Seph Hallow

@sephhallow

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Seph Hallow@sephhallow· 12d

Confused backstage at an "interpretive tango" event.

Seph, a non-binary white person, takes a selfie in a bathroom mirror. Their face is scrunched up in confusion. Their black sweatshirt says "A little ray of pitch black" in black text; the tiles of the bathroom and the frame on the oval mirror are also black.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· Jun 27

FIG! Alex really captured here in today's Wazzocks. Actual Fig for reference.

Fig, a corgi mix, sits curled up on a sofa, smiling.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· Jun 25

This Wazzocks is actually based on this image. Alex is an oral hygiene menace.

Two figures reflected in a bathroom mirror. Alex, a white cis man with a beard and glasses, is on the left. He is shirtless, brushing his teeth, wearing a white plastic bucket on his head, and leaning towards Seph. Seph, a white non-binary person with glasses, side-eyes Alex suspiciously, while holding up their phone to take a pain the mirror. This is some of the wildest alt text I have ever had to write.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· Jun 22

I haven't drawn in years. This is my attempt to start getting back to it, practicing, and being vulnerable about the fact that when you start something new, you are MEANT TO BE SHIT AT IT. Anyway, great choice for me to pick a clock, that I was viewing from a weird angle. (Perspective is a hater).

A pencil drawing of an analog alarm clock, beside the alarm clock used for reference. The perspective is odd, but it's definitely not the worst drawing. It is dated June 19th 2026.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· Jun 21

@alexsteacy.bsky.social made ice cream for our friend's birthday, in the bathtub. Ice cream making is LOUD.

Alex, a white man with a beard and glasses, sits in a bathtub, wearing a yellow safety helmet with attached ear protection. He is holding up a temperature sensor. Behind him sits a large ice cream maker.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· Jun 21

Found out what 1/4 lip filler would look like, thanks to a small child headbutting me. Cheers kid.

A selfie of Seph, a white enby, with swelling in the upper right side of their mouth.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· Jun 20

This Fig. Last night she decided to sleep next to the toilet and growl from the darkness when I got up to pee.

Fig, a corgi mix, curled up in the lilac covers of a bed, looking very snuggly and sweet.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· Jun 16

This is Fig. One time she stole the top slice of bread off a sandwich.

Fig, a corgi mix, sat in the hallway, licking her chops. Dan, a white, masc-presenting enby with short, curly ginger hair and glasses , sits next to her, stroking her between the ears.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· Jun 12

This was the setting default. I didn't know it was set, as it isn't directly under the Settings page - it has to be toggled on the Bluesky Moderation account. The definition of the label is also given.

A screenshot of the Bluesky Moderation Service page. It shows that under Labels, any account labeled as "Rude" is automatically hidden.

A "Rude" account is defined on the page as "Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose."

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· Jun 12

Bluesky Moderation hides "Rude" accounts by default. The account in question? Political cartoonist @deephurting.bsky.social. #blueskycensorship

An account whose reply has been hidden, because Bluesky moderation has marked it as "Rude."

The bio of the censored account, Terrence Nowicki, Jr. It reads: "Political cartoonist and writer + Simpsons references (mostly seasons 2 through 9)", followed by a link to the website, thisishistorictimes.com.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· Jun 11

This is Fig. For the first week after I got a temporary prosthetic tooth that had to be removed for meals, she kept trying to EAT IT.

Fig, a corgi mix, lays on her back on the sofa, snuggled up into a pyjamaed thigh.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· Jun 10

This is Fig. She will only play fetch INDOORS. We live in a condo.

Fig, a corgi mix, laying on the grass with a stick she refused to bring back once it was thrown for her.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· Jun 10

This is Fig. She has a beef with cats because they don't like having their butts sniffed.

Fig, a corgi mix, stares straight down the barrel of the camera with an intense expression.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· Jun 10

This is Fig. She tries to bite the Roomba when it is cleaning up the fur she shed all over the carpet.

A close up of Fig, a corgi mix, whose eyes are staring off to one side like she's just a smidge crazy.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· Jun 10

This is Fig. She poops and runs, trying to disown her crimes. (The humans take care of it while she pretends to be an innocent bystander).

Fig, a corgi mix, looking wistfully up towards something off-camera.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· Jun 9

This is Fig. She once ate a raw teabag.

Fig, looking up at the camera, with bits of leftover celery on the carpet. She will not eat all the celery, but she gets grumpy if not offered *some* celery.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· Jun 9

Gonna start a thread shaming my dog. This is Fig. Today she tried to eat a screw.

Fig, a corgi-borer collie mix, lies on a sofa next to a pair of feet that are wearing Dimension 20 socks. Fig is black with white socks and tan features (including tan patches above her eyes that give her eyebrows).

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· Jun 9

Victoria is great because it has the capacity for a cute strawberry festival filled with crafts and strawberry flash tattoos and people COSPLAYING AS STRAWBERRIES, and also for this judgemental ass bike.

A temporary street sign for the Ichigo Strawberry Festival. It is a big red arrow with "Ichigo" in gold lettering, and a cartoon of a white cat wearing a strawberry costume.

A sheet of flash tattoos that were available at the Ichigo Strawberry Festival. Flash by @baby.fountain on Instagram.

A blue bike with a white sticker across the crossbar that literally just reads GET A FUCKING JOB.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· May 30

Excuse the poor photo, but I had to show you: I got a mosquito bite that makes it look like Vincent Price has a giant forehead zit.

A close up of a tattoo of a young Vincent Price. There is a big, swollen red lump in the middle of the tattoo's forehead - a mosquito bite.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· May 29

Hell yeah! I have a Day of the Tentacle half sleeve and portraits of Manny Calavera and Glottis on the back of my thighs. (This picture is from a lifetime ago, but you get the gist). One day I want a little Cosmo from Cosmo's Cosmic Adventures!

Seph, a non-binary trans person, shows off a tattoo sleeve featuring Day of the Tentacle figures. Beside this picture are two portraits from the back of their legs: Manny Calavera and Glottis, characters from Grim Fandango.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· May 29

"Surely your relationship can't be this absurd" My loves, this is Alex the other night when dinner was too hot to eat and I suggested he should "blow on it"

Alex, a white cis man with a beard and glasses, holds a standing fan over some bowls on a dinner table, using the fan to cool a broccoli gratin.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· May 28

I love living in a community where we all look out for each other. Look at this charming young man, trimming a neighbour's lawn for free!

A young buck in the front lawn of a garden, chewing the grass. His horns are still fuzzy, but probably 10" long.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· May 28

Dan: gonna work out. Let me just get into position... Fig: LEG BRIDGE! LEG BRIDGE! I AM THE TROLL OF THE LEG BRIDGE, OOH SCARY TROLL, WOO!

Fig, a small corgi, pops out under the steepled knees of Dan, a white non-binary masc person with a smile.

In the second image, Fig looks off to one side, mid-wriggle.

In the final image, Fig arches her back, looking to howl like a tiny troll beneath the bridge of Dan's legs.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· May 22

Becoming the boy I was always meant to be, one day at a time.

A black and white, full-length selfie of Seph Hallow, a white non-binary trans masculine person, taken in the lobby mirror of an old building in Victoria.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· May 10

When your dog - Likes celery - Doesn't like finishing things

Fig, a corgi mix, stands looking sheepish besides the tatters of some celery sticks she mostly ate.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· May 10

If my stubbornness knows bounds, it willfully ignores them. Here's another iron-on patch I just hand stitched to my bag. My thumb is throbbing like a big cartoon thumb that's been hit with a hammer.

A bright teal patch sewn onto a black backpack. It is shaped like a tarot card, with the numerals XII at the top, and THE COFFEE at the bottom. The design in the middle shows two white hands reaching up towards stars, clouds, and an ice coffee with a straw. It is the single most millennial thing I own.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· May 10

These are iron-on patches, but I hate ironing, so by fuck I hand stitched them on.

A Herschel backpack featuring 4 patches. In descending order:

Patch 1: A derby skater next to the words "It's a BOUT time"
Patch 2: A 3-eyed Garfield face. There is no additional context I can give to explain this, I'm sorry.
Patch 3: A tombstone that reads, "Ronald Reagan's grave is a gender neutral bathroom."
Patch 3: Plain black with white text. It reads: Thick Skull, thicker ass.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· May 4

1. Why does this exist? 2. When should I try it?

A picture of the inside of a chiller cabinet in a store. In the centre of the shelf is a glass bottle of Cinnamon Toast Crunch Iced Coffee.

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· Apr 21

Ugh precious ANGEL 😭

Fig, a corgi mix who is black with a white belly and snout and tan patches, lays on her back, eyes up at the camera, leaning into the crux of a leg, as she is gently given belly rubs

Seph Hallow@sephhallow· Apr 17

I got transition lenses* and AHH THEY'RE SO COOL I FEEL LIKE A 9 YEAR OLD WITH A MOOD RING BRING BACK THE NINETIES *definitely a pun in there