Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦

@shortstackfella

Canadian with Ukrainian roots. 🇨🇦🇺🇦 Pancakes, varenyky / pierogies, democracy, and trustworthy information make my tail wag. I growl at disinformation, especially about Ukraine and health. Typos are my superpower. #NAFO

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Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· 17d

Raul from Raul’s Wild Kingdom in the film UHF (1989) has shaken an ant farm. He looks at the camera and says, smiling: “They’re really mad now!”

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· 18d

It’s #FiverFriday and I made my weekly donation through the UNITED24 app, this time to Magyar Birds. This was my 50th donation through the app! #NAFO #Ukraine

A receipt for a fifteen dollar donation to Magyar Birds through the United 24 app.

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· 18d

Dr. Nick Riviera in The Simpsons calmly says “Don’t worry, it’s in-flammable” seconds before fire causes a tank of ether to explode.

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· 25d

It’s #FiverFriday and I made my weekly donation through the UNITED24 app, this time to the Rarog drone unit. #NAFO #Ukraine

A receipt for a fifteen dollar donation to the Rarog drone unit through the United 24 app.

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· 28d

An unpleasant and irate russian woman yells: “We have no ships in the Black Sea!”

A serene Budanov calmly replies: “Have you looked on the bottom?”

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jul 12

You voted for explosive diarrhea, America. You could’ve had a puppy.

A tweet that says: “As a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days.”

Blue (representing Democrats) is labelled “Everyone gets a puppy” and polling at 50.1%.
Red (representing Republicans) is labelled “Diarrhea Forever” and polling at 49.9%.

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jul 11

The face of “explosive diarrhea caused by a parasite”:

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Likes: cheating on his wives, street drugs, explosive diarrhea.
Dislikes: vaccines, public health, common decency

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jul 10

Awesome — thank you!

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jul 10

It’s #FiverFriday and I made my weekly donation through the UNITED24 app, this time to the K-2 drone unit. Quick and easy, and my weekly small donations are really adding up! #NAFO #Ukraine

A receipt for fifteen dollar donation to the K-2 drone unit through the United 24 app.

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jul 9

A new Canadian campaign by the @69thsb.bsky.social has just launched. “The operators of the Shadow Pack, a Special Operations Forces unit, are asking the NAFO community for a NAFO Truck 3.0.” #NAFO #Ukraine #Canada www.help99.co/patches/cana...

Three patches from a Canadian-themed fundraising campaign by the 69th sniffing brigade.

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jul 7

Possibly a Canadian agent…

A NAFO patch with a beaver wearing a yellow tuque with a blue pompom, the colours the Ukrainian flag. The beaver is also wearing and red and black plaid shirt and holding a Canadian flag and a Ukrainian flag. The wording above the beaver reads “Canada x Ukraine”

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jul 3

“Collaborating with RT” Certain Conservative MPs, please take note…

Conservative candidate (now Member of Parliament) Matt Strauss appearing on russian propaganda channel RT.

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jul 3

It’s #FiverFriday and I made my weekly donation through the UNITED24 app, this time to the Achilles drone unit. #NAFO #Ukraine

A receipt for a fifteen dollar donation to the Achilles drone unit through the United 24 app.

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jun 26

A new Canadian #NAFO patch from the @69thsb.bsky.social arrived in the mail today! Canada x Ukraine I also received the @kajakallas.bsky.social patch a while back, too. #Ukraine #Canada #StandWithUkraine

A red NAFO patch with a red maple leaf surrounded by a circle that is half blue and half yellow. The patch says “Canada x Ukraine”

A NAFO patch featuring Kaja Kallas’s NAFO fella on a blue background with yellow stars resembling the European flag. The patch says “Freedom is Priceless” and “Fella Kallas”.

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jun 26

It’s #FiverFriday once again and this week I made my weekly donation through the UNITED24 app to the Fenix drone unit. #NAFO #Ukraine #StandWithUkraine

A receipt for a fifteen dollar donation to the Fenix drone unit through the United 24 app.

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jun 24

A scene from The Simpsons where the school bus driver Ottomis siphoning gas from another vehicle. He had been given a mint for afterwards.

The caption reads: “Damn. I shouldn’t have eaten the mint first.”

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jun 19

A scene from the film The Italian Job (2003). The character Skinny Pete is speaking into a cell phone. He says: If there’s one thing that I know, it’s never to mess with Mother Nature, mothers-in-law, or mother-freakin Ukrainians.

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jun 19

Thanks Greg!

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jun 19

It’s #FiverFriday and I made my weekly donation through the UNITED24 app, this time to the Magyar Birds drone unit. #NAFO #Ukraine #StandWithUkraine #russiaIsATerroristState

A receipt for a fifteen dollar donation to the Magyar Birds drone unit through Ukraine’s United 24 app.

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jun 17

The Year of the Goat isn’t until 2027. It’s still the Year of the Horse. Getting a head start, I guess.

russian army 2025/2026 shown on horseback. russian army 2027 shows a distressed-looking goat.

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jun 16

A Ukrainian X-Wing takes on a fleet of russian star destroyers. The title says Resist: Stand With Ukraine.

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jun 15

There was an equivalent event this past winter in Ottawa. It took in place in front of a “Gentleman’s Club” in the Byward Market.

A snowmobile jumping in the Byward Market in downtown Ottawa, winter 2026.

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jun 14

A screenshot of a tweet and a reply. The tweet says: “Name one thing you bought ‘for life’ but it broke after a week.”

The reply says: “The Budapest Memorandum.”

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jun 14

A comic panel from a Simpsons episode with edited dialogie. Moe the bartender says: “Get out if here Myrtos.”

Homer Simpson replies “Myrtos? Who is Myrtos? My bame is Smyrtos.”

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jun 14

“There is no spoon.” — Mark Carney

A scene from the film The Matrix that shows the character Neo represented in green code.

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jun 13

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jun 13

Stop asking Ukraine to solve your problems. They have enough on their plate already. They deserve more support, not more requests. Those abhorrent traffickers live in America. Pester your own government and law enforcement to go after them. Do your part to move your own justice system to action.

A tweet by the Ukrainian unammed Systems Forces that reads:

Ok, fellas, we see all your tags and we get it.

But.
Being a shitty person doesn't make someone a legitimate military target under international law.
Climbing on a tank for internet clout isn't enough to become a combatant.
Do something that actually qualifies — then we can talk. Until then, we'll keep our drones for real military targets

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jun 12

A NAFO patch showing a map of Ukraine in the colours of the Ukrainian flag. Underneath the map, it says “Ukraine equals 603,628 square kilometres”

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jun 12

I still find it funny that the Swedish word for “speed” is “fart”

Movie poster in Swedish for the film “Speed”, starring Keanu Reeves.

Short Stack Fella 🇨🇦🇺🇦@shortstackfella· Jun 12