Tab Atkins-Bittner

@tabatkins

"they" Base 6, kpop (VIVIZ/MAMAMOO/HIGHLIGHT/many others), CSS, board games. #foodposting Sonabat facilius. VIVIZ posting: @daily-viviz.bsky.social Bias list:

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Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· 11d

"part of a balanced breakfast"- looking ass meal

Huge breakfast at my work cafe after a good morning weightlifting.

Sauteed kale, scrambled eggs, and vegan patties with salsa, Belgian waffle quarter with matcha mascarpone, ginger congee with plenty of chili crisp and soy sauce, plain yogurt with blueberries, a banana/blueberry smoothie, and finally cold black tea.

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· 17d

Oh of course, who can be without?

A picture of my USB security key, attached to a keychain of baubles and a small picture of SinB.

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· 20d

Good LORD, that face

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· 22d

And Wheein's Watercolor MV, where one of her dancers is wearing an ANIME TITTIES shirt

Screenshot from Wheein's Watercolor MV, where þͤ dancer immediately to Wheein's right is wearing a blue shirt with þͤ clear text "ANIME TITTIES" across þͤ chest.

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· Jul 10

Here we go, did yesterday's puzzle for a God Damnit

Cropped screenshot of the score page showing me earning Grue (purple, green, blue, yellow order) and God Damnit - perfect game except for one color swap.

https://4x3.fun
July 8, 2026
170 points • No mistakes
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🌟🟨🟨 https://www.hankgreen.com/fourbythree/index.html#d=2026-07-08

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· Jul 10

Forgot to play yesterday so I reset my streak :( but maybe up for it with a perfect game, 205 (+ streak) points :3 4x3.fun July 9, 2026 206 points • No mistakes 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟨🟨

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· Jul 10

After four evenings of crafting spread over a few weeks, our tiny sake alley is complete!

A close-up of the interior of the tiny crafted sake alley set. It's a tight Japanese alleyway, covered in cherry blossoms, filled with little udon shops and sake kiosks. The electric lights make it look really cool.

A slight side angle shot, giving a better view of the fish cake stand on the left side, and zoned out to show the outer surface of the kit.

The opposite angle, showing the restaurant entrance on the right. It's now sitting in its proper home between a few books.

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· Jul 9

Truncation is not a content strategy, exhibit N

Screenshot of a calendar notification, reading "WE4C Town Hall (...friendly) in 27 mins", implying that these meetings are often violent or angry and this one hesitantly promises to be different.

The actual calendar event, titled "WE4C Town Hall (quarterly, EMEA-friendly)".

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· Jul 7

Goddam, I *completely* whiffed it on finding the yellow category, wtf

https://4x3.fun
July 6, 2026
176 points • No mistakes
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Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· Jul 3

Hell yeah, I'm going thru the older puzzles now and I finally earned a gold - perfect game in under 90s. This game rules. 4x3.fun June 22, 2026 205 points • No mistakes 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟨🟨 www.hankgreen.com/fourbythree/...

Results picture from the game 4x3, showing that I earned a gold plaque for the June 22 puzzle.

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· Jun 28

like WHAT am I supposed to DO about this

Another spread from the same photobook. Byul is now in a tailored gray suit. In several of the photos she is lounging bisexually in a chair, continuing to show off her hands.

Three more pictures of Byul in the gray suit. The first one highlights her hand against her face.

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· Jun 28

When I say that I love Byul in a lesbian way, this is what I mean she makes me *insane* #MAMAMOO #MoonByul

A photo spread from the photobook in MAMAMOO's recent album 4WARD. All three pictures have Byul as a dirty blonde in a teal polo with white trim, showing off her hands. I'm so, so gay for her.

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· Jun 28

yes

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· Jun 28

I agree

Lightning in an outfit that's just a bunch of mog dolls tied together

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· Jun 28

A dumb meme from Discord today

A terrible quality Mass Effect meme of a Garrus stick figure (wearing shades and saying "calibrations") with a realistic photo of a claw hammer emerging from his crotch.

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· Jun 26

I had a fun day on the beach today 😎

A picture of my arm, where all my skin is a decent red-brown except for the pale white that was covered by my watch band.

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· Jun 19

Today is my 21st anniversary of being married to this wonderful woman 💗 we've been together since we were 16, nearly 24 years ago

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· Jun 10

We don't usually see each other's headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours!

Fake Final Fantasy Tactics speech bubble, of Lenande saying "Arachnophobia is dumb. Let spiders get married."

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· Jun 7

Continuing the thread…

The next skeet from Stuart in the thread:

Stuart:
> @tabatkins.com sorry if it seemed like we spent too long "playing coy" here, is this a blunt enough object for you now? We were gonna build the SKALPL but it seems like that may not have been sharp enough

And then a link to a *completely insane* screed in the "SCP transcript" style. It is difficult to tell what they are even trying to communicate.

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· Jun 7

So here's a weird interaction that happened last week, followed up by another one this week.

Screenshot of a reply chain between me and "Thought Agent Jabsco", a reasonably popular amount from what I can tell. This happened last Saturday, May 30.

Offscreen, a post by me about a bad reply-all chain.

Agent Jabsco:
> A Nine Billion Laughs attack

Agent Jabsco:
> oh yeah, what about this, did you see this, did you hear about this?
> [Link to a bsky search for "gemma 4 e4b", which at the time just showed two parody Musk accounts]

Me:
> ??? The Musk accounts?

(screenshot continued in next skeet)

(continuation of previous skeet thread)

Agent Jabsco:
> Perhaps. how many

Me:
> 2? I'm very confused what point your trying to make

Agent Jabsco:
> could there potentially be more

Me:
> I don't know? I'm not sure why this is something I should know or care about. What the fuck are you on about

Agent Jabsco:
> Just a woman's silly thoughts I suppose. Pay them no mind.

The start of a different skeet thread by skeet.best (Stuart Bentley) this morning.

Stuart:
>see, the reason this Operation is so dangerous is because, if we follow this chain of logic *all* the way to the top, the only thing that can *truly* judge you is a machine with a perfect copy of your own mind, and *that* can be drawn out to a confession of guilt ("mens rea") unless you're incapable

This is quote skeeting an Agent Jabsco skeet from this morning:
>we have now begun The Operation, the most dangerous thing in the world:
>
> reading Donald Trump's mind...
>
> by thinking like Donald Trump

Next skeet:

Stuart:
> of feeling guilt *at all*. And there's only one man on Earth who *truly* believes his mind can never be guilty, who's surrounded himself with people just like him, who only let themselves feel guilty *if he makes them* feel guilty.
>
> That man's name? That's right:
>
> Elon Musk

The next skeet in that thread, this time quoting my "??? The musk accounts?" skeet from last week.

Stuart:
> Trump? Ah who cares, small potatoes, the dickhead's coming apart at the seams and we can all see it, he can die any day now.
>
> Musk, on the other hand? THAT motherfucker could actually live forever.
>
> So we'd need some way to extract a confession out of *him*. To infinitely clone his mind.
>
> But how?

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· Jun 5

It's meant to invoke this one, but yeah the Pepsi brand bible thing is good too

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· Jun 5

Modification of the quoted image of three boxes saying "Claude" pointing at each other in a triangle, so that the lines connecting then say "is not", and there's a fourth Claude in the center with lines saying "is" connecting to the other three. The intended callback is to the diagram of the Trinity with Father/Son/Holy Ghost on the outside and God in the middle.

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· Jun 5

My YouTube Music Recap finally popped and somehow Yena's Catch Catch was my #1 *and* #2 song this last quarter which, fair #Yena #ChoiYena #NMIXX #VIVIZ #LESERRAFIM #i-dle #kpop

YouTube Recap listing my top artists and tracks for Spring.

Too artists:
1. Yena
2. NMIXX
3. VIVIZ
4. LE SSERAFIM
5. i-dle

Top tracks:
1. Catch Catch, by Yena
2. Catch Catch again, somehow
3. Crescendo, by NMIXX
4. Rude!, by Hearts2Hearts
5. Sticker, by Yena

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· Jun 2

Okay *sometimes* the account-level labels are accurate

A screenshot of a skeet with the account-level "Troll" label, reading "I wish more things tasted like cherry jello"

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· May 31

Random leftovers fried rice for lunch: kimchi, mixed rice leftovers, leftover broccoli and steak, and green onions I sliced but forgot to use in breakfast this morning. Voila, delicious trash 🧑‍🍳 "Just make fried rice with it" leftovers meta stays winning ("recipe" in the picture alt) #foodposting

Picture of my plate of fried rice. It looks *amazing*, with the golden red of the kimchi fried rice and the deeper red brown of the steak contrasting with the bright green of the broccoli and green onions, and the yellow is the hibachi sauce.

Rough recipe:
Fry a half cup of large-diced kimchi, then add a mix of old white and brown rice from the fridge, about 1 ½ cups. Press it into the pan and let that sit and crisp up for 3 min, then add gochugaru to taste and an egg. Mix until the egg cooks, about 30s. Meanwhile reheat the broccoli and steak in the toaster oven, then slice for presentation. Plate the rice, top with broccoli and steak, squirt a few lines of hibachi yum yum sauce over it, then finish with diced green onion tops.

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· May 30

Playing Persona 5 Tactica and I made myself laugh so hard I cried

Screenshot from the game, where it's clear I've given the main character, canon alias "Joker", the first and last name "I'm DaJoker".

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· May 27

Lol if I were to use that as my lock screen it seems my phone agrees

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· May 27

This is CRIMINAL moonbyul I am a MAN how can I be SO GAY FOR YOU

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· May 26

My interaction circle fairly cleanly divides into kpop, techies, comics artists, and then between and within all of those are a bunch of assorted queers.

Skircle (social interactions circle) showing my most interacted-with accounts. In order:

@heejinsoulyves.bsky.social
@tropchou.bsky.social
@cait.bsky.social
@poupon.bsky.social
@rincewind.run
@katproto.girlonthemoon.xyz
@faineg.bsky.social
@myrrlyn.net
@virtualtruck.bsky.social
@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
@raxkingisdead.bsky.social
@garykac.bsky.social
@orrery.bsky.social
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social
@brunodias.bsky.social
@swiftonsecurity.com
@ass.golf
@psudonym.bsky.social
@dresdencodak.com
@daily-viviz.bsky.social
@nmixx-bot.bsky.social
@voyd0423.bsky.social
@jennschiffer.com
@ranyart.bsky.social
@zkat.tech
@botmatrix.myatproto.social
@tef.bsky.social
@davidly.bsky.social
@infrequently.org
@nameshiv.bsky.social
@directxman12.dev
@willmanduffy.bsky.social
@0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
@dailybora.bsky.social
@chlowski.bsky.social
@ky.fyi
@pookleblinky.bsky.social
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
@rachelandrew.bsky.social
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
@regimecpa.bsky.social
@chewydecimal.bsky.social
@firstlatespring.bsky.social
@cmcaplanwrites.bsky.social
@tesseralis.site
@alexries.com
@justinschuh.com
@officialtriples.bsky.social
@yujinators.bsky.social

Tab Atkins-Bittner@tabatkins· May 25

I saw the BOOMPALA visualizers and immediately got the brainworms (2/2) #lesserafim #boompala #kpop