Dallas

@thornxbl

He/him. Elder millenial. Metro Detroit Detroit sports fan, Pokémon TCG organizer, Disney Parks junkie, LPU member, Software engineer, leftist. Haruko on Xbox Live. Cover photo from Max's South Seas Hideaway

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Dallas@thornxbl· Jul 12

What the shit @discord.com Suspended for posting Conor MacGregor jumping and landing on his leg awkwardly?

Discord saying I violated their Violent and Graphic Content policy for saying "here's where he blew his ACL lol" after linking a bluesky video of Conor hurting himself.

Suspended for a day with a 2 year strike on account standing

Dallas@thornxbl· Jul 6

Houseguests in the Mist
The Adventure of Dan and Ian

(cover depicts Gorillas in the Mist actress Sigourney Weaver with Dan Gheesling's face, and the gorilla in her arms with Ian Terry's face)

Dallas@thornxbl· Jul 5

damn, i didn't even say anything to him yet

user rsmwriter.bsky.social is now blocking you

Dallas@thornxbl· Jun 22

wikiHow to Beat a "Tough" Person in a Fight meme, where a balding man with a knife is threatening a man whose head has been replaced with the national mall reflecting pool

Dallas@thornxbl· May 4

Whoa, @theonion.com / @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social My pin from The Onion Store came with an extra "HA"? Do I owe you something extra, @bencollins.bsky.social ? The listing only showed 3: store.theonion.com/products/c2e...

A SICKOS pin from the Onion store that reads:

"YES... HA HA HA
HA... YES!"

Dallas@thornxbl· Apr 27

It also had fun variants

Dallas@thornxbl· Apr 23

It was Nicki Minaj, apparently

Nicki Minaj has received Donald Trump's Gold Card, which grants her U.S. citizenship

(A tweet from Jan 29, 2026)

Dallas@thornxbl· Mar 20

who else misses the Daily Dunkaccino acct?

a Dune 3 poster but the text reads
DUNC
ACCINO

Dallas@thornxbl· Mar 6

Nice to see the Detroit Red Wings honor German olympian (checks notes) Mortiz Seider this past Wednesday night

The jumbotron at Little Caesars Arena showing a German flag with the name "MORTIZ SEIDER" on it

Dallas@thornxbl· Feb 10

@it_is_fareed on twitter:

"My entire net worth is in third order Rapture derivatives. If the chance of “the chance of “the chance of the Rapture exceeds 5%” exceeds 5%” exceeds 5%, i lose my house"

Dallas@thornxbl· Feb 10

"how can ace be one OR eleven" guy vindicated?

Simpsons screenshot of a man holding up an Ace of Spades with a disbelieving glare in his eyes

Dallas@thornxbl· Dec 22

Arrived just in time for Christmas. Thanks @cmyk.games !

A copy of the board games "Hot Streak" and "Magical Athlete" sit under the glow of a Christmas tree

Dallas@thornxbl· Dec 5

Idk the new fire na'vi's name yet, but that's Jake Sully, Neytiri, Kiri, and Miles Quaritch if I've ever seen em. Sivako

This post was fact checked by real Pandoran patriots: TRUE

Dallas@thornxbl· Nov 19

I gotta be honest, whenever I see the newsletter thumbnail of your smiling man face it makes me think of Thomas the Tank Engine. A fellow member of the @killthecomputer.com discord helped me visualize it:

Dallas@thornxbl· Nov 19

"we could chill like this more often if you stopped hunting those pajama-wearing forest children, you know"

Captain Hook and Mr Smee, in a porch swing, enjoying some tropical drinks. They are wearing Hawaiian shirts, shorts, and socks with sandals.

Dallas@thornxbl· Oct 19

#LGRW Top of the Atlantic division!

An altered screencap from the show Shoresy. The edit has Detroit Red Wings captain Dylan Larkin's face superimposed on Shoresy, who is saying "This team will never lose again".

Dallas@thornxbl· Oct 2

Elon-ass behavior from the bsky ceo

a Madden football diagram for the pass play "Clown Post"

Dallas@thornxbl· Jun 25

A bluesky exchange:

@chatterton.bsky.social:
"My sister-in-law grew up in the Soviet Union. One thing I can say with 100 percent certainty is I'm not *ever* going to be shopping at a government-owned and -operated grocery store when I'm in New York City 🙃"

@jimjorps.bsky.social:
"well yeah, you live in France, this is like me boycotting Carrefour"

@chatterton.bsky.social:
"I live in New York part of the year"

@unraptured.bsky.social:
"ah, the voice of the common man"

Dallas@thornxbl· Jun 23

My GOTY so far. Monoco is a good boy

a screenshot showing 100% achievement progress on Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 after 3d6h52m total playtime

Dallas@thornxbl· May 15

"I want to go to Japan to see some torii gates" ⛩️ "We have torii at home here in America" >Torii at home:

What appears to be 2 tall telephone poles, unadorned with no wiring of any sort, about 20 feet apart with a 3rd pole laying horizontally near their tops. Picture taken near 6 Mile/Haggerty in Livonia, Michigan

Dallas@thornxbl· Apr 30

TWO HUNDRED FIFTY-EIGHT MILLION

a photo of the Pricemaster, yelling out an arbitrarily large number

Dallas@thornxbl· Apr 30

Don't think we missed that, TNT.

The final score bug for game 5 showing Pistons 106, Knicks 103, with a "NYK WINS 4-1" series score

Dallas@thornxbl· Mar 24

Update: I'd say it's going well. She's on book 6 now! Someday I'll have to take her to a con to meet @jeffsmithsbone.bsky.social herself

A picture drawn by Dallas' 6yo niece. It is captioned by her: "My favorite book to read is Bone!" Her drawing shows her reading a book with Smiley and Fone Bone on the cover.

Dallas@thornxbl· Mar 14

My message to these democrats:

A screencap from FX's "Shogun" reading "Please commit seppuku by sunset tomorrow."

Dallas@thornxbl· Mar 11

I've got one of those with Violet (circa 2014)

Violet the russian blue cat, looking smug in an office chair, with the scratched-up arm of Dallas draped across her

Dallas@thornxbl· Mar 10

Now that bluesky supports up to 3min videos, I can share my favorite Detroit Red Wings arena playoff hype video (2010-2011)

Dallas@thornxbl· Mar 7

At the Red Wings game with @sealedseven.bsky.social , just to marvel at Elmer Soderblom's height

Elmer Soderblom towering over the red wings warmups

Dallas@thornxbl· Mar 6

this labeller never fails

a screenshot showing the user jamelle is replying to is Labelled as a "Jesse Singal Follower"

Dallas@thornxbl· Feb 14

Finally got my tattoo of my familiar, the late Violet. Done by Alyssa Shirkey @ Ironclad Tattoo in Troy, MI

Tattoo in progress of Violet (a russian blue cat with violet flowers around her). Line work done. Picture taken in mirror, so image is reversed.

Tattoo in progress of Violet (a russian blue cat with violet flowers around her). Dark shades done. Picture taken in mirror, so image is reversed.

Finished tattoo of Violet (a russian blue cat with violet flowers around her). Taken right after completion. Picture taken in mirror, so image is reversed.

Tattoo of Violet (a russian blue cat with violet flowers around her). Taken 3 days after completion

Dallas@thornxbl· Feb 4