Seyjan

@seyjan

Unapologetic aro-gay gamer geek/tech writer he/him, 40+ FFXIV: Jenova (main)/Behemoth (alts) GranblueFantasy: Seyjan #TTRPG enjoyer Likes/Follows/Reposts may be NSFW NO AI #aisucks My views are my own. Avatar pic by @micahdraws.bsky.social

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Seyjan@seyjan· 2d

An image with pale yellow and black writing on a red background that says: "STOP FORCING A.I. INTO FUCKING EVERYTHING! NOBODY ASKED FOR IT! EVERYONE HATES IT!"

Seyjan@seyjan· 28d

Darkness? Yes, yes! #WoLQotD #FFXIV

A shadowed image of a powerfully built Warrior of Light wearing a long red coat...and wearing a Namazu head mask. Due to the shadowed lighting it looks like they are peering down imperiously at someone.

Seyjan@seyjan· 29d

Gibiate. The character designs are by Yoshitaka Amano of Final Fantasy fame, but his style does NOT WORK for this at all. There's really terrible CGI monsters, the plot goes off the rails towards the end, and character development is done via "interviews" instead of through story.

An image of the title card for the anime series "Gibiate" which shows the main characters in various action poses. Or "meek damsel" pose as it might be for one.

Seyjan@seyjan· Jul 10

Yes we can! (Males at least)

A screenshot of a male Hrothgar wearing the King Slime hat in Final Fantasy XIV.

Seyjan@seyjan· Jul 10

Well, the Texas age verification checks are back. Without the errors this time. Once again. I'm not going to do it. I do not need this site that much.

A screenshot of the Kids Web Services age verification check screen, which is run by Epic Games Studio. It is asking for the last 4 digits of a social security number, a credit card, or an ID scan.

Seyjan@seyjan· Jul 2

A picture of the old Nintendo game Yo! NOID by Capcom.

Seyjan@seyjan· Jul 1

In case they remove the quote from my post:

An image of the Bluesky Safety account making a post about why some Texas users, like myself, saw an age verification screen when trying to use the site today. The summary of the linked law says it's the "Texas App Store Law."

Seyjan@seyjan· Jun 30

Granblue, it's not okay to give me fish when I'm doing a YOLO draw for Lesbians. But I guess the Bonito makes sense considering what happens in Auguste during the Summer.

A screen of a gacha pull result in Granblue Fantasy. The results are six R rarity weapons, two SR weapons and one SR summon, and an SSR Bonito Summon (a giant fish).

Seyjan@seyjan· Jun 25

Another book for the #LevelUp collection! A collection for the collection this time. #TTRPG #a5e

A picture of a book for the Level Up Table Top Role Playing Game system, the Gate Pass Gazette Annual for 2025.

The book is flanked by a plush goobbue from Final Fantasy XIV and a plush ditto from Pokemon.

Seyjan@seyjan· Jun 17

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you

A screenshot of the title card of the old 80s cartoon "Inhumanoids," which features a monstrous, scaly, 6-fingered, clawed hand reaching out of some crater in the ground to grasp the block lettered title.

Seyjan@seyjan· Jun 15

...my lol-expensive bow isn't based on charge attacks/ougis anymore! It's skill based now. I think this is a good thing, I think, though? #Granblue #GBF

A screenshot of an Illustrious Weapon in Granblue Fantasy, specifically the Wind aspected bow, Murcielago. It can now be uncapped to 5-stars and transcended further beyond that.

The Charge Attack/Ougi has changed to: Unworldly wind damage, 10 bonus wind damage to all foes, drain effect to Wind allies, 1-turn cut to MC's first-slot skill's cooldown.

The Skills for the Illustrious bow weapon, Murcielago:

Sangre Caliente - when main weapon, When a wind ally drains a foe's HP, boost to DMG cap (stackable/Supplement skill DMG (stackable)

Robar Tiempo - When main weapon (MC only): For every 4 times a wind ally drains a foe's HP: 6-hit plain damage to for based on its current HP, remove a buff, hit to ATK/DEF/Debuff resistance/Special Attack DMG (stackable)

Lluvia de Saetas - When main weapon (MC Only): Upon casting first-slot skill: 10-hit wind damage to all foes, drain effect to wind allies

Dos Colmillos - When Main Weapon (MC only: Damage skills activate twice (excludes skills that can't be recast)

Seyjan@seyjan· Jun 8

It's the standard procedure to check for that little section on the Steam page, these days. #aisucks

An image meme featuring Squidward with a beach lounge chair, where he's happily setting it up in the first frame. The caption beside it says "Interesting new game announced."

The second part shows him sadly walking away with the folded lounge chair under his arm, with the caption next to it showing a screen shot of the "AI Generated Content Disclosure" part of an entry for a game on Steam.

The mere existence of this Gen AI Content disclosure means the game has used Gen-AI in development/advertising in some way.

Seyjan@seyjan· Jun 5

An image of a very flabbergasted looking Rosario Dawson with an image of a post from some social media site that says, "What, pray tell, the fuck."

Seyjan@seyjan· Jun 2

✨qrp with your #pride flags!✨ I only have the two. 🏳️‍🌈

Seyjan@seyjan· Jun 1

Happy Pride month to everyone! May you ever walk in the light of the gay crystal. #Pride #FFXIV

A screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV during the Eden raid series story line, showing a massive jutting crystal in the Empty that has changed to show a rainbow of colors.

In the foreground is a male Hrothgar, Gaia, and Ryne, looking upon the colorful crystal in amazement.

Seyjan@seyjan· May 29

#Granblue trying to activate the Deep Furry Wallets™ it seems. I wonder what characters we're getting from this event. There are a lot of new faces. ...I don't think this guy is one of them, yet. #GBF

An image from Granblue Fantasy of a rather nobly garbed Lion-man named Deo Ortoreg. He's talking about investigating ores.

Seyjan@seyjan· May 8

Pretty simple, but I like it. Maybe I'll revamp it at some point. #FFXIV #WoLQotD

An adventurer plate from Final Fantasy XIV, for a male Hrothgar Warrior of Light named Seyjan Astalder. It's a somewhat simple, sleek design of blue and black shades with a bronze border. There is a sticker of a Behatted Serpent of Ronka in the bottom right of the portrait.

The personal message reads: "If you're reading this I hope you have an awesome day."

Seyjan@seyjan· May 5

Post an #FFXIV meme made by you.

A four image meme format showing Obi-Wan from Star Wars, looking through binoculars in the first frame, Hildibrand from Final Fantasy XIV in geisha make-up and outfit with sparkle lens flares in the second, Obi-Wan lowering the binoculars with a quizzical look in the third, and then finally Obi-Wan raising the binoculars to look at Hildibrand again.

Seyjan@seyjan· May 1

New #LevelUp #a5e book came! It covers various travel and andventure hazards and also a lot of magic items. My personal favorite is the Humour Realignment Transfiguration treatment, or HRT. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #TTRPG

An image of a hand holding up a large book for the Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition TTRPG rule system. This one is the "Trials & Treasures" book.

In the background is a vacantly amazed goobbue plush and a ditto plush.

A picture of a page from the Trials & Treasures book from the Level Up TTRPG rule system. A finger tip can be seen pointing at an entry that reads "Humour Realignment Transfiguration" which says it's a common wonder item for around 30 gold pieces.

The summary of its effects are that it is a continuous treatment designed to help a humanoid obtain their desired and most comfortable form over time without resorting to shapechanging magics, which can be dispelled. It takes about six months to work and ceasing treatment will result in reverting to the previous form in about the same time frame.

It comes in a three month supply!

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 26

Wait, how did this happen? #FFXIV

A list of the trending topics on BlueSky which at this moment are:

1) WHCA Dinner
2) AEW Wrestling
3) Urianger
4) Moxley
5) Svengoolie

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 25

Why does Sandy not have any voice lines in this section of the new MSQ? It's very strange having everyone else speaking but not him! Unless something happened with my game client for this (I'm playing through AndApp). Which is entirely possible. #GBF #Granblue

An image of an armor-clad Sandalphon from Granblue Fantasy. The image shows him saying "I'm fine..."

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 24

Considering Yoshi-P's shirt was Rhitatyn and one of the two new jobs is going to be a tank, could the tank job be perhaps Juggernaut? Will we see a return of the tincan full plate where people can't turn their heads? #FFXIV #FFXIVFanFest

A image of the Juggernaut from the X-Men animated series with the caption proclaiming "THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!"

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 24

Finally done. The demon probably isn't happy to have my heels in its mouth, though. And now the rest of the time before the patch will be figuring out Beastmaster glams. #FFXIV

A pink and black clad male Hrothgar is standing on a flaming demon wheel mount, holding onto one of the face's horns for support.

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 23

Fem Hroth? Nope! I just have fabulous hair and wear pink.

A close up of a male Hrothgar wearing some pink shaded sun glasses and a pink, black and white outfit. He has some very long and flowing hair as well as extremely long pink feathers in his hair.

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 16

Maybe you should reconsider being proud of letting a glorified search engine write your code. #aisucks

A screenshot of Jay, an executive on the BlueSky team, saying:

"BlueSky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code"

The pic also includes what are ostensibly replies, however they are failing to load properly and showing blank, empty sections.

The current ratio on this post is 210 reposts, 1.5k quotes, 876 likes.

This technical writer would also like to point out that the comma in the OP should be a semi-colon, and there is no period at the end of the sentence.

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 14

An adventurer portrait from Final Fantasy XIV. In it, this particular Warrior of Light has donned a Namazu mask, and is positioned so the wide grin and vacant eyes take up almost all of the frame. There are also sparkly roses in each corner.

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 14

If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny.

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 14

Well I did the thing. grids.fun/t/about-me-a...

The "About Me: Anime" meme graph/grid thing.

Favorite Anime: Slayers NEXT
Best Story: Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
Favorite Art Style: To Be Hero X
Biggest Personal Impact: Robot Carnival
Best Fight Scenes: Solo Leveling
Overhated: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Underrated: The Devil is a Part-Timer
Overrated: Attack on Titan
Has Aged Well: Vampire Hunter D
Criminally Overlooked: Sorcerer Hunters
Favorite Protagonist: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Best Soundtrack: High Card
Best Romance: Yuri on Ice
I Want to Talk About This One: Lord of Mysteries

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 6

Nice work again! Clearly BlueSky didn't like you proving that you actually drew this rather than use some AI plagiarism machine. 😂

A screenshot of a BlueSky timeline, showing both MicahDraws' original post of the finished artwork and the post showing his timelapse video of making the original art.

BlueSky Moderation has flagged the video for "Adult Content" but the finished image has not been flagged for similar reasons.

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 3

My #FFXIVFanFest merch arrived! Deceptively cute and it trembles with anticipation for future bloodshed! #FFXIV