✨The Prismatic Bard✨

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✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jan 4

Do you think they know each other biblically? #HeatedRivalry

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Dec 8

Okay but he’s so Scanlan Shorthalt coded.

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Dec 7

We’re OUT here nerds!! #TwentySidedTavern

A stage, the set design is modeled after a DM screen

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Nov 23

It says something that this and the Sol/Osha saber are the only two red ones I own. What’s sexier than the first Knights of Ren?? NOTHING. Also. It’s so big 😏

Poster holding Qimir’s red light sabers. Maybe she’s standing in her shower to fit them both in frame.

The Stranger (Qimir) Legacy Saber hilt from Disney

A certificate authenticating that the set is 606 of 3000

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Nov 21

I have finally reached PEAK athleticism where tutus are in fact mandatory 🙂‍↕️✨🦃🏃🏻‍♀️

The poster taking a mirror selfie. She is wearing an orange tutu, orange socks, orange heart-shaped sunglasses, and a red headband.

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Oct 25

My running work out viewing for today 😌✨

Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson running past the Washington monument

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Oct 23

Yall the Thjazi/Thimble smut already exists and we’re only going to be the better for it.

A blurb about a book called Tales from the Orc Chasm about a fairy riding an orc’s ding dong like Sandy on the Alaskan Bull Worm’s tongue

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Oct 19

I did a thing! 🏃🏻‍♀️‍➡️✨

A woman wearing large black sunglasses and a pink running vest holding up a 5k finisher medal

A woman posing in front of a mission-style archway

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Sep 29

Okay okay okay it’s the next day so I can post about it now, I got to interpret some pretty cool stuff this weekend y’all 🥰

Poster posing with Neil Newbon, who is posing like his character Astarion

Poster post with Theo Solomon, who has his arm around her and his head tilted against hers

A wide shot of a stage with the cast of Baldur’s Gate 3, and a sign language interpreter (the poster) standing to the left of the shot

Elizabeth Olsen and Paul Bettany on a screen in the background, with a sign language interpreter (the poster) in the foreground

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Sep 17

Nnnnnnyoom⚡️

A screenshot of a workout on the Apple fitness app. The poster ran a total of 1.91 miles at a 15:30/mile pace.

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Sep 16

✨b i t e✨

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Sep 10

Best shot of the night 😍 #OogieBoogieBash #ScarletWitch

A woman dressed the scarlet witch with a red magic orb photoshopped between her hands

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Sep 10

Agatha, to a woman who’s just wearing a red dress and minding her business: What are you supposed to be? A fake Wanda? A Fonda??? Me: *appears* Agatha: 😒 Oh

Poster dressed as the Scarlet Witch with Agatha Hark was making a face in the background

Poster dressed at the Scarlet Witch, gesturing magically at the camera

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Sep 4

The runDisney people may be onto something. ✨

Run Time: 30:42 minutes
Total Distance: 1.69 miles
Average Pace: 18 minutes per mile

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Aug 3

Showing some ass(es).

A woman in a swim suit with her leg hooked over the side of a pontoon, angling her backside towards the camera

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 25

😎 nice

A screenshot that reads “-6.9 lb since start”

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 24

Co-Star has clearly not heard of Jinu yet.

A screenshot of a horoscope that says “One idol can’t inspire everyone.

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 21

She has a single claw in the door jamb because she doesn’t want me to slide her out of the way to close it. (Also one dawg for free 😏😂)

A black cat laying in front of a screen door while the person taking the picture tries to nudge it out of the way with their foot

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 20

De Rolos Revenge Pasta for the meal prep this week 😌✨ Went with gnocchi instead of spaghetti because the farmers market, as always, calls for me.

A mix of gnocchi and ricotta in a PYREX bowl

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 16

The romantic arc in Iron Flame:

Art from an old school bodice ripper with the captions “Talk dirty to me.” “I’m healing my mind and body so I can show up for you with integrity, clarity, protection and love.”

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 11

Aight I tapped out at 2 (2.5? Walking pad and Apple Watch can’t agree) miles, but that’s twice (twice point five?) what I normally do daily, so I’ll take it 🥳

An Apple Watch with poster’s workout summary showing on the screen

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 11

Time to mmmmake our way to the Amber Reach. Thing I can keep it going til the break? 🥴 #CriticalRole

A wide shot of a walking pad facing a tv showing the title card for Critical Role’s “Age of Umbra”

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 10

Here, if anyone wants to read the brain blast I just had 😂

A screenshot of a text conversation where the OP lays out her theory about Violet from Fourth Wing

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 8

Hi hello I did a virtual 10K 🥳 #IRun4Movement #GirlsWillBeGirls5K10K

Poster wearing a tshirt, a race bib, and a medal sporting a drawing of five witches gathered in a circle and text that says “Girls Will Be Girls 5K 10K”

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 5

My city does a fundraiser where you can buy tickets to watch our fireworks from our historical cemetery. Living our best unlife.

OP laying on a picnic blanket making a silly face at the camera

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jul 1

Lafufu’d again. I have named her Pete Davidson.

A Soybean lafufu wearing a white knitted sweater and beanie

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jun 25

THR once again getting me in my feels on a perfectly decent morning. #TheHighRepublic

The back cover of a novel with a quote that reads “There is no losing, until there is nothing worth saving. Even when we feel most alone, there is always something to save. Trust in the Force.”

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jun 24

Blind box girlies sticking together

A Little Nessie, Labubu, and squishmallow sitting on a desk

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jun 24

So I ordered some yarn for this month’s #CritterKAL2025 and it FINALLY arrived. This month’s pattern is Veth inspired and just. The irony of the freebie stitch marker they sent me 😂

A stamped brass stitch marker that says “dreaming of the sea”

✨The Prismatic Bard✨@prismaticbard· Jun 13

Throwing this Caillou looking ass into the world to be shamed 😂