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Sara Cate 🍄 She/Her 🌲Portland, OR ☔️ A soft and rotten creature with internet access and ADHD 🐌 writer and poet (derogatory)✨ACAB 🐈 all my homies hate fascists, capitalism, and AI ✌🏻Buy my digital zine:

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SC 🍄@saracate· 10d

Perfect 2010’s indie-twee band name discovered

Screenshot of an article with Korean Knee Society highlighted in blue. The rest of the article says “cycle influences your joint health empowers you to protect your knees, stav active. and improve y

Korean Knee Society. (2012).
Guidelines for the management of postoperative pain after total knee arthroplasty. Knee Surgery and Related Research, 24(4), 201-207. https://doi.org/10.5792/ksrr.2012.24.4”

SC 🍄@saracate· 22d

A blurry photo of a cat yawning, his eyes all scrunched up, with a hundred blurry heart and rainbow emojis framing his face. It’s like he’s screaming with joy

SC 🍄@saracate· 28d

The guy with a knife meme but over the knife guy it says ‘the blueberries in my fridge’ and the scared guy says ‘me’

SC 🍄@saracate· Jul 8

Portland has a lot of food trucks and I’ve been seeing more and more with fully AI menus 😔😔😔

Image of a food truck menu with Indian food that is fully AI generated and it looks unsettling and icky

SC 🍄@saracate· Jul 2

My husband and I are mentioned in The Oregonian today so we wanted to buy a few copies. It’s probably a bad sign that searching ‘newsstand’ in a metro area of 600k only brings up three results, one of which is a boarded up drug nest and the other two which do not in fact sell newspapers

Screenshot of google maps locations called Tower Sundry & News which is permanently closed. If you know downtown you know this building looks way worse than that IRL

SC 🍄@saracate· Jun 10

Wandered into a religious thrift store and I’m gonna need someone to explain to me what this means

A plastic file case with a gold sticker that says ‘Sermons in Chemistry’ in red and ‘Pastor’s Unit’ in black below that

SC 🍄@saracate· Jun 7

Damn, British cooking really is something

SC 🍄@saracate· Jun 1

Screenshot from The Simpsons of Disco Stu smiling and pointing at a graph that says ‘DISCO RECORD SALES’ where the bottom axis os the years 73-76 and the red line is curving all the way up

SC 🍄@saracate· May 28

Slowly we will build a full brass section of just guys outside annoying women with their instruments

A white man in a black tank top and black sweatpants and ponytail playing a saxophone while walking down a suburban street in NW Portland. A woman in a purple shirt and pink pants walks in front of him

Meme of that kid playing a trumpet while walking behind a girl who is covering both her ears

SC 🍄@saracate· May 16

If you ever need a quick dopamine hit just browse the little guys on the Jellycat site, it never fails. This fellow had my coworker and I squealing with delight.

Screenshot of the Jellycat website with a plush peanut sitting there looking so cute with his brown little feet and smile

SC 🍄@saracate· May 8

Surprised my partner with a stay at a yurt because of a stupid longstanding joke we have but joke’s on me, it rules and I love it

Inside shot of a yurt with vintage furniture and rugs inside, and light shining down from the circular window in the center of the roof. There is beautiful traditionally painted patterns in blue and yellow and green and pink in the door

Outside of the yurt, the painted door is blue and yellow and white with trees behind the round structure

Me and husband posing for a selfie during golden hour with a wooden structure seen behind us. I forgot to put on makeup today whoops

A view of the window section at the top of the yurt, with the trees visible through the glass and the blue painted wooden supports visible on one side

SC 🍄@saracate· Apr 29

I’m a NIMBY but just for this shit

Poster of Portland that says ‘New City Alert: Portland’ and has a picture of a Waymo car and says underneath ‘The Waymo Team April 28, 2026’

SC 🍄@saracate· Apr 16

Me pretending to be nonplussed reading the letter the state sent me about how they’re vacuuming up my entire $1600 tax refund to pay my tax debt I never finished paying off, meanwhile I have to live off $200 until payday next week

SC 🍄@saracate· Mar 24

Image of a white cat very close to the camera, he looks like he’s smiling, his little teethies visible in his slightly open mouth and his dark wet eyes narrowed

SC 🍄@saracate· Feb 28

Take a moment to look at my cat sitting weird, for your mental health. You’re alive and there are always more cats to see, remember that.

Brownish grayish mackerel tabby looking at the camera and sitting in a blue Eames reproduction chair with his front paw crossed over his outstretched back leg and his other front paw tucked underneath like a loaf. It’s weird. He’s weird

SC 🍄@saracate· Feb 25

How it feels having to poop at work with no bidet

That sad cartoon ant carrying the bindle stick with a blue sack on the end

SC 🍄@saracate· Feb 22

Husband playing Cyberpunk for the first time

Screenshot of text message:

Husband
I got Spotify to play in the background so l get to listen to electroswing while playing
Cyberpunk and it works so well, it's cool

Image of cyberpunk game he sent me:
[selection screen]
“That was… too much.
Could’ve warned me
Judy: Slow, deep breaths. Your cotisol and adrenaline spilked, but the soft activated your hormone blockers. You’re ollive and well.”

Husband:
Oh NO!!!
Can't believe I spiked my cortisol

Me:
LOL
you got cybermogged while you were punkmaxxing

SC 🍄@saracate· Feb 19

Every day I wake up and have to blow my nose 17 times in a row

Adam Driver in Marriage Story punching a wall and then crying

SC 🍄@saracate· Jan 18

A vintage Fisher Price tape recorder with big colorful chunky buttons and the microphone on the yellow coord

SC 🍄@saracate· Jan 14

My mom would always grab one of these and rip it open at the grocery to chew while she was still shopping, it always embarrassed the hell out of me when she put the empty bag on the conveyor to pay for it. The packaging is incredible tho

A picture of a Chiclets Tiny Size papery gum package, which is bright yellow with colorful confetti squares in the background, with a big silly colorful font of pink, red, green and orange.

SC 🍄@saracate· Jan 14

Very nice lunch break stroll today. Found an old National Lampoon in a little free library AND a very sweet cat came to hang with me for a bit.

A fluffy white and ginger cat is approaching me from across a lawn strewn with dried leaves. My finger is extended ready to be bonked

Fluffy white and ginger cat on the sidewalk with a 1982 December issue of National Lampoon also on the ground next to him

Me petting the fluffy white and ginger cat, my maroon sweater tights are visible in the frame as well as my hand

Fluffy cute white and ginger cat sitting cutely on the sidewalk

SC 🍄@saracate· Jan 10

I really do love watching dogshit movies but this one is truly testing my fortitude. Each scene is like a new level of Dante’s inferno

The movie poster for “The Boyfriend School” from 1990, with Steve Guttenberg with an awful Dog the Bounty Hunter mullet in biker leather with a motorcycle and a lady in a pink dress literally hanging off his leg. Shelley Long is also there looking worried

SC 🍄@saracate· Jan 7

Figured doing one small thing right now would help me feel less helpless

Phone screenshot that says the following;
Your one-time contribution is processing!
Sara, thank you for your contribution to Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition (PIRC)!
Order #AB377620841
$11.00
One-Time Contribution
View Receipt

SC 🍄@saracate· Jan 7

If you need a moment of respite here is my cat being fat and gay and happy last night after playing with his rainbow catnip toy

Big brownish tabby cat with a white belly and legs stretched out on his back like a fat seal, he has a smile on his face and looks happier than any of us has ever been. There is a rainbow catnip toy near his head, the source of bliss

SC 🍄@saracate· Jan 2

I had to redownload Zoom for a doctor’s appointment and lmao, okay, you’re really going with this description of your service, huh? No, nothing, don’t worry about it

Screenshot of the Zoom app in the Apple app store with the tagline ‘AI-first collaboration’

SC 🍄@saracate· Jan 2

“I wonder what this means”

Image of Garfield the cartoon cat smiling while behind him is a poster of him with a big red crossed out circle over it

SC 🍄@saracate· Dec 8

Everything else aside, this is such a crazy photo to use. Really unflattering all around. She looks like Gonzo when he’s strung up by pirates being stretched in two directions.

A zoom in from the back of the Harmony cereal box of a woman standing in front of the ocean who is being swallowed by her own turtleneck sweater. She is looking skyward and her arms are both up but she just looks like a handmade tube sock dog toy.

SC 🍄@saracate· Nov 25

Image of Batman looking at the bat symbol projected up into a dark blue sky but it’s Luigi Mangione’s head inside the circle of light instead

SC 🍄@saracate· Nov 9

Text in the Zohran Mamdani campaign style of blue background yellow words and red drop shadow but it says PRINGIES FOR THE ROOM

SC 🍄@saracate· Oct 29

Thank you, Charlie Chaplin film for the unexpected but much appreciated new reaction image