had a spectacularly stupid day but thank god it’s ALSO new books and a zine day

playing my first mainline pokemon game ever and i’m shocked to see such an accurate portrayal of what the diarrhea parasite must do to the body

fair play, shan ye vegetables. fair play

is he swimming to ireland now

got some lovely unexpected mail from ireland and it made the cat sneeze

angry, simmering about so much bad news lately but here’s a pampered little butthole who knows literally nothing and does nothing and is responsible for nothing

there is only room for minimal brain function in this household and it’s not going to be for cryptic fictional mathematics. but in all seriousness i was told that i am probably perimenopausal and it’s extra bad with AuDHD so if i owe you an email it is bc we are experiencing cognitive shrinkflation

when you're [math] to me this is who you're being [math] to

he ain’t heavy he’s my emotional support loaf

playing forbidden solitaire and whenever i open the shop screen to buy something i feel like bryan johnson (the fatherson bloodbag immortality guy who turned his body into a freakshow)

guess i’m parked here forever then

he wants one billion churus a day

an ancestral tablet, in THIS economy?

same though

coffee tide pods are real and they will hurt you

time to weird the other gym patrons out

look who’s in the peak of senior health

i played him soft tom petty bummer ballads all the way to the vet and you wouldn’t believe how hard those hit with his wailing

he has risen

unsuccessfully tried to move the salty king of laundry mountain

i grew up on this one street

received this as a gift today 🥹

two of them

are you telling me a king fried this rice

[brett anderson voice] she’s in fashion

there is no reason that smack had to be that crisp

one of us threw up on my beloved pokemon concierge slippers which i couldn’t salvage and had to throw out

there comes a time in every kid’s life where they gotta learn to skate