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Proper Dave@properdave· 20d

weird AI music: (person frowning & grimacing)

Weird Al music: (person looking thoughtfully approving. With Weird Al's hair, glasses, moustache, Hawaiian shirt, and accordion Photoshopped in)

Proper Dave@properdave· 20d

This is a really fun series. One's an assassin, the other's her best friend who didn't know... Action, intrigue, humour, drama. And two kickass women.

Promotional photo for Prime series "Ride or Die".
Hannah Waddingham & Octavia Spencer are in a red muscle car, driving on a mountainside road, towards the viewer.
The hood & windscreen are peppered with bullet holes.
Olivia is driving.
Hannah sits in the passenger seat, looking over her sunglasses, and holding a pistol.
Both are smirking at the viewer.

Proper Dave@properdave· 21d

Nonce may refer to:

Cryptographic nonce, a number or bit string used only once, in security engineering
Nonce word, a word used to meet a need that is not expected to recur
The Nonce, American rap duo
Nonce orders, an architectural term
Nonce, a slang term chiefly used in Britain for alleged or convicted sex offenders, especially ones involving children

Proper Dave@properdave· 24d

Edit of the Dune "Pain Box" scene.
In 4 frames.

1. Paul: What's in the box?
2. Gaius: Popcorn.
3. (Paul puts hand in box)
4. (Paul looks like he's putting popcorn into his open mouth)

Proper Dave@properdave· Jul 10

We planted a couple of aeoniums in the front garden. Now they're cloning themselves all over. (Easily removed, so not a problem if they end up anywhere we don't want)

Photo of purple aeonium arboreum plants, with other green plants in the background.
These ones are in pots. Mine are in the garden, and spread themselves all over the place.

Proper Dave@properdave· Jun 25

IMAGINE FIGHTING
FOR A CAUSE

THAT SHARES ITS
BELIEFS ABOUT
GENDER
WITH THE NAZIS

SIT WITH THAT FOR A MINUTE.

Proper Dave@properdave· Jun 23

Parody of Bob the Builder.

Picture of Bob with caption in a circle around him:

Can we fix it?
No. It's fucked!

Proper Dave@properdave· Jun 22

The Paradox Of Tolerance
By philosopher Karl Popper

Should a tolerant society tolerate intolerance? The answer is NO.

It's a paradox, but unlimited tolerance can lead to the extinction of tolerance.

When we extend tolerance to those who are openly intolerant... The tolerant ones end up being destroyed. And tolerance with them.

Any movement that preaches intolerance and persecution must be outside of the law. As paradoxical as it may seem, defending tolerance... Requires to not tolerate the intolerant.

The Paradox of Tolerance disappears if you look at tolerance, not as a moral standard, but as a social contract.

If someone does not abide by the terms of the contract, then they are not covered by it.

In other words: The intolerant are not following the rules of the social contract of mutual tolerance.

Since they have broken the terms of the contract, they are no longer covered by the contract, and their intolerance should NOT be tolerated.

Captain America punches Red Skull, who is wearing a swastika on his shirt.

Red Skull says "so much for the tolerant left"

Photo of Jadzia and Kira from Star Trek Deep Space 9, smiling at someone out of frame.

Caption says "we're not the tolerant left, we're the fuck around and find out left"

Proper Dave@properdave· Jun 4

Black OR white? Here you go...

Proper Dave@properdave· May 26

This reminds me of Pugmire somehow

Promotional art from Pugmire TTRPG.
A humanoid dog in priest's robes stands in a doorway, arms raised, with sunlight shining from behind them.
Tagline at the top says "Be a GOOD dog!"
Title at the bottom says "Pugmire"

The Code of Man
1. Be A Good Dog.
2. Obey The Master.
3. Bite Only Those Who Endanger You.
4. Protect Your Home.
5. Be Loyal To Those That Are True.
6. Protect All From The Unseen.
7. Fetch What Has Been Left Behind.

Proper Dave@properdave· May 5

We were visited by Mothra tonight 👀

Photo of a large moth sitting on a concrete path, with a brick wall in the background.
The moth is roughly as long as the height of a brick.

Proper Dave@properdave· Mar 30

Every 10th tweet? Wow, she's mellowed... Maybe she took Musk's advice 🤔

Screenshot from Twitter.

JKR posts some transphobic bullshit, as usual.

Musk replies, "While I heartily agree with your points regarding sex/gender, may I suggest also posting interesting and positive content on other matters?"

Proper Dave@properdave· Mar 30

(Image: Heart in trans flag colours)

Real people
are more important than
imaginary wizards
and those who write them

Proper Dave@properdave· Mar 29

If you see this, post a concert photo you took

Proper Dave@properdave· Feb 19

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Feb 18th 2026 (Tricky), in 05:38 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

Feb 18th 2026 (Tricky)
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Solved in 05:38
You're faster than 50% of all solvers!
Only 43% others had a perfect solve.

Proper Dave@properdave· Feb 16

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Feb 15th 2026 (Evil), in less than 14 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

Feb 15th 2026 (Evil)
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Solved in less than 14 minutes
You're faster than 50% of all solvers!
Only 24% others had a perfect solve.

Proper Dave@properdave· Jan 21

I saw this in the magic items list on DnDBeyond.com, and couldn't help it... #DnD #DnDBeyond

Phone screenshot of D&D Beyond, with caption added.

Added caption: What does a Crusader wear under his armor?

Screenshot of magic item list: Crusader's Shorts...

Proper Dave@properdave· Jan 2

A smiling cartoon dragon, with the caption:

No "New Year, New Me"
I plan on just getting weirder

Proper Dave@properdave· Jan 2

I feel so called out, Thor! 😅 I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Jan 1st 2026 (Tricky), in less than 12 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

A card from Clues by Sam:

"Thor
painter

This year I won't mix up rows and columns!"

Proper Dave@properdave· Dec 19

In a similar way that Tolkien responded to the Nazis asking if he was Jewish?

Source: The Letters of J. R. R. Tolkien; Image: Tolkien in 1955, via; Thanks to William Vodrey.)

25 July 1938 20 Northmoor Road, Oxford

Dear Sirs,

Thank you for your letter. I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-Iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects.

FOLLOWING SENTENCE IS HIGHLIGHTED:
But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people.

My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject - which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.

Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearing whatsoever on the merits of my work or its sustainability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.

I trust you will find this reply satisfactory, and remain yours faithfully,

J. R. R. Tolkien

Proper Dave@properdave· Dec 15

"Well there's your problem..." @handles.club

Screenshot of seeks.quest website.

"This is an expired domain at Porkbun. If this is your domain you can renew it by logging into your account."

Proper Dave@properdave· Dec 4

"Simple grid" is a bit too simple. Need to consider population. Rural > suburban > urban. But yes, simple shapes. Use roads or logical borders. See how 🇦🇺 does it. Step 1 - politically neutral Electoral Commission sets boundaries & runs elections. Maps below: state, urban surrounds, urban.

Electoral region map for the Australian state of Victoria
(with 2022 federal election results)

Electoral region map for the "Melbourne surrounds"
(with 2022 federal election results)

Electoral region map for the Melbourne urban area
(with 2022 federal election results)

Proper Dave@properdave· Dec 4

So, like the old salon hairdryers, but for washing instead of drying?

A woman sitting in a chair, reading a magazine, with a hairdryer dome over her head.

Proper Dave@properdave· Nov 21

I don't know if you're able to get it there, but Bundaberg ginger beer is fantastic! They also have a Spiced Ginger Beer that's only available around Christmastime (so, now). Which I like... but probably not as much as the regular one.