Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)
@starfleet-hr
Starfleet Sapient Resources, at your service. Parody account - run by - he/him cis. Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.
*Sapient Resources Rep on their fifth Raktajino of the day, shaking and twitching right eye* How do the Timmys make transporter duplicates of themselves? Is it truly by accident as they insist, or is it on purpose? Is Lt. Commander Data somehow involved after the TR incident?
/// So... Ehm.... I might accidentally... and completely on purpose have bought two more sets on the way home from work, so I could build all three models. 😅
// My penis (chili) is hanging a bit in 27C in my living room 😥
The holodeck program ran 209 years after the events. Those historical records were clearly corrupted, approximated or altered in some way. The NX-01 didn't have the technology to holo record everything or maybe anything that happened onboard, at best it was recreation based on (easily changed) logs.
Tonight on Star Trek Voyager; Janeway had enough.
Tonight on Star Trek Voyager: In a mirror darkly, the crew of ISS Voyager begins the long journey home from the Delta Quadrant. Lt. Harry Kim gets another promotion after securing the captain's supply of herbal tea. And the ETH (Emergency Torment Hologram) gets a new use for the agony booth.
This popped out of my primitive replicator.
My "hydroponics" are starting to give results 🍓🇩🇰
Tonight on Star Trek the Original Series, will the Klingons finally discover something they fear more than the tribbles? Watch as the crew of the enterprise goes where no one has gone before and meets a clan of Nag Mac Feegles who took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. CREVINS!!!!!
// Beware he is a nerd with his own primitive replicator (3d printer)
@theolalfer.bsky.social WHAT DID YOU DO?
Tonight on Star Trek The Next Generation; Data and Georgi attempts to run Doom on the Holodeck with disastrous consequences.