Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer

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I'm a 38 year old trans woman (she/her), polyamorous, and a huge nerd. I can be a bit awkward but hey, who isn't?

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Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· 4d

This is me walking home from the bar, five gin and tonics later.

A tipsy white trans woman wearing a jade green dress smiles widely. A shadow of her arm and phone obscure a quarter of her face.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· 8d

Cute girl should wear dresses more.

A white, chubby, trans woman in a forest green dress.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· 10d

Today has been a good day for me. I hope the same is true for you.

A white trans woman is smiling ear to ear. She has on a crescent moon necklace, dragonair earrings, and a teal blazer.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· 13d

I love stargazing. I don't do it enough. But it is so good for my mental health when I do. It helps put into perspective my own plights and worries. I'm a speck on a speck on a speck on a speck in the enormity of the universe and in many regards, that's a really welcoming feeling.

A photo of a night sky with some faint stars dotting it throughout. You can just barely make out the electric cables running overhead.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· 14d

I went on a hike today. I need to move, to get in shape, and stop seeking perfection. So I went, as is, suboptimally equipped and unsure of a route. It was nice. And needed. I shall do it more.

A white trans woman with shoulder length brown hair. She has on a white ballcap with a cherry mitten motir, a black tee shirt with a Pokemon, and glasses. She is stopped outdoors on a wooden bridge.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Jul 17

It is Friday and I am jonesing for that good news once again. I will, of course, kick us off. My good news could be many things, but I'm going materialistic and saying that I snagged my holy grail Pokémon card, the Ancient Mew.

A card showing the mythical Pokémon mew. It is purple, holographic, and drawn to look like etched stone and all in an unreadable text.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Jun 11

I don't get dressed up often (internal feelings of self worth related) but when I do, I certainly look okay.

A white trans woman stands outside holding a bouquet of flowers at a wedding. She wears a seafoam green tiered dress and a lavander shawl.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· May 19

Trans girls with glasses 🥰🥰🥰

A white trans woman with glasses and light freckles smiles in an office selfie.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Apr 27

Cole: I will kill all the administration officials present. Also Cole: Except for You Kash. I could never hurt you.

Administration Officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest

Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren’t*

Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me)

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Apr 20

Also this. I could honestly do this all day.

A stylized image of Bender from Futurama flying through cyberspace. He is saying "Is the Space Pope reptilian?"

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Apr 13

I actively collected the Knights of the Old Republic comics. I've sold bits and pieces of it over the years so it's not anywhere near complete, but I really enjoyed those comics.

The cover of Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic comic, issue 0. Titled Intrigue in the Old Republic and published by Dark Horse. It features a variety of human, alien, and robotic creatures in the center of the image laid out in a very Star Wars movie poster way. There are two jedi, an older one in the background with a blue lightsaber and one in the foreground with a yellow one.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Apr 9

Post four records that represent the diversity of your taste

The cover of Aquarium, an album by Aqua. It has the band members all looking at something different while underwater with starfishes around them. Presented in Aquascope is in the upper right.

The cover of E for Everyone, an album by Kirby Krackle. It is a drawing of two men on a shockingly pink background. One of the men is using drumsticks to look like Wolverine. The other has a guitar that has been made from the energy that the Green Lanterns use.

The album cover of the Original Broadway cast record of Mean Girls. It shows three teens in tight pink mini-dresses, each representing a different trope of teenage girlhood.

The album cover of Welcome Interstate Managers, a record by Fountains of Wayne. It features a blown out black and white photo of several well dressed white men sitting at a donut-shaped table.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Mar 6

Here are nine games that define me and my experiences. Each game holds something in my heart, even if they aren't all my favorite in the series. my9games.com

Nine games laid out in a three by three grid. The top three games from left to right are Civilization II, Final Fantasy VIII, and Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance. The middle row is Pokemon Black, Star Wars the Old Republic, and the Binding of Isaac. The bottom row is Animal Crossing, Topy Hawk's Pro Skater 3, and Mario's Time Machine.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Feb 23

As a longtime fan of alternative win conditions, I have to go with Helix Pinnacle.

Helix Pinnacle
G
Enchantment
Shroud
X: Put X tower counters on Helix Pinnacle
At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are 100 or more tower counters on Helix Pinnacle, you win the game.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Feb 12

I put down Jean Grey today. I'm going to miss that cat. She made it through three presidents, two moves, and one marriage and decided to be grumpy the entire time. Wouldn't have changed it at all.

A pre-transition me has my arm wrapped casually around my grey cat

My cat, Jean Grey, in close up. She's a grey cat with yellowish green eyes. She is wearing a poorly tied blue and yellow striped bow tie.

My tubby grey cat Jean Grey, splayed on her back with her feet sticking up in the air.

A fake Magic the gathering card of a tiny grey cat.

Jean Grey the Menace
WW
Creature - Cat
1WW, tap: Jean Grey transforms into Dark Phoenix and receives flying.

2/2

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Jan 9

I've always been a sucker for Noxious Ghoul.

Noxious Ghoul
3BB
Creature - Zombie
When Noxious Ghoul or another Zombie comes into play, all non-Zombie creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Plague and death wrapped in one convenient package.

3/3

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Jan 9

Come, grab a seat by the campfire. You've traveled long and deserve a rest. Tell me, what good thing has happened to you this past week? For me, it's that I got a haircut. It's been two years since the last one and if you don't mind the vanity, it does make me so much cuter.

A white trans woman with glasses shows off her very cute shoulder length haircut.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Dec 29

Favorite Magic card for Magic Card Monday!

A Magic the Gathering card. The art depicts an undead goblin with skin coming off in various areas against an orange background. It reads Fester Goblin, costs B, and is a Creature - Zombie Goblin. When Festering Goblin is put into a graveyard from play, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. The flavor text reads In Life, it was a fetid, disease-ridden thing. In death, not much has changed.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Dec 23

Over 30 selfie thread I'm 38 and incredible in every way.

A selfie of a white trans woman in an office. She has on a houndstooth blazer, white blouse, and earrings that feature a speech bubble with a heart in it.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Dec 19

Congrats on hitting 1,000 followers! I have always loved the art of Tenth Editions Terror. It is haunting and beautiful and captures an abstract quality perfectly.

The card Terror from Magic the Gathering. It costs 1B, is an instant, and reads "Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated."

The art shows a man with the foot of an ecroche in his man, which has the foot of a skeleton in its mouth, which has the foot of the original man in its mouth. A white circle, almost like a setting sun or distance explosion, is visible in the background.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Dec 9

Actual bluesky challenge: post your favorite work of art from fifty years before you were born (if you feel like it) Not to Be Reproduced by Rene Magritte.

A man with well trimmed hair stands in front of a mirror with a book on a shelf on a ledge near him. The book is properly reflected, but the reflection of the man is instead the man looking away from the mirror.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Dec 3

IF Pokémon were real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be? (Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics of Legends.)

A lineup of Pokemon. From right to left they are Purugly, a fat cat; Kingler, a red crab with one very large claw; Abomasnow, a white and green yeti; Sawsbuck, a deer with flowers on its antlers; Slyveon, a trans colored dog with ribbons; and Pidgeot, a fancy looking pigeon.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Nov 25

The 4 albums I grew up on. What are the ones you grew up on? Was I cringe then? Yes. Am I cringe now? You better believe it. Still listen to these albums too. You don't grow out of the cringe, believe me.

The cover of Good Charlotte's debut album. It features five white guys in black attire and variously scene outfits.

The album art for Limp Bizkit's Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water album. It has a series of hairless, pudgy men with skinny limbs on a pile of hot dogs. A character the in foreground is holding up a chocolate starfish.

The album cover for Linkin Park's Hybrid Theory album. It features a silhouette of a solider carrying a flag against a grey graffitied wall. Someone has painted insect wings behind the man.

The album cover for Bowling for Soup's A Hangover You Don't Deserve. It features the members of Bowling for Soup passed out on a soundstage. The image is being shown through an old timey television set with a news broadcaster grimacing to the side.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Nov 24

I'm sadly about twice as innocent as you. But less innocent than I was expecting.

The Innocence Test

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you are the happy medium - you checked both yes and no on this list, but you definitely know how to have fun. we can't wait to see where you'll be in a few years ;)

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Nov 3

Was looking at an upcoming game on Steam I was interested in and now I'm suddenly not that interested. Weird.

AI Generated Content Disclosure

The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this:

AI is used in some narration components, and some 2D art components.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Oct 31

The Pagemaster is one of those movies that no one I talk to regularly seems to have seem, let alone remember, but I adored this movie as a kid.

The movie poster for the Pagemaster, a movie starring Macelay Culkin. It his Macelay as a kid holding a sword wild a cartoon pirate, fairy, and zombie, all in book form, huddle around him.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Oct 13

I started my quest to play all of the PS1 RPGs tonight with Alundra. Played through the first boss, which was fun. For some reason I thought Alundra was something else entirely, so the story is taking a fun turn for me.

The cover of the PlayStation 1 game Alundra. It has a elf holding a sword in a reverse grip with shards of glass showing other characters from the game around him.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Sep 10

I love that Mega Malamar just looks like a queer Megamind.

The mega evolution form of the Pokemon Malamar. It looks like a squid that's been turned upside down. It's body tapers to a point and is rainbow colored with small circular white dots. It has two huge shoulder pads from which multicolor tentacles sprout. Its head looks almost swollen from having a large brain, and glows purple and blue.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Sep 5

This week has been a slog to get through, but we've made it to Friday, which is something. Tell me, what's your good news for the week? For me, it was finishing up the base coating of a team of miniatures that I've been working on. Now it's time to make them pretty.

A crew of plastic miniatures with orange and white armor in a variety of battle poses.

Jocelyn, Celestial Wanderer@thegeekcorner· Aug 29

Image launching any product and not having guardrails in place to protect people. AI companies are so incredibly scummy.