Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖

@salamandapanda

six gender 🎶 sourdough 🧷 "Hayduke Lives" ☕ winter spirit ♓

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Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· 17d

GOP are a bunch fucking muppets

Big Bird as Dr. Manhattan saying, "I am tired of this street. These children."

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· 17d

A wrapper at the front door of my building got me to sing to it: "I'm looking Callifornia, and feeling Minnesota"

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· 22d

Welp, I know how I'm celebrating (substitutes Twinkie weiner sandwich for an IPA) 📺🍻

A hand hoists a frothy glass of beer with a mango design on its side in front of a TV displaying the title card of the UHF movie.

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· 24d

Out wandering Salt Lake Cemetery. I got to introduce myself to my great grandparents, who died 28 years before I was born. He was from Liverpool; she, Bavaria. And I saw an amazing headstone of an angel doggo.

And old road with crumbling shoulders winds past some tall trees, with headstones beyond.

A person named Caelan has a sleeping dog with wings carved in stone marking their final resting place.

An avenue that curves to the left, with headstones and a streetlight in the foreground and the Salt Lake Valley in the background.

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· Jul 11

I quit my job and have been recouping. Enjoyed some coffee next to a creek. Don't know what's coming, trying to trust the feet that carried me through what's behind.

A winding hiking trail in the foothills, framed by some scrub oak in the foreground.

A hand holds a to-go cup of coffee from Java Jo's in front of the banks of a creek.

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· Jul 11

A screenshot of a NWS announcement of record-breaking heat along the Wasatch front over the weekend

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· Jul 3

Post a random picture or everything else will go bad in July.

A pallet full of neatly organized, empty aluminum cans with a Post-It note attached to it announcing, "Off color." Which is a bit much, I found the cans' sense of humor a bit cheeky, but not bawdy or morbid, so I don't understand why the tiny paper warning is there.

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· Jun 21

So the mountains and I are outside smoking

Looking east along the Wasatch front, multiple fires have broken out above a few neighborhoods. The U on the hill for the University of Utah is visible but trees in the foreground block most of the city's buildings. Salt Lake had a dry winter and a hot spring: it's a tinderbox. You could do long division and start a wildfire by thinking too hard.

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· May 10

post your warning sign

A couple of workers moving a sign that spells out, "damaged" into the back of a truck.

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· May 2

If you see this, post a concert photo you took

Baby Metal on a stage with risers lit up in black and pink LEDs

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· May 1

Went up Memory Grove for May Day

A creek in a park to help calm the nerves (or provide drinking water to a city, both things can be true).

Looking down river along the bank of City Creek (Utah)

A middle-aged woman standing along a stone embankment with a person walking their dog in the background, on the other side of the creek.

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· Apr 12

Didn't find who I was looking for in SLC Cemetery, but I did see some deer. Urban wildlife, baby

Two Mule deer graze amidst the gravestone in Salt Lake City Cemetery.

An avenue in disrepair leading to a small building. On the sides of the road, some Mule deer graze. The avenue is lined with trees and there are some headstones visible in the background.

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· Mar 26

Frodo asks Sam, "What are we holding on to, Sam?" Sam replies, "It's called a Molotov cocktail and you're gonna want to throw it, fast."

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· Mar 9

I saw three rivers today (Colorado, Green and Price) during a minor water trine (Jupiter in Cancer, moon in Scorpio and sun, Mercury and Mars in Pisces), which happens to be my birthday! 🎂✨️🏞

A concrete railroad bridge spans the Colorado River.

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· Feb 17

It's good to see them thar hills with a bit of a sprinkling ❄️ #canyonofbeigestucco

Looking east along a street from North Salt Lake towards the Utah Capitol and the Wasatch mountains behind it. The street is dry while the mountains show the faintest hint of snow.

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· Jan 25

Utah "caught" the cold, but not the snow. Stay safe in the storms, everybody 🌨

An outdoor photo of City Creek Canyon in Salt Lake City, UT. A paved road in front of a rocky outcrop and hills under a blue sky. A bit of snow next to the road can be seen, but the hills in the background are not covered in snow.

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· Jan 19

Thank you, @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social! One of your Vampurr plushies made it to Utah, USA and brings me great delight! He guards my bed and never says anything if I have garlic breath when I join him there.

The back side of a plush stuffed animal that reveals its cape and embroidered toe beans.

The front of the Vampurr plush stuffed kitty, which sits on a bed, and has fangs and a cape, in the style of @poorlycatdraw.

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· Jan 14

One chants out between two worlds, FIRE WALK WITH ME (I'm so excited to see this on a big screen) @saltlakefilmsoc.bsky.social

A middle-aged lady stands in front of a marquee that says, "10 days of David Lynch" wearing a face mask.

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· Jan 9

They look like rocks but taste like buttery nostalgia. I've been enjoying baking biscuits with sour cream, rather than buttermilk, the fluffy interior makes up for the calorie count (don't ask)

Sour cream sourdough biscuits on a cooking sheet. They have molasses, cayenne pepper and smoked paprika in them. Kind of like a savory scone, very good for mopping up sauce or gravy.

The cross section of a sourdough sour cream biscuit. They are crumbly and disorganized, savory and chewy in the mouth. Three kinds of dairy products in the recipe, rich and flavorful to the tongue.

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· Jan 8

Greeting of comfort and carbs from Chez Mochasaurus:

A close up of a biscut on a baking sheet. It is a lumpy, floury, misshapen pile of sourdough and sour cream deliciousness awaiting the oven.

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· Jan 7

I guess PBS really IS punk, now.

Mochasaurus Rex☕🦖@salamandapanda· Jan 1

I managed to spend New Year's in the next valley over from home with some good friends. I also managed to find some coffee, lock myself out before anyone else was up and let myself back in through the garage. 2026 is off (way off!) and running 🎉☕️😂