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"When in the course of human events" is right now. He/Him Fall River, MA Eighth Runner-Up: 2025 School Committee

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Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· 5d

Photo of an old worn children's book with a full color illustrated cover. The italic title reads "Dont be afraid Pussy" and shows 3 victorian children holding up a papered hoop that a black cat is jumping through a paper hoop.

The second part of the title that has been added electronically reads, "You don't have to hide in that food service cart."

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· 10d

We congratulate Dr. Abdul El-Sayed’s primary victory. Winning the primary is step one and earning the full Democratic coalition in November will take deliberate, meaningful work.

To build the broad coalition needed to win the general election, Dr. El-Sayed must address the harm caused during this campaign. While debating campaign finance and political spending is a
standard part of Democratic primaries, repeatedly singling out organized Jewish political participation as a proxy for special interest corruption crossed an alarming line. For many in our community, this framing functioned as a dog whistle that demonized mainstream Jewish civic
engagement.

Healing requires accountability and constructive dialogue. If Dr. El-Sayed seeks to represent our entire state in the United States Senate, his campaign must commit to engaging directly with Michigan’s Jewish community demonstrating a genuine commitment to engage with our community on its own terms, respecting the deep connection many Michigan Jews have to Israel,
rejecting rhetoric that demonizes the Jewish civic identity, and seeking common ground on life issues that concern all Michiganders.

TO CONCERNED JEWISH DEMOCRATS ACROSS MICHIGAN:
We hear your frustration, anxiety, and deep disappointment. Many of you feel that the nominee’s foreign policy record and campaign rhetoric do not represent the values of the consensus majority of Michigan Jewry.

We want to be clear: Your place in the Democratic coalition is indispensable. Disagreeing with the top of the ticket on foreign policy does not mean walking away from our values, our down-ballot champions, or our seat at the table. The path forward is not retreat — it is an active,
uncompromising presence.

Our caucus will serve as your steadfast advocate, your seat at the table and your voice within the party.

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Jul 15

I don't want to shit all over LinkedIn Horiscopes or anything, but shouldn't this many "surprising answers" be a hint that your results on me are trash?

How aligned are you to your DISC® style?

During the assessment, people tend to answer questions in a way that is expected for their styles, but sometimes people answer in ways that are, well, unexpected.

This is a summary of your most surprising answers to give you an idea of how aligned you are to your DiSC style.

You AGREED with the following statements. Others with your style tend to disagree with these statements.

• I am very warm-hearted

• In groups, I go out of my way to make sure everyone is comfortable

• I am quick to compliment people

• I am a very empathetic person

• I am always happy to listen to people's problems

• I am very understanding of people's problems

• People think of me as a really good listener

• I am accommodating

• I am very considerate of other people's feelings

• I go out of my way to make sure that I don't hurt anyone's feelings

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Jun 24

Michael Bolton quote from the movie "Office Space."

No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Jun 19

Damn. They are on to me.

RANDY DUDEK
American Rock Songwriter

Mistral 3.2 says: American musician and songwriter known for his work in rock and alternative genres.

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Jun 11

NO MORE HOME RUN PYRO

Due to too many Tigers hone runs,
We have unfortunately run out
Of fireworks for the night.

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Jun 7

Me, walking around Toronto in a VGK hat:

How do you do, fellow Leaf fans?

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Jun 5

WHAT'S GOING ON?

( ) It's annoying or not interesting
(X) I'm in this photo and I don't like it
( ) I think it shouldn't be on Facebook
( ) It's spam

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Jun 5

I am nothing but predictable.

Basic 167/197
ZIGZAGOON. HP 70 (NORMAL TYPE)

picture on the card is a Racooon-looking little guy running down to the right. I would trade all three of my real-world cats for this cutie. (Illustrated by Kogemoru Himeno)

(One colorless) Headbutt Bounce - 10 Damage

(Two colorless) Claw Stash - 20 Damage

Weakness: Fighting X 2
Resistance: None
Retreat: 1 Colorless

A Pokémon with abundant curiosity. It shows an interest in everything, so it always zigzags.

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· May 26

Roll that beautiful bean footage.

Walmart shopping cart containing two cans of Bush's Dill Pickle Flavored (allegedly) baked beans and one can of Bush's Apple Pie Flavored (allegedly) baked beans.

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· May 20

Judges?? Quote with a fictional band that's not Spin̈al Tap.

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· May 20

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

Bush's Best
That Beautiful Bean Co.

Order BB-{Redacted}

Thank you for your purchase!

We're getting your order ready to be shipped. We will notify you when it has been sent. Because pickup times can vary, there may be a 1-2 day lag between when you receive tracking information and the package moves.

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· May 3

@guster.bsky.social @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social

Phineas and Ferb/Dr. Doofernschmitz meme:

Panel 1: If I had a nickel for everything a Boston team got eliminated from the playoffs while I was watching Guster at the Uptown Theater in Providence, I would have two nickels.

Panel 2: Which isn't a lot, but it's awesome that its happened twice.

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Apr 29

That just means he's saving energy to let in the softest goal imaginable.

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Apr 25

I have finally figured out why the mayor's detractors use the phrase "former assistant principal" as an attempted slur.

An image of Fall River City Council President Cliff Ponte taken from his own Facebook page.

In the picture, Ponte is wearing a suit with a red tie. The suit has a white boutonnière and his arms are crossed in front of him.

Hard to read yellow text on the image states: "If integrity came with a popularity pole (sic), I'd still choose the same answer; the right thing every time"

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Apr 19

JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE! I just want to put $15 on Pump 126!

A crowd of people wanders around the Buc-ee's gas station in northern Virgina.

This is my third visit to one of these, so I was mentally prepared this go-around.

Gas was "only" $53. We spend more than that inside.

If you haven't been, it's worth going a little bit out of your way.

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Apr 16

Protest sign with black marker on a yellow background:

Our expectations for you were low, but HOLY FUCK

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Apr 11

Then what happened?

Red Wings captain Dylan Larkin partying with FBI Director Patrl after winning the gold medal

At the time of this photo, the Red Wings were comfortably in a playoff spot.

Tonight, the Red Wings were mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Apr 1

Well, this was lunch today, so hangin' in there. (Note: stock picture does not represent my literal sandwich.)

Fall River Chow Mein Sandwich.

Gravy, onions, celery served with crispy rice noodles and served on a white hamburger bun for some reason.

Accept no substitute. Especially not a Chop Suey sandwich from Salem.

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Mar 31

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Mar 30

"You want a loan? They're all 445 credit scores down here."

Email with the subject line of "Randy, new dark web alert from CreditWise"

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Mar 29

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.

Oakland University guard Pierre Dukes launches a game-winning three pointer over Ken Tutt of Oral Roberts University to send OU to their first ever D1 NCAA Basketball Tournament appearance.

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Mar 21

Bye, @warren.senate.gov @elizabeth-warren.bsky.social. May you be primaried by someone who is willing to deliver on the promises you've been making for so many years.

Warren for Senate

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Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Mar 20

In the reddit thread, there is a deleted comment from 6 years ago that was also anonymitized and deleted. Comments from under the post, all from 4mo ago, are calling the original poster as Platner. It's not proof positive, but the circumstances seem legit.

WHY DID YOU ENLIST IN THE MARINE CORPS?

[deleted] 6y • Edited

(Gibberish text:) Abundant summer makeshift distinct air pet aromatic rob sand vegetable

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Mar 15

There are a trillion other reasons this guy should not be a serious Democratic candidate for ANYTHING, but the fact that he just got burned by Ted Cruz should scare even the bluest of myopic Blue-No-Matter-Wholigans.

"The former Marine tweeted about his opposition to the conflict in Iran last month, mentioning his dead fellow service members, and Cruz responded on Twitter: "Were your friends Germans wearing Nazi tattoos like you?"

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Mar 13

"This is something a quarterback can do." - also Dan Orlovsky

Dan Orlovsky, "playing" "quarterback" for the Detroit Lions of the "NFL."

He has clearly run about three feet out of the back of the end zone, but still thinks he will be allowed to complete a pass.

The referee is signing for a safety. Because everybody in the stadium, except for Orlovsky, knows you can't just run out the back of your own end zone with the ball.

You can clearly see that number 69 for the Minnesota Vikings is laughing at just how bad Orlovsky is at understanding football, even though he's wearing a face mask.

Why does anybody care what Dan Orlovsky thinks about football?

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Mar 12

My "The Fall River School Committee doesn't waste everybody's time by asking intentionally ignorant questions" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

"I respectfully disagree with the premise of this," said (Fall River Massachusetts) School Committee member Collin Dias.

Dias asked Curtin where the Department of Elementary and Secondsry Education's offices were, and whether he used a state-funded vehicle or his own car to attend meetings in Fall River, and whether he was being reimbursed for mileage.

Curtin seemed puzzled and said, "I'm not sure how this is germane to the letter."

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Mar 11

*skeet

Man at a whiteboard with a black pen:

The best time to delete this tweet (sic) was immediately after sending it, the second best time is now.

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Feb 19

Jonathan Groff as King George in Hamilton singing:

"I wasn't aware that was something a person could do."

Groff is wearing a red crown with gold and encrusted with jewels, a period appropriate white blouse and a red regal coat.

Randy Is (Too) Online@randyis· Feb 10

Don't believe @bencollins.bsky.social. Massachusetts has only one Chinese Food Sandwich. The Fall River Chow Mein Sandwich.