jan 4

Do you think they know each other biblically? #HeatedRivalry

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Dec 8

Okay but he’s so Scanlan Shorthalt coded.

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Dec 7

We’re OUT here nerds!! #TwentySidedTavern

A stage, the set design is modeled after a DM screen

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Nov 23

It says something that this and the Sol/Osha saber are the only two red ones I own. What’s sexier than the first Knights of Ren?? NOTHING. Also. It’s so big 😏

Poster holding Qimir’s red light sabers. Maybe she’s standing in her shower to fit them both in frame.

The Stranger (Qimir) Legacy Saber hilt from Disney

A certificate authenticating that the set is 606 of 3000

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Nov 21

I have finally reached PEAK athleticism where tutus are in fact mandatory 🙂‍↕️✨🦃🏃🏻‍♀️

The poster taking a mirror selfie. She is wearing an orange tutu, orange socks, orange heart-shaped sunglasses, and a red headband.

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Oct 25

My running work out viewing for today 😌✨

Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson running past the Washington monument

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Oct 23

Yall the Thjazi/Thimble smut already exists and we’re only going to be the better for it.

A blurb about a book called Tales from the Orc Chasm about a fairy riding an orc’s ding dong like Sandy on the Alaskan Bull Worm’s tongue

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Oct 19

I did a thing! 🏃🏻‍♀️‍➡️✨

A woman wearing large black sunglasses and a pink running vest holding up a 5k finisher medal

A woman posing in front of a mission-style archway

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Sep 29

Okay okay okay it’s the next day so I can post about it now, I got to interpret some pretty cool stuff this weekend y’all 🥰

Poster posing with Neil Newbon, who is posing like his character Astarion

Poster post with Theo Solomon, who has his arm around her and his head tilted against hers

A wide shot of a stage with the cast of Baldur’s Gate 3, and a sign language interpreter (the poster) standing to the left of the shot

Elizabeth Olsen and Paul Bettany on a screen in the background, with a sign language interpreter (the poster) in the foreground

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Sep 17

Nnnnnnyoom⚡️

A screenshot of a workout on the Apple fitness app. The poster ran a total of 1.91 miles at a 15:30/mile pace.

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Sep 16

✨b i t e✨

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Sep 10

Best shot of the night 😍 #OogieBoogieBash #ScarletWitch

A woman dressed the scarlet witch with a red magic orb photoshopped between her hands

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Sep 10

Agatha, to a woman who’s just wearing a red dress and minding her business: What are you supposed to be? A fake Wanda? A Fonda??? Me: *appears* Agatha: 😒 Oh

Poster dressed as the Scarlet Witch with Agatha Hark was making a face in the background

Poster dressed at the Scarlet Witch, gesturing magically at the camera

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Sep 4

The runDisney people may be onto something. ✨

Run Time: 30:42 minutes
Total Distance: 1.69 miles
Average Pace: 18 minutes per mile

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Aug 3

Showing some ass(es).

A woman in a swim suit with her leg hooked over the side of a pontoon, angling her backside towards the camera

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 25

😎 nice

A screenshot that reads “-6.9 lb since start”

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 24

Co-Star has clearly not heard of Jinu yet.

A screenshot of a horoscope that says “One idol can’t inspire everyone.

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 21

She has a single claw in the door jamb because she doesn’t want me to slide her out of the way to close it. (Also one dawg for free 😏😂)

A black cat laying in front of a screen door while the person taking the picture tries to nudge it out of the way with their foot

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 20

De Rolos Revenge Pasta for the meal prep this week 😌✨ Went with gnocchi instead of spaghetti because the farmers market, as always, calls for me.

A mix of gnocchi and ricotta in a PYREX bowl

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 16

The romantic arc in Iron Flame:

Art from an old school bodice ripper with the captions “Talk dirty to me.” “I’m healing my mind and body so I can show up for you with integrity, clarity, protection and love.”

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 11

Aight I tapped out at 2 (2.5? Walking pad and Apple Watch can’t agree) miles, but that’s twice (twice point five?) what I normally do daily, so I’ll take it 🥳

An Apple Watch with poster’s workout summary showing on the screen

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 11

Time to mmmmake our way to the Amber Reach. Thing I can keep it going til the break? 🥴 #CriticalRole

A wide shot of a walking pad facing a tv showing the title card for Critical Role’s “Age of Umbra”

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 10

Here, if anyone wants to read the brain blast I just had 😂

A screenshot of a text conversation where the OP lays out her theory about Violet from Fourth Wing

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 8

Hi hello I did a virtual 10K 🥳 #IRun4Movement #GirlsWillBeGirls5K10K

Poster wearing a tshirt, a race bib, and a medal sporting a drawing of five witches gathered in a circle and text that says “Girls Will Be Girls 5K 10K”

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 5

My city does a fundraiser where you can buy tickets to watch our fireworks from our historical cemetery. Living our best unlife.

OP laying on a picnic blanket making a silly face at the camera

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 1

Lafufu’d again. I have named her Pete Davidson.

A Soybean lafufu wearing a white knitted sweater and beanie

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jun 25

THR once again getting me in my feels on a perfectly decent morning. #TheHighRepublic

The back cover of a novel with a quote that reads “There is no losing, until there is nothing worth saving. Even when we feel most alone, there is always something to save. Trust in the Force.”

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jun 24

Blind box girlies sticking together

A Little Nessie, Labubu, and squishmallow sitting on a desk

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jun 24

So I ordered some yarn for this month’s #CritterKAL2025 and it FINALLY arrived. This month’s pattern is Veth inspired and just. The irony of the freebie stitch marker they sent me 😂