Alice
@thesearethekids
Like one of those toy worms on a string, but sentient Medieval historian by trade but this account is for yelling about OFMD, embroidery, and general flâneuserie Any pronouns Commissions and shop:
Sorry for the sad posts, let's have a close up instead. Which bit do you want to live in you can have any except the pink gemstone in the orange bit because that's my swamp
Currently watching me play assassin's creed and telling me my inability to learn to block in any game will always limit my skill (probably)
And finished! Abstract embroidery on tulle, intended to remind you of walking along the shoreline as the sun hits the water. Made in return for a charity donation by lovely ofmd crew.
The Sylvanian Families / Korg from Thor / Project Hail Mary crossover I didn't know I needed in my life but now must have
Been working on this for 800 years because I want it to be *just so* for its recipient - abstract embroidery on tulle for a lovely OFMD crew member
Thanks to Jimothy for providing such blessed inspiration for a Halloween costume for Louis later this year
One of these for OFMD Ed Teach would have outsold all known merchandise in the history of personkind
@pilotpirate.bsky.social & I made a pod for @ofmdpodfuckery.bsky.social Un-brie-lievable by @makingoceansounds.bsky.social 💓 Feat. mature, tangy (zangy) and well-rounded puns 🧀 Please brie gentle it's my first ever podfic, but I had the gratest collaborator 💓 archiveofourown.org/works/87130346
I can do a #wipwednesday! I feel so poorly but noodling at this is making me feel less sad about having to cancel all my plans and work in bed. A glimpse of Pete's PI office.
Just got this absolutely unhinged email from our water company about saving water and I'm crying, brb I'm off to find a "shaded stone" to press against my pulse points
For the beethusiasts - they swarmed off today! I went outside to film it and it made my eyes feel funny ( you may need to zoom in for the full static effect)
TW BEES - just went down to my pond and was like oh no a drowning bee! And another! And there's a third! Then I looked up like in a classic horror film and there, swinging 15 ft above the pond, are 8 billion bees
I built this and now I get to decide how to organise my craft stuff 😈😈😈😈
Someone very sweet reached out to me on insta for a kit as they'd seen a finished one and I have finally, finally!!!! Found the fabric post move 🧵🪡
Black Pete returning from the revenge to his parents who thinks he's been in the navy but all he has to show for it is a husband, sunburn and one of Stedes wigs
Fighting for my life but an embroidery pattern for #wipwednesday! You'll never guess who's on the other side (and I have a peopleless version for those of other OFMD persuasions)