maggie schreiter

@squishythings

quilt and mixed media fiber artist, animal nerd, trivia, and heavy jams. she/her in mythic central nj ig: squishythings

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maggie schreiter@squishythings· 24d

it’s been a while

alphabet magnets on a dishwasher spelling out “god, my buns are thick”

maggie schreiter@squishythings· 25d

islands: one down, one halfway down, four basted squinting and thinking about moving (or removing) the top left one but idk

a medium green field of fabric with rounded blobs of light blue and light green fabrics on top of it. the medium green fabric has been appliquéd down to a surrounding outline of yellow green, and another line of light green fabric, a line of light blue fabric, and a line of medium blue fabric. the whole thing is appliquéd to a dark blue square. six smaller blobs in same color order (with medium green in the center) have been placed on top of the dark blue square around the main blob. one is fully sewn in place, one halfway, and four are basted in place.

maggie schreiter@squishythings· 25d

further:

a poster for stephen malkmus and the jicks at the theatre of the living arts, march 29, 2001, with kingsbury manx. the poster features an eyepatch-wearing, hook-having pirate, despite the song “the hook” explicitly saying the pirates in it did NOT have either of those things.

maggie schreiter@squishythings· 27d

i have been cutting, basting, clipping/notching, stitching, and trimming the islands. they look less impressive i guess? so i hadn’t been updating. one left for the light blue and then it’s time to rearrange them all and baste them on the dark blue

six appliqué patches of layered green and blue fabric in blobby shapes.

maggie schreiter@squishythings· 27d

i can’t wear these in a heat wave, which is tragic, but i’m looking forward to eventually wearing them to match my hair

hot pink eight eye doc martens 1460 boots that are hot pink with dark soles, black trim at the top, and black laces.

maggie schreiter@squishythings· 28d

allowing my work-work laptop and my home-work laptop to discuss zip files

windows notifications: add a device. tap to set up your orange rhyming dictionary.

maggie schreiter@squishythings· Jul 12

mil had sent up a gift bag weeks ago that i decided not to open til today. cat scarf, gift card to the stationery store, and THIS INCREDIBLE JAR

handmade ceramic jar shaped like a very round little spaceman in an orange suit and a helmet with a spiraling antenna.

handmade ceramic jar shaped like a very round little spaceman in an orange suit and a helmet with a spiraling antenna. holding the lid (head) open so you can see inside.

maggie schreiter@squishythings· Jul 12

my husband gave me presents early :)))

a shelf with many small compartments meant for toy cars but we’ll fill it with sweet little dudes

handmade by robots sofubi glitter mothra collectible vinyl figure. mothra is a pastel rainbow of faux knit, with button eyes, covered in silver glitter.

maggie schreiter@squishythings· Jul 11

they’ve added some decor since last time we were here, including this pallas cat pillow

wood bookshelf thing with a pillow printed to look like a pallas cat.

maggie schreiter@squishythings· Jul 11

*”slayer’s dead skin mask” plays*

fb memories screenshot of a post from me

“A conversation.
A: I'm pretending to cut off your arm.
Me: Oh, don't pretend to do anything that bad!
A: I'M GONNA WEAR YOUR FACE.”

maggie schreiter@squishythings· Jul 10

kid only wanted to watch one episode of taskmaster but i have so much appliqué to do!!

maggie schreiter@squishythings· Jul 9

islands? i thought i ran out of one of the fabrics, but no! there is plenty and i can make more

maggie schreiter@squishythings· Jul 9

it is at.. A Point (this is 22” sort of square-ish and it needs to be 18-20” square)

maggie schreiter@squishythings· Jul 7

today i should stop buuuut ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

maggie schreiter@squishythings· Jul 7

she got her friends to play beyond balderdash on her birthday, and here are the answers for one of the dates:

potential answers for the significance of the date september 10, 1989:
1. eliza bard was born.
2. a large department store in new york city caught fire and burnt down.
3. the hungarian government opened up its border and started letting east germans through.
4. yaoi is invented.

maggie schreiter@squishythings· Jul 6

pairs well with

picture of a tv with a scene from a godzilla movie, with two people hiding from a kaiju in the forest. the closed caption says [screeching continues]

maggie schreiter@squishythings· Jul 6

next round next round

a medium green field of fabric with rounded blobs of light blue and light green fabrics on top of it. the medium green fabric has been appliquéd to a light yellow-green fabric, which has been trimmed to outline the medium green, and the whole thing is basted onto a piece of light green fabric.

maggie schreiter@squishythings· Jul 6

the third screenshot demonstrates the TWO DAY GAP. i read that last comment out loud to my husband, including the dot dot dot and emojis and he laughed really hard