alexis
@steppinlazer
no one skeets like gaston, reads bad tweets like gaston www.alexis.work 🐣 she/her
had a spectacularly stupid day but thank god it’s ALSO new books and a zine day
playing my first mainline pokemon game ever and i’m shocked to see such an accurate portrayal of what the diarrhea parasite must do to the body
angry, simmering about so much bad news lately but here’s a pampered little butthole who knows literally nothing and does nothing and is responsible for nothing
there is only room for minimal brain function in this household and it’s not going to be for cryptic fictional mathematics. but in all seriousness i was told that i am probably perimenopausal and it’s extra bad with AuDHD so if i owe you an email it is bc we are experiencing cognitive shrinkflation
playing forbidden solitaire and whenever i open the shop screen to buy something i feel like bryan johnson (the fatherson bloodbag immortality guy who turned his body into a freakshow)
i played him soft tom petty bummer ballads all the way to the vet and you wouldn’t believe how hard those hit with his wailing
one of us threw up on my beloved pokemon concierge slippers which i couldn’t salvage and had to throw out