Dallas

@thornxbl

He/him. Elder millenial. Metro Detroit Detroit sports fan, Pokémon TCG organizer, Disney Parks junkie, LPU member, Software engineer, leftist. Haruko on Xbox Live. Cover photo from Max's South Seas Hideaway

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Dallas@thornxbl· Jul 12

What the shit @discord.com Suspended for posting Conor MacGregor jumping and landing on his leg awkwardly?

Discord saying I violated their Violent and Graphic Content policy for saying "here's where he blew his ACL lol" after linking a bluesky video of Conor hurting himself.

Suspended for a day with a 2 year strike on account standing

Dallas@thornxbl· Jul 6

Houseguests in the Mist
The Adventure of Dan and Ian

(cover depicts Gorillas in the Mist actress Sigourney Weaver with Dan Gheesling's face, and the gorilla in her arms with Ian Terry's face)

Dallas@thornxbl· Jul 5

damn, i didn't even say anything to him yet

user rsmwriter.bsky.social is now blocking you

Dallas@thornxbl· Jun 22

wikiHow to Beat a "Tough" Person in a Fight meme, where a balding man with a knife is threatening a man whose head has been replaced with the national mall reflecting pool

Dallas@thornxbl· May 4

Whoa, @theonion.com / @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social My pin from The Onion Store came with an extra "HA"? Do I owe you something extra, @bencollins.bsky.social ? The listing only showed 3: store.theonion.com/products/c2e...

A SICKOS pin from the Onion store that reads:

"YES... HA HA HA
HA... YES!"

Dallas@thornxbl· Apr 27

It also had fun variants

Dallas@thornxbl· Apr 23

It was Nicki Minaj, apparently

Nicki Minaj has received Donald Trump's Gold Card, which grants her U.S. citizenship

(A tweet from Jan 29, 2026)

Dallas@thornxbl· Mar 20

who else misses the Daily Dunkaccino acct?

a Dune 3 poster but the text reads
DUNC
ACCINO

Dallas@thornxbl· Mar 6

Nice to see the Detroit Red Wings honor German olympian (checks notes) Mortiz Seider this past Wednesday night

The jumbotron at Little Caesars Arena showing a German flag with the name "MORTIZ SEIDER" on it

Dallas@thornxbl· Feb 10

@it_is_fareed on twitter:

"My entire net worth is in third order Rapture derivatives. If the chance of “the chance of “the chance of the Rapture exceeds 5%” exceeds 5%” exceeds 5%, i lose my house"

Dallas@thornxbl· Feb 10

"how can ace be one OR eleven" guy vindicated?

Simpsons screenshot of a man holding up an Ace of Spades with a disbelieving glare in his eyes

Dallas@thornxbl· Dec 22

Arrived just in time for Christmas. Thanks @cmyk.games !

A copy of the board games "Hot Streak" and "Magical Athlete" sit under the glow of a Christmas tree

Dallas@thornxbl· Dec 5

Idk the new fire na'vi's name yet, but that's Jake Sully, Neytiri, Kiri, and Miles Quaritch if I've ever seen em. Sivako

This post was fact checked by real Pandoran patriots: TRUE

Dallas@thornxbl· Nov 19

I gotta be honest, whenever I see the newsletter thumbnail of your smiling man face it makes me think of Thomas the Tank Engine. A fellow member of the @killthecomputer.com discord helped me visualize it: