Confused backstage at an "interpretive tango" event.

FIG! Alex really captured here in today's Wazzocks. Actual Fig for reference.

This Wazzocks is actually based on this image. Alex is an oral hygiene menace.

I haven't drawn in years. This is my attempt to start getting back to it, practicing, and being vulnerable about the fact that when you start something new, you are MEANT TO BE SHIT AT IT. Anyway, great choice for me to pick a clock, that I was viewing from a weird angle. (Perspective is a hater).

@alexsteacy.bsky.social made ice cream for our friend's birthday, in the bathtub. Ice cream making is LOUD.

Found out what 1/4 lip filler would look like, thanks to a small child headbutting me. Cheers kid.

This Fig. Last night she decided to sleep next to the toilet and growl from the darkness when I got up to pee.

This is Fig. One time she stole the top slice of bread off a sandwich.

This was the setting default. I didn't know it was set, as it isn't directly under the Settings page - it has to be toggled on the Bluesky Moderation account. The definition of the label is also given.

Bluesky Moderation hides "Rude" accounts by default. The account in question? Political cartoonist @deephurting.bsky.social. #blueskycensorship

This is Fig. For the first week after I got a temporary prosthetic tooth that had to be removed for meals, she kept trying to EAT IT.

This is Fig. She will only play fetch INDOORS. We live in a condo.

This is Fig. She has a beef with cats because they don't like having their butts sniffed.

This is Fig. She tries to bite the Roomba when it is cleaning up the fur she shed all over the carpet.

This is Fig. She poops and runs, trying to disown her crimes. (The humans take care of it while she pretends to be an innocent bystander).

This is Fig. She once ate a raw teabag.

Gonna start a thread shaming my dog. This is Fig. Today she tried to eat a screw.

Victoria is great because it has the capacity for a cute strawberry festival filled with crafts and strawberry flash tattoos and people COSPLAYING AS STRAWBERRIES, and also for this judgemental ass bike.

Excuse the poor photo, but I had to show you: I got a mosquito bite that makes it look like Vincent Price has a giant forehead zit.

Hell yeah! I have a Day of the Tentacle half sleeve and portraits of Manny Calavera and Glottis on the back of my thighs. (This picture is from a lifetime ago, but you get the gist). One day I want a little Cosmo from Cosmo's Cosmic Adventures!

"Surely your relationship can't be this absurd" My loves, this is Alex the other night when dinner was too hot to eat and I suggested he should "blow on it"

I love living in a community where we all look out for each other. Look at this charming young man, trimming a neighbour's lawn for free!

Dan: gonna work out. Let me just get into position... Fig: LEG BRIDGE! LEG BRIDGE! I AM THE TROLL OF THE LEG BRIDGE, OOH SCARY TROLL, WOO!

Becoming the boy I was always meant to be, one day at a time.

When your dog - Likes celery - Doesn't like finishing things

If my stubbornness knows bounds, it willfully ignores them. Here's another iron-on patch I just hand stitched to my bag. My thumb is throbbing like a big cartoon thumb that's been hit with a hammer.

These are iron-on patches, but I hate ironing, so by fuck I hand stitched them on.

1. Why does this exist? 2. When should I try it?

Ugh precious ANGEL 😭

I got transition lenses* and AHH THEY'RE SO COOL I FEEL LIKE A 9 YEAR OLD WITH A MOOD RING BRING BACK THE NINETIES *definitely a pun in there