Seyjan

@seyjan

Unapologetic aro-gay gamer geek/tech writer he/him, 40+ FFXIV: Jenova (main)/Behemoth (alts) GranblueFantasy: Seyjan #TTRPG enjoyer Likes/Follows/Reposts may be NSFW NO AI #aisucks My views are my own. Avatar pic by @micahdraws.bsky.social

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Seyjan@seyjan· Jun 15

...my lol-expensive bow isn't based on charge attacks/ougis anymore! It's skill based now. I think this is a good thing, I think, though? #Granblue #GBF

A screenshot of an Illustrious Weapon in Granblue Fantasy, specifically the Wind aspected bow, Murcielago. It can now be uncapped to 5-stars and transcended further beyond that.

The Charge Attack/Ougi has changed to: Unworldly wind damage, 10 bonus wind damage to all foes, drain effect to Wind allies, 1-turn cut to MC's first-slot skill's cooldown.

The Skills for the Illustrious bow weapon, Murcielago:

Sangre Caliente - when main weapon, When a wind ally drains a foe's HP, boost to DMG cap (stackable/Supplement skill DMG (stackable)

Robar Tiempo - When main weapon (MC only): For every 4 times a wind ally drains a foe's HP: 6-hit plain damage to for based on its current HP, remove a buff, hit to ATK/DEF/Debuff resistance/Special Attack DMG (stackable)

Lluvia de Saetas - When main weapon (MC Only): Upon casting first-slot skill: 10-hit wind damage to all foes, drain effect to wind allies

Dos Colmillos - When Main Weapon (MC only: Damage skills activate twice (excludes skills that can't be recast)

Seyjan@seyjan· Jun 8

It's the standard procedure to check for that little section on the Steam page, these days. #aisucks

An image meme featuring Squidward with a beach lounge chair, where he's happily setting it up in the first frame. The caption beside it says "Interesting new game announced."

The second part shows him sadly walking away with the folded lounge chair under his arm, with the caption next to it showing a screen shot of the "AI Generated Content Disclosure" part of an entry for a game on Steam.

The mere existence of this Gen AI Content disclosure means the game has used Gen-AI in development/advertising in some way.

Seyjan@seyjan· Jun 5

An image of a very flabbergasted looking Rosario Dawson with an image of a post from some social media site that says, "What, pray tell, the fuck."

Seyjan@seyjan· Jun 2

✨qrp with your #pride flags!✨ I only have the two. 🏳️‍🌈

Seyjan@seyjan· Jun 1

Happy Pride month to everyone! May you ever walk in the light of the gay crystal. #Pride #FFXIV

A screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV during the Eden raid series story line, showing a massive jutting crystal in the Empty that has changed to show a rainbow of colors.

In the foreground is a male Hrothgar, Gaia, and Ryne, looking upon the colorful crystal in amazement.

Seyjan@seyjan· May 29

#Granblue trying to activate the Deep Furry Wallets™ it seems. I wonder what characters we're getting from this event. There are a lot of new faces. ...I don't think this guy is one of them, yet. #GBF

An image from Granblue Fantasy of a rather nobly garbed Lion-man named Deo Ortoreg. He's talking about investigating ores.

Seyjan@seyjan· May 8

Pretty simple, but I like it. Maybe I'll revamp it at some point. #FFXIV #WoLQotD

An adventurer plate from Final Fantasy XIV, for a male Hrothgar Warrior of Light named Seyjan Astalder. It's a somewhat simple, sleek design of blue and black shades with a bronze border. There is a sticker of a Behatted Serpent of Ronka in the bottom right of the portrait.

The personal message reads: "If you're reading this I hope you have an awesome day."

Seyjan@seyjan· May 5

Post an #FFXIV meme made by you.

A four image meme format showing Obi-Wan from Star Wars, looking through binoculars in the first frame, Hildibrand from Final Fantasy XIV in geisha make-up and outfit with sparkle lens flares in the second, Obi-Wan lowering the binoculars with a quizzical look in the third, and then finally Obi-Wan raising the binoculars to look at Hildibrand again.

Seyjan@seyjan· May 1

New #LevelUp #a5e book came! It covers various travel and andventure hazards and also a lot of magic items. My personal favorite is the Humour Realignment Transfiguration treatment, or HRT. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #TTRPG

An image of a hand holding up a large book for the Level Up: Advanced 5th Edition TTRPG rule system. This one is the "Trials & Treasures" book.

In the background is a vacantly amazed goobbue plush and a ditto plush.

A picture of a page from the Trials & Treasures book from the Level Up TTRPG rule system. A finger tip can be seen pointing at an entry that reads "Humour Realignment Transfiguration" which says it's a common wonder item for around 30 gold pieces.

The summary of its effects are that it is a continuous treatment designed to help a humanoid obtain their desired and most comfortable form over time without resorting to shapechanging magics, which can be dispelled. It takes about six months to work and ceasing treatment will result in reverting to the previous form in about the same time frame.

It comes in a three month supply!

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 26

Wait, how did this happen? #FFXIV

A list of the trending topics on BlueSky which at this moment are:

1) WHCA Dinner
2) AEW Wrestling
3) Urianger
4) Moxley
5) Svengoolie

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 25

Why does Sandy not have any voice lines in this section of the new MSQ? It's very strange having everyone else speaking but not him! Unless something happened with my game client for this (I'm playing through AndApp). Which is entirely possible. #GBF #Granblue

An image of an armor-clad Sandalphon from Granblue Fantasy. The image shows him saying "I'm fine..."

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 24

Considering Yoshi-P's shirt was Rhitatyn and one of the two new jobs is going to be a tank, could the tank job be perhaps Juggernaut? Will we see a return of the tincan full plate where people can't turn their heads? #FFXIV #FFXIVFanFest

A image of the Juggernaut from the X-Men animated series with the caption proclaiming "THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!"

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 24

Finally done. The demon probably isn't happy to have my heels in its mouth, though. And now the rest of the time before the patch will be figuring out Beastmaster glams. #FFXIV

A pink and black clad male Hrothgar is standing on a flaming demon wheel mount, holding onto one of the face's horns for support.

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 23

Fem Hroth? Nope! I just have fabulous hair and wear pink.

A close up of a male Hrothgar wearing some pink shaded sun glasses and a pink, black and white outfit. He has some very long and flowing hair as well as extremely long pink feathers in his hair.

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 16

Maybe you should reconsider being proud of letting a glorified search engine write your code. #aisucks

A screenshot of Jay, an executive on the BlueSky team, saying:

"BlueSky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code"

The pic also includes what are ostensibly replies, however they are failing to load properly and showing blank, empty sections.

The current ratio on this post is 210 reposts, 1.5k quotes, 876 likes.

This technical writer would also like to point out that the comma in the OP should be a semi-colon, and there is no period at the end of the sentence.

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 14

An adventurer portrait from Final Fantasy XIV. In it, this particular Warrior of Light has donned a Namazu mask, and is positioned so the wide grin and vacant eyes take up almost all of the frame. There are also sparkly roses in each corner.

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 14

If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny.

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 14

Well I did the thing. grids.fun/t/about-me-a...

The "About Me: Anime" meme graph/grid thing.

Favorite Anime: Slayers NEXT
Best Story: Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
Favorite Art Style: To Be Hero X
Biggest Personal Impact: Robot Carnival
Best Fight Scenes: Solo Leveling
Overhated: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Underrated: The Devil is a Part-Timer
Overrated: Attack on Titan
Has Aged Well: Vampire Hunter D
Criminally Overlooked: Sorcerer Hunters
Favorite Protagonist: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Best Soundtrack: High Card
Best Romance: Yuri on Ice
I Want to Talk About This One: Lord of Mysteries

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 6

Nice work again! Clearly BlueSky didn't like you proving that you actually drew this rather than use some AI plagiarism machine. 😂

A screenshot of a BlueSky timeline, showing both MicahDraws' original post of the finished artwork and the post showing his timelapse video of making the original art.

BlueSky Moderation has flagged the video for "Adult Content" but the finished image has not been flagged for similar reasons.

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 3

My #FFXIVFanFest merch arrived! Deceptively cute and it trembles with anticipation for future bloodshed! #FFXIV

An image of someone holding up a small yan plush. In the background is an "Inconceivably Further Hildibrand Adventures" shirt and several other plushes, including Alpha in Ironworks gear, a goobbue, and a ditto.

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 2

I had to do something similar when the new crafted weapons came out. 🩷

A screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV of a male Hrothgar Pictomancer, standing jauntily. He's dressed in a metallic pink and black getup. The picture is framed with neon lights and neon hearts.

There's a small yeti nearby and christmas trees in the background.

Seyjan@seyjan· Apr 1

Wasn't he pritty? 1.0 beta! My computer could barely run the game! #FFXIV #wolqotd

A very old picture of a male Roegadyn from Final Fantasy XIV. He is wearing a bronze helmet covering most of his head and face, plus a subligar and harness getup, exposing most of his legs, stomach, and shoulders.

You can tell it is 1.0 version as there are symbols before the names of other players in the background, the belt is modeled and showing, and there is a very crunchy looking aetheryte out in the middle of La Noscea.

Seyjan@seyjan· Mar 27

Siero literally said, "You're going to get bling, bitch." #GBF #Granblue

A 12th Birthday scratcher card from Granblue Fantasy, showing that all 9 boxes are populated by various colors of earrings. There are 3 blue ones, 2 orange, 2 green, 1 yellow, and 1 red.

Seyjan@seyjan· Mar 26

Unfortunately Pete Sessions is my congressman, and it's because my area has been gerrymandered to hell. I live in the "jagged claw" on the lower left part of this district that stabs into the Austin Metro area, forced to vote with people 200 miles away in ultra rural Texas near Louisiana.

A map of Texas Congressional District 17, which depicts a large, blocky highlighted area and a very small, jaggedy claw on the bottom left side of the area. There is a distance scale showing that this area stretches nealy 200 miles wide.

The small, irregular claw shape stabs into various parts of the northeast Austin Texas metro area. A clear instance of gerrymandering as said Austin-area residents are included with a vast swath of rural Texas reaching nearly to the Louisiana border.

Seyjan@seyjan· Mar 22

Pulling this one out yet again.

A bold red meme image with goldenrod and black lettering that reads:

"STOP FORCING A.I. INTO FUCKING EVERYTHING"
"NOBODY ASKED FOR IT"
"EVERYONE HATES IT"

Seyjan@seyjan· Mar 16

Thank you, Cygames. 😍🏳️‍🌈 I make sure to pet him every chance I get. Just let me pull him at least. I need to complete my Eustace collection. #GBF #Granblue #EustaceMyLove

An image of character from Granblue Fantasy for Eustace (Yukata version). It shows a couple smaller scenes of him and Gran (the male Main Character) walking together, plus one of Gran's sandal straps breaking. The main image is of Eustace holding Gran in a bridal carry.

An image of alternate character art from Granblue Fantasy for Eustace's yukata variant. He's shown with a coy/embarrassed smile with fireworks in the background.

Seyjan@seyjan· Mar 13

👀

A slide from the FF XIV Live Letter showing the Beastmaster monster/bestiary log. There's a hint for monster number 50 that looks like a behemoth!

Seyjan@seyjan· Mar 13

Showing it off with a hot cat boy. #FFXIV #FinalFantasy14 #LLXCI

A slide from the FF XIV Live Letter simply showing "BEASTMASTER" with a smug looking male Miqo'te dressed in the class gear.

Seyjan@seyjan· Mar 13

Rival Wings still with one map! Please give it a roulette, holy crap. #FFXIV #FFXIVLiveLetter

A slide from Fingal Fantasy XIV Letter from the Producer LIVE part XCI showing summarized upcoming PvP changes for patch 7.5 in Japanese and English. Among them are the beginning PvP Series 11, PvP action adjustments, and yet another new Crystalline Conflict arena.

No news or mention of a new or returning Rival Wings map.

Seyjan@seyjan· Mar 12

Only one guess which one I won.