Tammy Golden
@tammygolden
Writer: MST3K, MAD Magazine's Usual Gang of Idiots, Hanging With Doctor Z, The Novelizers, other nerdy stuff.
Just minutes before the White House Correspondents Dinner and he's already sleepy
Elon Musk lost $650 Billion in 5 weeks as Tesla and SpaceX plummeted. Wouldn't it be great if he lost all his money and had to live in his car? This one, I mean.
Dude, 100k? Buy your materials at Michael's, they've always got coupons! Something tells me you're more of a Hobby Lobby guy though.
For anyone curious about getting into professional jokewriting, this is how it's done. You're welcome.
I deleted my post about that newspaper in the Mitch McConnell photo being a year old because now I'm being told that is not the case. However, the photo still feels weird, it looks like he's pressing a button that's somehow on the newspaper. AI? I'm still skeptical.
Deleted scene from 7 when Brad Pitt takes the box to go ice fishing and doesn't realize it isn't properly sealed and the head rolls out
LOS ANGELES! Sunday Aug 2, an event so mindblowingly dynamite it may ruin all other live shows for you! Get tickets quick because HOO BABY this one'll sell out fast. Dr Z @danagould.bsky.social welcomes PAUL WILLIAMS (yup!) EDI PATTERSON (whoa!) and HALEY JOEL OSMENT (yay!) at Dynasty Typewriter!
Had my HP laptop for years, I've got no complaints. But I just realized what the logo looks like upside down.
Go to movies with posters like these and then demand your money back because you were led to believe that one guy would be gigantic
This person's comedy taste covers a broad ranging spectrum of comics with catch-phrases #mondaysthatstheticket #actinglasagna
How is he Secretary of War when he loses a war to his suit every single day
It's Trump's birthday and I think I know the real reason he uses makeup on his hand. To the Carousel with him!
This has been rebooted like five times in my lifetime. I won't watch unless this version is people who are terrified of capes. If the opening line isn't "YIKES A SUPERMAN COMIC BOOK" I'm out.
Delighted and honored to have a piece in the 600th issue of MAD Magazine, illustrated by @citycyclops Jon Adams (enjoy these panel details with no context!) Thanks @paula7bergen and @suzysplab for including me.
CBS has become the Miller's Crossing scene in whichJohnny Caspar forces the Mayor to install two of Caspar's non-English speaking cousins as aldermen
SUPER (pun intended) proud of one of my oldest pals, Steve Darnall, on the publication of "Marvels: The Novelization" -- and I just discovered that he put me in the book. I'm Marvel Universe canon now, bitches! Page 223!
Thank you Ken Daly @unclegoopy for this #AccidentalPicard Ye Olde Spocke found in Notre Dame! Bold Ye Go edition!