Asa Gray

@the5starman

Lover of Pro Wrestling, Video Games, Magic the Gathering, and Action Figures He/Him

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Asa Gray@the5starman· 19d

This thing has me in tears. I would buy one. I would like to buy one.

Fiber art creature with the head and neck of a vulture(?), the arms of a gorilla, the bottom half of a different monkey, and a lion's tail.

Asa Gray@the5starman· 23d

Had a rough day at work so I snagged a Marvel Gift Bundle on my way home. The collector booster was hilariously bad, BUT THE LAST PACK MAGIC IS REAL!

Picture of the Magic the Gathering card The Mind Stone which is roughly a $70 card.

Asa Gray@the5starman· 28d

DJ Khaled Suffering From Success album cover.

Asa Gray@the5starman· Jul 9

Having a tremendous night. Friends. Pizza rolls. Wrestling. Blokees.

Kyle Fletcher making his entrance during ARE Beach Break

Asa Gray@the5starman· Jul 8

I can't get the thought of Jeremy Culhane as Tucker Carlson reciting the lyrics of All-Star. Hey now. You're an all star. Get your game on. Go. Play.

Jeremy Culhane as Tucker Carlson on SNL.

Asa Gray@the5starman· Jul 6

My debit card was compromised the first day I'm going out of state. But things aren't all bad right now.

Asa Gray@the5starman· Jul 2

I know that responding to these numbers is giving them what they want, but I couldn't resist.

Text exchange between an unknown number and myself.
"Hi Blake (not my name)! We are Rhino Properties buying land out there in Montgomery County (not where I live) Are you interested in maybe selling yours?"
Response from me:
"Blake was found dead yesterday morning and now you are inquiring about his land? I will be forwarding this to the proper authorities."

Asa Gray@the5starman· Jun 25

Really can't put into words how baffling it is to me how continuously relevant this image is.

Asa Gray@the5starman· Jun 24

It may be outside of what you're looking for, but I feel like any of the Bob Ross Joy of Painting pieces could work

Still image from Bob Ross' Art of Painting featuring Ross panting a scene of a mountain, stream, and trees.

Asa Gray@the5starman· Jun 24

Comedian Scott Seis with a caption that says "Then die"

Asa Gray@the5starman· Jun 22

Book 9 of 2026: Angel Down by Daniel Kraus. Was not what I was expecting going in at all. The book is written as one continuous run-on sentence which took some getting used to, but I was able to adjust fairly quickly. An absolutely brutal read.

Asa Gray@the5starman· Jun 17

Why is there not more 'Protoman' Kyle Fletcher or 90s animated Protoman but dressed as 'Protostar' Kyle Fletcher?! There's no way more people haven't made that connection.

Proto Man from the Mega Man cartoon. Round head, scarf, sunglasses.

Protostar Kyle Fletcher.
Round head, jacket, sunglasses.

Asa Gray@the5starman· Jun 17

So I forgot to take a picture of the jambalaya I had for dinner, but y'all look at this monkey bread my Mom made me for my birthday!

A plate of monkey bread. It is delicious.

Asa Gray@the5starman· Jun 16

Book 8 of 2026: Misery by Stephen King. This is the first King book I've read, and I loved it. I was worried that how much I love the move would impact how much I enjoyed the book, but thankfully that didn't happen.

Asa Gray@the5starman· Jun 12

INSIDE JESUS IS LUIGI?!?!

The inside panel with another Jesus that looks like Luigi Mangione.

Asa Gray@the5starman· Jun 12

Got home from work to find some Jehovah's Witness paper in my door. Am I losing my mind, or is this not just Zohran Mamdani?!

Jesus but it looks like NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani but with a little thicker beard.

Asa Gray@the5starman· Jun 12

Hey @janochoa.bsky.social & @giantbomb.com I'm doing my part. #HotDog

Asa Gray@the5starman· Jun 11

There was never a PS5 edition of Gears of War: E-Day.

Asa Gray@the5starman· Jun 10

I have confirmed that the rumors around CM Punk's Wrestlemania politicking and heat with TKO come from Punk working to start a Union. TKO is allowing it to proceed and we will get a new Union faction that includes CM Punk, LA Knight, and a returning New Day.

A picture of the WWF stable The Union holding their trademark 2x4s. Big Show, Ken Shamrock, Mankind, and Test.

Asa Gray@the5starman· Jun 5

Platinum Games following up one of the most disappointing TMNT games ever made with a game focusing on The Last Ronin (which was a huge miss for me) #SGF

NJPW wrestler Tomohiro Ishii looking sad saying "I'm a sad man. Write whatever you want about me".

Asa Gray@the5starman· Jun 5

Human Kratos on his knees yelling "Capcom Give me Viewtiful Joe and my life is yours"

Asa Gray@the5starman· May 26

Something must have happened that I am blissfully unaware of, but my timeline is full of people talking about weapon degradation again.

Confused Gandalf meme with the final panel saying "Weapon degredation discourse?".

Asa Gray@the5starman· May 26

Game 8 of 2026: Super Meat Boy 3D. I beat all the Light World levels and unlocked a few characters and I'm calling it there. Clearly some growing pains in the transition to 3D that made the handling feel bad in some spots, which made for an overall frustrating experience.

Asa Gray@the5starman· May 25

I am the least handy person you know. By a lot. So this is how I felt after replacing the faucet head of our kitchen sink AND getting the right connector on the first try.

An image of Richard Kern as Al Borland from the TV show Home Improvement. Bearded man in a flannel in a workshop wearing a tool belt.

Asa Gray@the5starman· May 23

Game 7 of 2026: Replaced. Loved this game! The art, the music, the story all fantastic!

Asa Gray@the5starman· May 22

Hey Internet friends, I'M GETTING MARRIED! After 11ish (we legit don't know) years together and living together since November 2019, she said yes!

Audra's hand with the ring we picked out. It is a small bat shaped stone on a silver ring Not a diamond, but the vendor hand cuts stones he finds on his own land.

Asa Gray@the5starman· May 18

I pretty much won the lottery this morning, I was able to snag one of the Goblin Storm Secret Lair Commander decks! I know so many people who wanted one, but missed out because the current setup for Secret Lair drops is absolutely busted.

Magic the Gathering card of Krenko Mob Boss with special art from Wizard of Barge

Magic the Gathering card of Zada, Hedron Grinder with special art from Wizard of Barge

Asa Gray@the5starman· May 16

I love Doctor Doom and I absolutely would have tried these if they weren't EIGHT DOLLARS!

Stuff of Doom Oreos with Masked Decadence color changing cream

Asa Gray@the5starman· May 16

Book 7 of 2026: Carl's Doomsday Scenario by Matt Dinniman. Book two of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. Much like the first book, I really enjoyed this. I continue to like Carl and Princess Donut more and more, and learning more about the larger universe has been interesting!

Asa Gray@the5starman· May 12

I can't get him out of my head. @snowbikemike.bsky.social @rogformer.bsky.social @kindafunnyvids.bsky.social.