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Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· 4d

God I love this game.

A screenshot from the smush game’s statistics page that reads: “15 players asked for ‘Moviefart’. John said no.”

A screenshot from smush that reads “Fatmeatfever isn’t in today’s pile”.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· 23d

A lot of my tipsy movieposting seems to end up in the drafts (probably for the best?) but here’s some drafts for those interested. * These aren’t all from three days ago btw. Apparently I went through a bunch of them that night and saved them? idk.

A screenshot of Bluesky drafts.

The first is cut off, but reads “endings challenge! Statement.” It is followed by a draft from 3 days ago, that says:
“Post about Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die but without being all weird about it??” Next is a draft from 3 days ago, that simply says:
“Peeñata”. That is followed by a draft from 3 days ago, that says: “And Kermit never locked that down? Yeah okayyyyy”. This is followed by a draft from 3 days ago, that says: “Schroedinger's Horse: a piñata shaped like the Trojan horse and you don't know until after it's opened whether there's candy or bees up in there?” Next is a draft from 3 days ago, that says: “Trojan horse piñata?” That is followed by a draft from 3 days ago, that says: “Still don't know how they fit all the horses into that giant statue?” The next draft is from 3 days ago, and it says: “Piñata filled with bees?”
Last is a draft from 3 months ago, that says: “how fortunate we are to be weird as hell and …”
(The last post is cut off).

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· 23d

Finished the project quickly tonight and had some material left over, so I made another small pillowcase for my couch pillow. Tacky? ✅ Better than before? ✅

A teal recliner. On top of it are two pillows with cases that have a decorative collage of marvel comic book covers as the design. A row of comic books is in the background on a bookcase shelf.

A green blanket with two pillows on top of it. The pillowcases have a decorative collage of marvel comic book covers.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Jul 23

😌 hankgreen.com/smush · Jul 23 996 pts · PERFECT 💯 · 14-day streak 🥞🥞🥞 🥞⭐🥞 🥞🥞🥞

A scorecard for the word game, Smush, on July 23rd 2026. It says 996 points, perfect, 14-day streak.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Jul 13

My dog is very cute and just a little mischievous which is great because occasionally I get good pictures of him and in exchange he slams into my leg hard enough while playing that I sprain my knee and fall to the ground in pain but now I know how to use crutches so yeah a pretty good deal I guess 🤠

A black and white husky sleeping peacefully atop a very comfortable bed in front of an air conditioner. The walls behind him are covered with framed artworks.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Jul 5

Spent the day with my siblings and went to a cool bookstore. They had a preorder tag for John’s new book!

A wooden sign that reads: “Buy books from people who want to sell books not colonize the moon.”

The top says the name of the bookstore: Off the Beaten Path.

A ticket that reads: “take me to the front desk to preorder ‘Hollywood, Ending’ by John Green.” Customers who use the ticket will receive 10% off when they preorder using the ticket.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Jun 28

😮‍💨 4x3.fun June 28, 2026 207 points • No mistakes 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟨🟨

The scorecard for the puzzle game “4x3”dated June 28, 2026, framed in gold. It says “gold Plaque Unlocked” and the indicator tiles are in reverse rainbow order with the hub tile in the first position of each row. This indicates that the user played a perfect game in under 90 seconds.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Jun 27

Went to my FLGS for free rpg day and came back with some cool gifts as well as these two solo journaling rpgs! I’m excited :3

Two role playing game handbooks on top of a colorful blanket featuring the Tardis from Doctor Who. The first rpg guide is “Out for Delivery” by Buddy Skaggs, which has an anthropomorphic calico cat delivering mail on its cover. The second is “Fetch my Blade” by Kelly Tran and Ethan Yen and has the silhouette of a dog carrying a sword on its cover.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Jun 27

I misclicked during my first real shot at a perfect game* 😑 4x3.fun June 27, 2026 181 points • 1 mistake 🌟🟪🟪 🌟🟦🟩 🌟🟦🟦 🌟🟩🟩 🌟🟨🟨

Results from a game of 4x3 as described in the post.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· May 23

Thank you, @dftbarachel.dftba.social for making the coolest graphic to accompany #Readzamas ! I almost tagged her in my original post, because I knew if she was involved in any way, it would be a success. Nerdfighteria is so lucky to have her 🙌✨

Awesome artwork featuring a book made of pizza slices, above the book is the nerdfighteria hand sign and sparkles, below the book is the word Readzamas, the A’s have pepperonis in them

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· May 8

🥹🐾✨💙🐕

A young black and white husky receiving head-pats.

A young black and white husky staring up at the camera.

A young black and white husky staring at the camera.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· May 5

Got around to replacing my makeshift door sign. This Lego version will have to hold me over until I finally have time to make the quilt I’ve been thinking of for the last few years.

A yellow sticky note that says “believe”, written in blue ink, reminiscent of the sign from the series “Ted Lasso”. It is above an intricate floral light switch cover next to a door.

A sign made out of lego bricks. “Believe” is spelled out in blue legos over a sheet of yellow legos. It is reminiscent of the Ted Lasso “believe” sign.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· May 4

Do they make any nerdfighteria mousepads? It’s about time for a replacement and these days I’d like to see something nice before logging on.

My current mousepad, featuring Louie duck from the Duck Tales reboot series next to the phrase, “Need. More. Sleep.” The mousepad is dirty with use and stained with mysterious spots.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Apr 29

Went through my camera roll and found this gem. 🚫🍪‼️

A container of cookies with a ridiculously long label that reads: “Definitely NOT cookies. Please, do not eat!!! (Unless of course you’re hungry for cookies and don’t mind petty thievery.)”

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Mar 16

Creamy potato soup with chicken and gnocchi. (Feat. Scrubs) Not a bad way to start the week 😁

A white guy pretending to eat soup while actually just taking a selfie. He has geometric glasses and a blue button-down shirt with a cool space alien print.

A bowl of soup in front of a laptop playing an episode of Scrubs. The character, JD is making an unnerved expression.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Mar 14

It’s the same picture.

A white dude with new geometric glasses.

Arthur Reed, from the PBS cartoon, Arthur.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Feb 21

Welp.

A quote from 2005’s Pride and Prejudice: “I'm 27 years old. I've no money and no prospects. I'm already a burden to my parents, and I'm frightened”

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Feb 20

Once a year, a package shows up from my college friend. [🥳🎁] I missed every opportunity to get a copy of this book last year (they sold out instantly with each drop), and he tracked down EVERY variant??? I have the coolest friends, man.

Four unique copies of a book, “The only band in the world” by Ryan Bird. The book covers are ornamented in the style of four eras of twenty one pilots’ music.

The spines of the same four books stacked in front of twenty one pilots album, Breach on vinyl.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Feb 6

I think I accidentally wrote a good poem tonight while reflecting on *gestures broadly* It would mean a lot to me if anyone reads this one. ❤️ #poem #writesky #writingcommunity #dftba medium.com/@Jesse-Shepp...

A poem by @thgiantcloudor.dftba.social (Jesse)

The stars were stolen one by one
Replaced with even duller suns
And no one noticed it until
We needed light but darkness won

I guess we should have seen it then
Back when warnings still came in
From astronomers and scientists,
Newfound shepherds, wiser men-

Can’t you see lightyears away
The differences are night and day
Carina’s hull has sprung a leak
And Kemble is in disarray

Andromeda has lost her head,
And Canis now has three instead
Hades’ hound patrolling heaven
Isn’t pulling at your threads?

But we just laughed, sat idly by
Underneath the changing sky
As they took the hunter’s belt
And strung up half of gemini

Cassiopeia lost her shine
But both the bears were still alive
And so we took that as our sign
That everything on Earth was fine

Now in dimmer days we find
The darkness isn’t one we mind
Who needs Polaris’s light to guide
When grayscale is easy on the eyes?

Still I gaze up at the crux
Compare it to the holy books
Something about its twinkling looks
Spittingly like Serpens Caput

And as for making our own light
To shine out into distant night
They know that we won’t even try
Since we never once put up a fight

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Jan 5

My favorite day last year was spent listening to MBMBAM naming of 2025 with her (both times) before we knew she would be gone. This year, I plan to listen while taking him on a long walk. May we all find moments of comfort this year despite the looming darkness.

A brown brindle dog melting drooped across my lap. She rests on a soft green blanket.

A black and white husky puppy standing in a field with a colorful sunset and mountainous horizon behind him.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Dec 18

We need drafts because otherwise I’d lose some bangers to my screenshots folder. If only I had the strength to finish the thought before it was lost to time. 😔

A screenshot of a post left unfinished. It says:

There’s plenty of fish in the sea.

Uh okay, there’s plenty of bugs in the dirt? Like what’s your point? Many things are many places? You feeling okay, champ? You haven’t been the same since…

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Dec 3

That’s a little bit personal, but okay…

A screenshot of a text that reads “How many inches did you get?”. This is because of the snow we got last night, but it took me a second… Also in the picture is the music player showing the song, “Kyrie” by Mr. Mister.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Nov 11

It was a great evening for a walk that’s for sure!

A young black and white dog in front of a golden sky at sunset.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Nov 2

First out of state card ✅

A library card for the Wichita public library. The card is red and blue and resembles the Wichita flag.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Oct 31

Dad threw a homophobic pity party last night, and my grandma was so over it. This is how she walked up this morning. (This is grandma code for ally right?)

My grandma in a striped shirt with bold colors, sort of resembling the rainbow pride flag.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Oct 31

Obligatory photo of grandma’s bathroom. FYI, the drapes match the wallpaper, and the floor is carpeted.

A bathroom with wildly colorful patterned wallpaper and pink tile work. A framed crossstitch reads: “Today is the Tomorrow we worried about yesterday”

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Oct 24

My turtle (for anyone who was curious).

A poorly drawn turtle (clearly drawn in the dark). From a mysterious journal page. The bottom corner reads “The Book of Good Times”.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Oct 13

Yeah I guess I’ll listen to music and have a nice afternoon tea for my mental health, if you insist.

Blackberry honey on a nice toasted sourdough slice.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Oct 12

On the last night of #Pizzamas, we found one final gift hidden away for later.

Pizza! (Three different kinds: pepperoni, Hawaiian and Spicy Sausage) And boneless wings.

Jesse ✨ 🐇@thgiantcloudor· Oct 1

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Happy Pizzamas, everyone! 🍕 ✨