Perfect 2010’s indie-twee band name discovered

Portland has a lot of food trucks and I’ve been seeing more and more with fully AI menus 😔😔😔

My husband and I are mentioned in The Oregonian today so we wanted to buy a few copies. It’s probably a bad sign that searching ‘newsstand’ in a metro area of 600k only brings up three results, one of which is a boarded up drug nest and the other two which do not in fact sell newspapers

Wandered into a religious thrift store and I’m gonna need someone to explain to me what this means

Damn, British cooking really is something

Slowly we will build a full brass section of just guys outside annoying women with their instruments

If you ever need a quick dopamine hit just browse the little guys on the Jellycat site, it never fails. This fellow had my coworker and I squealing with delight.

Surprised my partner with a stay at a yurt because of a stupid longstanding joke we have but joke’s on me, it rules and I love it

I’m a NIMBY but just for this shit

Me pretending to be nonplussed reading the letter the state sent me about how they’re vacuuming up my entire $1600 tax refund to pay my tax debt I never finished paying off, meanwhile I have to live off $200 until payday next week

Take a moment to look at my cat sitting weird, for your mental health. You’re alive and there are always more cats to see, remember that.

How it feels having to poop at work with no bidet

Husband playing Cyberpunk for the first time

Every day I wake up and have to blow my nose 17 times in a row

My mom would always grab one of these and rip it open at the grocery to chew while she was still shopping, it always embarrassed the hell out of me when she put the empty bag on the conveyor to pay for it. The packaging is incredible tho

Very nice lunch break stroll today. Found an old National Lampoon in a little free library AND a very sweet cat came to hang with me for a bit.

I really do love watching dogshit movies but this one is truly testing my fortitude. Each scene is like a new level of Dante’s inferno

Figured doing one small thing right now would help me feel less helpless

If you need a moment of respite here is my cat being fat and gay and happy last night after playing with his rainbow catnip toy

I had to redownload Zoom for a doctor’s appointment and lmao, okay, you’re really going with this description of your service, huh? No, nothing, don’t worry about it

“I wonder what this means”

Everything else aside, this is such a crazy photo to use. Really unflattering all around. She looks like Gonzo when he’s strung up by pirates being stretched in two directions.

Thank you, Charlie Chaplin film for the unexpected but much appreciated new reaction image